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    Looking for friends EXACTLY like me

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    • Posts: 3,669 Member
      We'd have to become BFF's, because we can't possibly motivate each other if we aren't the same in every way...:laugh:

      Thanks for the laugh though, I was thinking that earlier when I saw a post asking for very specific criteria.
    • Posts: 1,230 Member
      Dammit! I missed by *this* much! Oh well.
    • Posts: 4,437 Member
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      Way to date yourself.
      Dammit! How about a MySpace page?
    • Posts: 2,521 Member
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      Dang it! The only one of those requirements that I fill is having read The Silmarillion

      Me too!
    • Posts: 616 Member
      *kicks rocks* im way too white - ooh oooh but i have a big booty -- does that count? :D
    • Posts: 38 Member
      I would be your friend, but:

      I am white - pasty, pasty white.
      My gramma was a Scot.
      I am 5'3 (almost) and have WAY more then 9.2lbs to lose.
      I am a Christian.
      I was born in September,
      I've heard of Silmarillion...
    • Posts: 486 Member
      Well, crap. I don't think my friend BustyMcGee42 has read The Silmarillion. Way for one person to ruin it for the rest of us Tolkien nerds. -le sigh-
    • Posts: 4,437 Member
      I like to use Silmarillion when I have a rash. Clears it up right away.
    • Posts: 542 Member
      I'm an atheist and my son has started reading the Silmarillion. I'm reading The Two Towers. You are hilarious! Add me if you like.
    • Posts: 1,404 Member
      ROFL. Awesome.
    • Posts: 4,519 Member
      I'm always saying women need to lower their standards
    • Posts: 732 Member
      If I grow 2", change my skin color, lose 8 pounds and take a rocket ship to Mars -- I think I've got it!:laugh: :laugh:
    • Posts: 1,396 Member
      I can't tell if you're serious. If not, then LMFAO that was pretty funny. If you are, good luck trying to find that.

      CLEARLY this is serious because it does not say "j/k" in the title.
    • Posts: 178 Member
      Damn, not one thing in common on that list.

      What if I create an avatar in Second Life that matches these characteristics?

      (Does Second Life still exist?)

      It does.
    • Posts: 1,625 Member
      Aww man!!!

      1) I'm white
      2) I'm male
      3) I don't have a Mexican grandmother (but I live in Arizona, which has a high Mexican population here, is that ok?)
      4) I'm 5'11"
      5) I'm trying to lose only 9.15 lbs :(
      6) I believe in a god.
      7) I was born in January not July. Both start with the letter J, so is that ok?
      8) I don't think a single person on my friends list read Silmarillion.

      But I feel like we may have a connection. Don't you? :flowerforyou:

      LOL! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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      damn close, i have a native indian grandfather! ;)
    • Posts: 1,082
      My grandmother was almost 5'4".

      This rash I've got on my satchel is pretty dark.

      I read a "book" once. The movie was better.

      I'm definately a descendant of atheist pirates

      Am I close enough?
    • Posts: 1,082
      My grandmother was almost 5'4".

      This rash I've got on my satchel is pretty dark.

      I read a "book" once. The movie was better.

      I'm definately a descendant of atheist pirates

      Am I close enough?
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      That was me, pre-surgery. Does that still qualify?
    • Posts: 74 Member
      I don't know for sure, but I seem to recall that once on a government bid I declared myself to be a Black, Hispanic, Lesbian Female in order to improve my bidding position - but not sure you'll buy that? I'd still like to be your friend!
    • Posts: 3,335 Member
      Hi,
      I want to add new friends. But I want you to be exactly like me.
      You must be a black female with a mexican grandmother.
      You must be 5'4.
      You must have exactly 9.2 lbs to lose.
      I would prefer if you were athiest but agnostics are welcome I guess.
      You must have been born in the month of July during a lunar eclipse.
      Everyone on your friends list must have read the Silmarillion.

      Now...Lets lose weight together!

      I am glow-in-the-dark pasty white skinned and 100% canadian - damnit

      Im 2 inches taller - I could stand to lose some leg though?

      Oh bloody hell, I have another 70-something pounds to lose, but I have lost almost 70? Half-full/half-empty?

      Im definitely atheist

      I was born in July, however I was born on the 5th anniversary of the first landing on the moon..

      All attempts to load up Google.com are unsuccessful - Silmarillion, hmmmm?

      LOL!!!!!!!!!
    • Posts: 802 Member
      As soon as I perfect human cloning, you got it. :drinker: :drinker:
    • Posts: 252 Member
      Awesome!!! :laugh:
    • Posts: 16 Member
      Bahaha .... that was a good one!
    • Posts: 4,437 Member
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    • Posts: 178 Member
      It's funny cause I was literally JUST reading the Silmarillion, it's still sitting open in front to me. But unfortunately I'm white, short, and way chubbier. It's too bad, I really really like to fit in!
    • Posts: 185 Member
      Awww man, I was born in November, shoot, that eliminates me! We were almost friends. :laugh:
    • Posts: 614 Member
      All I have to offer from that list is I'm a female... Damn, I thought I had it.
    • Posts: 1,340 Member
      It REALLY IS because I'm white!!!! oh...... and everything else on that list. Except the female part. We got the same plumbing, but thats it!
    • Posts: 178 Member
      Also seeing all these people who have no idea what the Silmarillion is makes me very sad. :(
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