Looking for friends EXACTLY like me

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  • PBmaria
    PBmaria Posts: 854 Member
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    Exactly all the same...except I've only got 9.1 lbs to go.
    Still, nice meeting you ;)
  • skittybang
    skittybang Posts: 1,525 Member
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    I could've really used a friend. Darn.
  • k2quiere
    k2quiere Posts: 4,151 Member
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    According to these requirements, I see my friends list going down by one in the near future...darn it; I knew I should have cut my feet off...would've taken care of the height and some of the weight differences.
  • pucenavel
    pucenavel Posts: 972 Member
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    Man, that's some serious discrimination :laugh:

    I only meet one of the requirements.
  • Elen_Sia
    Elen_Sia Posts: 638 Member
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    What about dyslexic agnostic? I do not know whether or not there is a dog.

    ^^^^^
    ROFLOLOLOL.
  • stephanielindley422
    stephanielindley422 Posts: 273
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    Hi,
    I want to add new friends. But I want you to be exactly like me.
    You must be a black female with a mexican grandmother.
    You must be 5'4.
    You must have exactly 9.2 lbs to lose.
    I would prefer if you were athiest but agnostics are welcome I guess.
    You must have been born in the month of July during a lunar eclipse.
    Everyone on your friends list must have read the Silmarillion.

    Now...Lets lose weight together!

    I would be your friend,
    but I am white, even when I have a tan.
    My grandmother is not Mexican.
    I am 5'9 and have more then 9.2lbs to lose.
    I am not athiest or agnostic.
    I was born in March,
    and may have to google Silmarillion.
    But if your still interested let me know :wink:

    ^^this. Except I am 5'2, and was born in January. Other thean that though, exactly what she said :0
  • BondBomb
    BondBomb Posts: 1,781 Member
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    I don't' fit any of those things. I will never get a friend.
    Luckily for you we are already friends. Made the cutoff!
    AND I have read the SilM. Twice! :)
    Can you please post pics of your abs. Thanks!
  • YukonJoy
    YukonJoy Posts: 1,279 Member
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    Damn, not one thing in common on that list.

    What if I create an avatar in Second Life that matches these characteristics?

    (Does Second Life still exist?)

    Way to date yourself.
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
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    Hi,
    I want to add new friends. But I want you to be exactly like me.
    You must be a black female with a mexican grandmother.
    You must be 5'4.
    You must have exactly 9.2 lbs to lose.
    I would prefer if you were athiest but agnostics are welcome I guess.
    You must have been born in the month of July during a lunar eclipse.
    Everyone on your friends list must have read the Silmarillion.

    Now...Lets lose weight together!
    Dang it! The only one of those requirements that I fill is having read The Silmarillion
  • Hellbent_Heidi
    Hellbent_Heidi Posts: 3,669 Member
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    We'd have to become BFF's, because we can't possibly motivate each other if we aren't the same in every way...:laugh:

    Thanks for the laugh though, I was thinking that earlier when I saw a post asking for very specific criteria.
  • Miss_Chievous_wechange
    Miss_Chievous_wechange Posts: 1,230 Member
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    Dammit! I missed by *this* much! Oh well.
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
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    Damn, not one thing in common on that list.

    What if I create an avatar in Second Life that matches these characteristics?

    (Does Second Life still exist?)
    Way to date yourself.
    Dammit! How about a MySpace page?
  • CakeFit21
    CakeFit21 Posts: 2,521 Member
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    Hi,
    I want to add new friends. But I want you to be exactly like me.
    You must be a black female with a mexican grandmother.
    You must be 5'4.
    You must have exactly 9.2 lbs to lose.
    I would prefer if you were athiest but agnostics are welcome I guess.
    You must have been born in the month of July during a lunar eclipse.
    Everyone on your friends list must have read the Silmarillion.

    Now...Lets lose weight together!
    Dang it! The only one of those requirements that I fill is having read The Silmarillion

    Me too!
  • april_beth
    april_beth Posts: 617 Member
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    *kicks rocks* im way too white - ooh oooh but i have a big booty -- does that count? :D
  • KellyAnneH
    KellyAnneH Posts: 38 Member
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    I would be your friend, but:

    I am white - pasty, pasty white.
    My gramma was a Scot.
    I am 5'3 (almost) and have WAY more then 9.2lbs to lose.
    I am a Christian.
    I was born in September,
    I've heard of Silmarillion...
  • Hambone23
    Hambone23 Posts: 486 Member
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    Well, crap. I don't think my friend BustyMcGee42 has read The Silmarillion. Way for one person to ruin it for the rest of us Tolkien nerds. -le sigh-
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
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    I like to use Silmarillion when I have a rash. Clears it up right away.
  • fisherlassie
    fisherlassie Posts: 542 Member
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    I'm an atheist and my son has started reading the Silmarillion. I'm reading The Two Towers. You are hilarious! Add me if you like.
  • Ashley_Panda
    Ashley_Panda Posts: 1,404 Member
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    ROFL. Awesome.

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