Guess the "background story" of the person above you.

bricks5678

A soccer mom secretly wanting to revamp her partying days, but just can't because everyone else's schedule is always put above hers. Kids after-school activities, husbands side-jobs and three nights a week poker games. She just can't get any time to herself. So her bottle of Moscato, a nice romantic book, and her bubble bath at 2am will have to do. lol


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heresmyinsidevoice

beatleschic87: You're the resulting lovechild between Paul McCartney and a beautiful high-end escort he frequented during the late 80's. You were raised by your mother in upscale New York and grew up with the finest that your mother's high-scale pay rate could afford, not to mention the alleged money she'd been blackmailing Paul McCartney in order to keep their story under wraps. You decided later on to become a showgirl in Vegas and had been touring the world with many well-known and respected men in the entertainment industry until the lifestyle became too much to handle with its fast pace and frivolous lifestyle of sex and drugs. You fell in love with the subsequent therapist you'd been going to and have since been helping others through learning the arts of Reiki, healing through herbal remedies and lobbying for the approval and legalization of medical marijuana in various states across the country.

GTOgirl1969

hereismyinside: Private eye. (your av pic reminds me of an old detective movie from the 40s).

beatleschic87

beatleschic87: You're the resulting lovechild between Paul McCartney and a beautiful high-end escort he frequented during the late 80's. You were raised by your mother in upscale New York and grew up with the finest that your mother's high-scale pay rate could afford, not to mention the alleged money she'd been blackmailing Paul McCartney in order to keep their story under wraps. You decided later on to become a showgirl in Vegas and had been touring the world with many well-known and respected men in the entertainment industry until the lifestyle became too much to handle with its fast pace and frivolous lifestyle of sex and drugs. You fell in love with the subsequent therapist you'd been going to and have since been helping others through learning the arts of Reiki, healing through herbal remedies and lobbying for the approval and legalization of medical marijuana in various states across the country.

OMG that is hilarious. And slightly true??? I got out of rehab about 6 months ago...

heresmyinsidevoice

Hee hee hee! Glad you liked the story! I hope you are doing well and are finding balance in your life. It takes so much strength and perseverance to stay clean. You're a real inspiration.

heresmyinsidevoice

hereismyinside: Private eye. (your av pic reminds me of an old detective movie from the 40s).

Half true...I'm a nosy *kitten*!

AshDHart

heresmyinside - One day she saw something she wasn't suppose to see. Now she hides in the shadows waiting for her revenge.

mzenzer

Not one to be camera shy, she takes on her challenge with a winning smile.

CoryIda

mzenzer made Chuck Norris cry.


True story.

Katefab26

Corylda -- you were told time and time again that you couldn't do it, yet you persevered and reached your goal. Now you're showing them the awesome person you are :flowerforyou:

mikeyrp

Late at night, February 12, 1852 Katefab26 popped into existence through a failed experiment involving the Higgs Boson, the CERN Large Hadron Collider, a bored janitor and a soft porn magazine.

Fortunately for her she appeared in the first British public toilet for women, which was opened in Bedford Street just one day previously.

Although she was 'brand new' she had the body of a 15 year old and the ability to absorb the memories of those around her. She immediately realised that clothing would be essential and quickly stole these highly fashionable clothes from a nearby shop...



She spend the next 5 years wondering the world, and through misadventure was responsible for a number of unfortunate incidents...

October 1853, said the wrong thing at a party, started the Crimean War by making a joke about kababs. The Ottoman Empire attacks Russia.

April 1854, misreads map, The United States packet ship Powhattan is wrecked off the New Jersey shore with more than 200 + victims

1855, drunk. All year.

March 5, 1856 – Learnt to juggle a Covent gardens by absorbing memories of a act there. Trys it out at Covent Garden Theatre using flaming sticks. Fails. Theatre destroyed by fire.

After this she decides to use her powers for good, and takes the name Kate Warne, the first female private detective to work for the Pinkerton Detective Agency. Her memory reading skills prove to make this a rather easy job and soon becomes the richest woman in America.

