Looking for friends EXACTLY like me

Hellbent_Heidi

We'd have to become BFF's, because we can't possibly motivate each other if we aren't the same in every way...:laugh:

Thanks for the laugh though, I was thinking that earlier when I saw a post asking for very specific criteria.

Miss_Chievous_wechange

Dammit! I missed by *this* much! Oh well.

CaptainGordo

Damn, not one thing in common on that list.

What if I create an avatar in Second Life that matches these characteristics?

(Does Second Life still exist?)

Way to date yourself.

Dammit! How about a MySpace page?

CakeFit21

Hi,
I want to add new friends. But I want you to be exactly like me.
You must be a black female with a mexican grandmother.
You must be 5'4.
You must have exactly 9.2 lbs to lose.
I would prefer if you were athiest but agnostics are welcome I guess.
You must have been born in the month of July during a lunar eclipse.
Everyone on your friends list must have read the Silmarillion.

Now...Lets lose weight together!

Dang it! The only one of those requirements that I fill is having read The Silmarillion

Me too!

april_beth

*kicks rocks* im way too white - ooh oooh but i have a big booty -- does that count?

KellyAnneH

I would be your friend, but:

I am white - pasty, pasty white.
My gramma was a Scot.
I am 5'3 (almost) and have WAY more then 9.2lbs to lose.
I am a Christian.
I was born in September,
I've heard of Silmarillion...

Hambone23

Well, crap. I don't think my friend BustyMcGee42 has read The Silmarillion. Way for one person to ruin it for the rest of us Tolkien nerds. -le sigh-

CaptainGordo

I like to use Silmarillion when I have a rash. Clears it up right away.

fisherlassie

I'm an atheist and my son has started reading the Silmarillion. I'm reading The Two Towers. You are hilarious! Add me if you like.

Ashley_Panda

ROFL. Awesome.

UponThisRock

I'm always saying women need to lower their standards

tecallahan

If I grow 2", change my skin color, lose 8 pounds and take a rocket ship to Mars -- I think I've got it!:laugh: :laugh:

carrie_eggo

I can't tell if you're serious. If not, then LMFAO that was pretty funny. If you are, good luck trying to find that.

CLEARLY this is serious because it does not say "j/k" in the title.

Eve53

Damn, not one thing in common on that list.

What if I create an avatar in Second Life that matches these characteristics?

(Does Second Life still exist?)

It does.

ErinBeth7

Aww man!!!

1) I'm white
2) I'm male
3) I don't have a Mexican grandmother (but I live in Arizona, which has a high Mexican population here, is that ok?)
4) I'm 5'11"
5) I'm trying to lose only 9.15 lbs
6) I believe in a god.
7) I was born in January not July. Both start with the letter J, so is that ok?
8) I don't think a single person on my friends list read Silmarillion.

But I feel like we may have a connection. Don't you? :flowerforyou:

LOL! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

joaneddd

damn close, i have a native indian grandfather!

Secret_Agent_007

My grandmother was almost 5'4".

This rash I've got on my satchel is pretty dark.

I read a "book" once. The movie was better.

I'm definately a descendant of atheist pirates

Am I close enough?

Secret_Agent_007

My grandmother was almost 5'4".

This rash I've got on my satchel is pretty dark.

I read a "book" once. The movie was better.

I'm definately a descendant of atheist pirates

Am I close enough?

Pronoiac

That was me, pre-surgery. Does that still qualify?

scottberrydsm

I don't know for sure, but I seem to recall that once on a government bid I declared myself to be a Black, Hispanic, Lesbian Female in order to improve my bidding position - but not sure you'll buy that? I'd still like to be your friend!

cramernh

Hi,
I want to add new friends. But I want you to be exactly like me.
You must be a black female with a mexican grandmother.
You must be 5'4.
You must have exactly 9.2 lbs to lose.
I would prefer if you were athiest but agnostics are welcome I guess.
You must have been born in the month of July during a lunar eclipse.
Everyone on your friends list must have read the Silmarillion.

Now...Lets lose weight together!

I am glow-in-the-dark pasty white skinned and 100% canadian - damnit

Im 2 inches taller - I could stand to lose some leg though?

Oh bloody hell, I have another 70-something pounds to lose, but I have lost almost 70? Half-full/half-empty?

Im definitely atheist

I was born in July, however I was born on the 5th anniversary of the first landing on the moon..

All attempts to load up Google.com are unsuccessful - Silmarillion, hmmmm?

LOL!!!!!!!!!

Newf77

As soon as I perfect human cloning, you got it. :drinker: :drinker:

musicgirl99

Awesome!!! :laugh:

lynn5866

Bahaha .... that was a good one!

CaptainGordo

Eve53

It's funny cause I was literally JUST reading the Silmarillion, it's still sitting open in front to me. But unfortunately I'm white, short, and way chubbier. It's too bad, I really really like to fit in!

angee1126

Awww man, I was born in November, shoot, that eliminates me! We were almost friends. :laugh:

lorac321

All I have to offer from that list is I'm a female... Damn, I thought I had it.

galegetsthin

It REALLY IS because I'm white!!!! oh...... and everything else on that list. Except the female part. We got the same plumbing, but thats it!

Eve53

Also seeing all these people who have no idea what the Silmarillion is makes me very sad.