Looking for friends EXACTLY like me

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BondBomb
BondBomb Posts: 1,781 Member
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Hi,
I want to add new friends. But I want you to be exactly like me.
You must be a black female with a mexican grandmother.
You must be 5'4.
You must have exactly 9.2 lbs to lose.
I would prefer if you were athiest but agnostics are welcome I guess.
You must have been born in the month of July during a lunar eclipse.
Everyone on your friends list must have read the Silmarillion.

Now...Lets lose weight together!
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  • killagb
    killagb Posts: 3,280 Member
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    That's totally me! :drinker:
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
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    SO close...
  • katyejean
    katyejean Posts: 233 Member
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    I can't tell if you're serious. If not, then LMFAO that was pretty funny. If you are, good luck trying to find that.
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
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    Damn, not one thing in common on that list.

    What if I create an avatar in Second Life that matches these characteristics?

    (Does Second Life still exist?)
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
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    missed it by THAT much.
  • IronmanPanda
    IronmanPanda Posts: 2,083 Member
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    I am everything on that list except the lunar eclipse... darn.
  • WarriorMom2012
    WarriorMom2012 Posts: 621 Member
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    I got 5 out of 6...

    I can get a spray tan if that will qualify :bigsmile:
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
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    Dang...surely I am an unacceptable friend for you :noway:
  • kristilovescake
    kristilovescake Posts: 669 Member
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    Just have to say, you sound kinda awesome.

    But I'm pretty much your opposite.
  • shanolap
    shanolap Posts: 1,204 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • wriglucy
    wriglucy Posts: 1,064 Member
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    Only one of those! I'm 5'4" :)

    Good luck finding that! It'd be kind of cool if you did! That's pretty specific! :)
  • BondBomb
    BondBomb Posts: 1,781 Member
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    I will make an exception for Portuguese grandmothers.
    Oh and you MUST have BOMB in your username.
    That is all.
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
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    I don't' fit any of those things. I will never get a friend.
  • Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused
    Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused Posts: 935 Member
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    Aww man!!!

    1) I'm white
    2) I'm male
    3) I don't have a Mexican grandmother (but I live in Arizona, which has a high Mexican population here, is that ok?)
    4) I'm 5'11"
    5) I'm trying to lose only 9.15 lbs :(
    6) I believe in a god.
    7) I was born in January not July. Both start with the letter J, so is that ok?
    8) I don't think a single person on my friends list read Silmarillion.

    But I feel like we may have a connection. Don't you? :flowerforyou:
  • mkmacf
    mkmacf Posts: 101
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    Hmmm not quite.

    I am a canadian female of european and portuguese descent.
    5'7" and (currently) twohundredandsomething lbs.
    I need to lose maybe 15 times what you do (give or take!)
    I am an atheist, and I was born on Friday the 13th.
    I like to read?

    Is all of that close enough? Can we be pals? ;)
  • DawnOf1969
    DawnOf1969 Posts: 726 Member
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    I dont meet any of that criteria, but you're already on my list, so should I delete you? :laugh:
  • BobbyClerici
    BobbyClerici Posts: 813 Member
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    My twin!--:laugh:
  • PepeGreggerton
    PepeGreggerton Posts: 986 Member
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    What about dyslexic agnostic? I do not know whether or not there is a dog.
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
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    Aww man!!!

    1) I'm white
    2) I'm male
    3) I don't have a Mexican grandmother (but I live in Arizona, which has a high Mexican population here, is that ok?)
    4) I'm 5'11"
    5) I'm trying to lose only 9.15 lbs :(
    6) I believe in a god.
    7) I was born in January not July. Both start with the letter J, so is that ok?
    8) I don't think a single person on my friends list read Silmarillion.

    But I feel like we may have a connection. Don't you? :flowerforyou:

    I have read it.
  • 1FitMom326
    1FitMom326 Posts: 228
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    Hi,
    I want to add new friends. But I want you to be exactly like me.
    You must be a black female with a mexican grandmother.
    You must be 5'4.
    You must have exactly 9.2 lbs to lose.
    I would prefer if you were athiest but agnostics are welcome I guess.
    You must have been born in the month of July during a lunar eclipse.
    Everyone on your friends list must have read the Silmarillion.

    Now...Lets lose weight together!

    I would be your friend,
    but I am white, even when I have a tan.
    My grandmother is not Mexican.
    I am 5'9 and have more then 9.2lbs to lose.
    I am not athiest or agnostic.
    I was born in March,
    and may have to google Silmarillion.
    But if your still interested let me know :wink:

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