She becomes reclusive for the next 44 years but makes a showing for new years eve 1899... Mysterious powers latch onto her temporal instability, sucking her to stone henge in England where she lands with such force a large standing stone at Stonehenge is knocked over, (that was the last time one has fallen)!

Dramatic thunder and lighting and other such special effects completely fail to occur. Kate simply wakes up in a strange bed on Jan 1st 2000, unaged since the day she first appeared. This time is different though. She has woken in the home of a childless couple who would dearly have loved a daughter... The memories of their imaginary child become her own - and those memories swirl outward touching everyone around her - as if it had forever been this way.

charlotte66

mikeyrp- one day you decided you would take the plunge and run a marathon best thing you did and have never looked back!

mikeyrp

mikeyrp- one day you decided you would take the plunge and run a marathon best thing you did and have never looked back!

LOL - nearly true. My sister decided I would do one - and I decided to do another two weeks later.... Races take place April 2012.

(next poster do charlotte66 - although you had better include something about how great she looks in that dress!)

charlotte66

mikeyrp- one day you decided you would take the plunge and run a marathon best thing you did and have never looked back!

LOL - nearly true. My sister decided I would do one - and I decided to do another two weeks later.... Races take place April 2012.

(next poster do charlotte66 - although you had better include something about how great she looks in that dress!)

lol yay! good luck with your race in april.

aww thanks

McBody

Charlotte66-

A misunderstood fashion designer hated on in the fashion world for using "normal" sized models instead of walking stick figures- her design philosophy is to actually clothe normal women.

Iamfit4life

Mcbody-
You have made your first millions by selling "baby and me" workout videos. Lovingly having your beautiful wee tot help you to achieve that perfect body.

You and your family have moved to norway and purchased a fishing boat. So you can have the very freshest seafood possible!

mickipedia

Iamfit4life - you've always been in the film industry and you've recently been cast as cameron diaz's body double for her new films

kapeluza

- Iamfit4life

You are the inventor of a cream so powerful, so innovating that you have become an icon throughout the world. You invented the "Stretchaway" stretch mark cream. Your flat, stretch mark free abdomen is featured in fitness magazines throughout the world.
You're an icon, an idol among the weight-loss groups and an annual guest speaker at the New Mother's convention.

Women envy you, the most interesting man in the world actually has to work hard to achieve such flatness and old women curse their "tina the talking" tummy, recalling old days when they looked like you!




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Well *kitten*, I guess I'll make one for mickipedia too! Haha

Mickipedia is the sole creator of Wikipedia! She secretly owns "wikileaks" too and when she is not exercising she is leaking information about how 10lbs of feathers weighs the same as 10lbs of steel.

No one has ever seen her face. They say that she is so beautiful that if anyone were to see her, it would be like staring at the sun for a long time and becoming blinded by it!

glypta

IamFit4Life - you have begun your career in fitness-wear modelling. You've done this only for pocket money, as your rock star (well-behaved and faithful) husband provides more than adequately for your every whim.

ashlielinn

glypta- You invented calorie free ice cream! Women every where worship you!

glypta

aslielinn...would it be rude to say you're head of a p0rn empire?

BeautyFromPain

aslielinn...would it be rude to say you're head of a p0rn empire?

having an amaingly fun time within the world!

Pidders89

beautyfrompain - is a proud cat owner

sarahlucydaynes26

Monkey_moo_moo is a dancer... She has proved everyone wrong and gone solo and it is the best thing she has ever done! She now dances at least once a week and she is so good she will be known nationally! xxx

nakabi

nakabi

A child prodigy with an old wise soul

I'll take the child prodigy for my son

nakabi

OOOOO I can't pass up the chance to do kabi

Kabi is an african princess who is hiding from a warlord. She married an american pauper against her parents' will, for true love!

Shhhhhhh don't tell my parents or else my father the king of my tribe will kill me and my husband if he finds us in USA

ashlielinn

aslielinn...would it be rude to say you're head of a p0rn empire?

HAHAHAHA SO FUNNY!!!!!!!