Looking for friends EXACTLY like me

BondBomb

Hi,
I want to add new friends. But I want you to be exactly like me.
You must be a black female with a mexican grandmother.
You must be 5'4.
You must have exactly 9.2 lbs to lose.
I would prefer if you were athiest but agnostics are welcome I guess.
You must have been born in the month of July during a lunar eclipse.
Everyone on your friends list must have read the Silmarillion.

Now...Lets lose weight together!

killagb

That's totally me! :drinker:

Contrarian

SO close...

katyejean

I can't tell if you're serious. If not, then LMFAO that was pretty funny. If you are, good luck trying to find that.

CaptainGordo

Damn, not one thing in common on that list.

What if I create an avatar in Second Life that matches these characteristics?

(Does Second Life still exist?)

maab_connor

missed it by THAT much.

IronmanPanda

I am everything on that list except the lunar eclipse... darn.

WarriorMom2012

I got 5 out of 6...

I can get a spray tan if that will qualify :bigsmile:

MB_Positif

Dang...surely I am an unacceptable friend for you :noway:

kristilovescake

Just have to say, you sound kinda awesome.

But I'm pretty much your opposite.

shanolap

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

wriglucy

Only one of those! I'm 5'4"

Good luck finding that! It'd be kind of cool if you did! That's pretty specific!

BondBomb

I will make an exception for Portuguese grandmothers.
Oh and you MUST have BOMB in your username.
That is all.

billsica

I don't' fit any of those things. I will never get a friend.

Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused

Aww man!!!

1) I'm white
2) I'm male
3) I don't have a Mexican grandmother (but I live in Arizona, which has a high Mexican population here, is that ok?)
4) I'm 5'11"
5) I'm trying to lose only 9.15 lbs
6) I believe in a god.
7) I was born in January not July. Both start with the letter J, so is that ok?
8) I don't think a single person on my friends list read Silmarillion.

But I feel like we may have a connection. Don't you? :flowerforyou:

mkmacf

Hmmm not quite.

I am a canadian female of european and portuguese descent.
5'7" and (currently) twohundredandsomething lbs.
I need to lose maybe 15 times what you do (give or take!)
I am an atheist, and I was born on Friday the 13th.
I like to read?

Is all of that close enough? Can we be pals?

DawnOf1969

I dont meet any of that criteria, but you're already on my list, so should I delete you? :laugh:

BobbyClerici

My twin!--:laugh:

PepeGreggerton

What about dyslexic agnostic? I do not know whether or not there is a dog.

Contrarian

Aww man!!!

1) I'm white
2) I'm male
3) I don't have a Mexican grandmother (but I live in Arizona, which has a high Mexican population here, is that ok?)
4) I'm 5'11"
5) I'm trying to lose only 9.15 lbs
6) I believe in a god.
7) I was born in January not July. Both start with the letter J, so is that ok?
8) I don't think a single person on my friends list read Silmarillion.

But I feel like we may have a connection. Don't you? :flowerforyou:

I have read it.

1FitMom326

Hi,
I want to add new friends. But I want you to be exactly like me.
You must be a black female with a mexican grandmother.
You must be 5'4.
You must have exactly 9.2 lbs to lose.
I would prefer if you were athiest but agnostics are welcome I guess.
You must have been born in the month of July during a lunar eclipse.
Everyone on your friends list must have read the Silmarillion.

Now...Lets lose weight together!

I would be your friend,
but I am white, even when I have a tan.
My grandmother is not Mexican.
I am 5'9 and have more then 9.2lbs to lose.
I am not athiest or agnostic.
I was born in March,
and may have to google Silmarillion.
But if your still interested let me know

PBmaria

Exactly all the same...except I've only got 9.1 lbs to go.
Still, nice meeting you

skittybang

I could've really used a friend. Darn.

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k2quiere

According to these requirements, I see my friends list going down by one in the near future...darn it; I knew I should have cut my feet off...would've taken care of the height and some of the weight differences.

pucenavel

Man, that's some serious discrimination :laugh:

I only meet one of the requirements.

Elen_Sia

What about dyslexic agnostic? I do not know whether or not there is a dog.

^^^^^
ROFLOLOLOL.

stephanielindley422

Hi,
I want to add new friends. But I want you to be exactly like me.
You must be a black female with a mexican grandmother.
You must be 5'4.
You must have exactly 9.2 lbs to lose.
I would prefer if you were athiest but agnostics are welcome I guess.
You must have been born in the month of July during a lunar eclipse.
Everyone on your friends list must have read the Silmarillion.

Now...Lets lose weight together!

I would be your friend,
but I am white, even when I have a tan.
My grandmother is not Mexican.
I am 5'9 and have more then 9.2lbs to lose.
I am not athiest or agnostic.
I was born in March,
and may have to google Silmarillion.
But if your still interested let me know

^^this. Except I am 5'2, and was born in January. Other thean that though, exactly what she said :0

BondBomb

I don't' fit any of those things. I will never get a friend.

Luckily for you we are already friends. Made the cutoff!
AND I have read the SilM. Twice!
Can you please post pics of your abs. Thanks!

YukonJoy

Damn, not one thing in common on that list.

What if I create an avatar in Second Life that matches these characteristics?

(Does Second Life still exist?)

Way to date yourself.

Thomasm198

Hi,
I want to add new friends. But I want you to be exactly like me.
You must be a black female with a mexican grandmother.
You must be 5'4.
You must have exactly 9.2 lbs to lose.
I would prefer if you were athiest but agnostics are welcome I guess.
You must have been born in the month of July during a lunar eclipse.
Everyone on your friends list must have read the Silmarillion.

Now...Lets lose weight together!

Dang it! The only one of those requirements that I fill is having read The Silmarillion