Looking for friends EXACTLY like me

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  • UponThisRock
    UponThisRock Posts: 4,522 Member
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    I'm always saying women need to lower their standards
  • tecallahan
    tecallahan Posts: 732 Member
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    If I grow 2", change my skin color, lose 8 pounds and take a rocket ship to Mars -- I think I've got it!:laugh: :laugh:
  • carrie_eggo
    carrie_eggo Posts: 1,396 Member
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    I can't tell if you're serious. If not, then LMFAO that was pretty funny. If you are, good luck trying to find that.

    CLEARLY this is serious because it does not say "j/k" in the title.
  • Eve53
    Eve53 Posts: 178 Member
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    Damn, not one thing in common on that list.

    What if I create an avatar in Second Life that matches these characteristics?

    (Does Second Life still exist?)

    It does.
  • ErinBeth7
    ErinBeth7 Posts: 1,625 Member
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    Aww man!!!

    1) I'm white
    2) I'm male
    3) I don't have a Mexican grandmother (but I live in Arizona, which has a high Mexican population here, is that ok?)
    4) I'm 5'11"
    5) I'm trying to lose only 9.15 lbs :(
    6) I believe in a god.
    7) I was born in January not July. Both start with the letter J, so is that ok?
    8) I don't think a single person on my friends list read Silmarillion.

    But I feel like we may have a connection. Don't you? :flowerforyou:

    LOL! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • joaneddd
    joaneddd Posts: 2
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    damn close, i have a native indian grandfather! ;)
  • Secret_Agent_007
    Secret_Agent_007 Posts: 1,082
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    My grandmother was almost 5'4".

    This rash I've got on my satchel is pretty dark.

    I read a "book" once. The movie was better.

    I'm definately a descendant of atheist pirates

    Am I close enough?
  • Secret_Agent_007
    Secret_Agent_007 Posts: 1,082
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    My grandmother was almost 5'4".

    This rash I've got on my satchel is pretty dark.

    I read a "book" once. The movie was better.

    I'm definately a descendant of atheist pirates

    Am I close enough?
  • Pronoiac
    Pronoiac Posts: 304
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    That was me, pre-surgery. Does that still qualify?
  • scottberrydsm
    scottberrydsm Posts: 74 Member
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    I don't know for sure, but I seem to recall that once on a government bid I declared myself to be a Black, Hispanic, Lesbian Female in order to improve my bidding position - but not sure you'll buy that? I'd still like to be your friend!
  • cramernh
    cramernh Posts: 3,335 Member
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    Hi,
    I want to add new friends. But I want you to be exactly like me.
    You must be a black female with a mexican grandmother.
    You must be 5'4.
    You must have exactly 9.2 lbs to lose.
    I would prefer if you were athiest but agnostics are welcome I guess.
    You must have been born in the month of July during a lunar eclipse.
    Everyone on your friends list must have read the Silmarillion.

    Now...Lets lose weight together!

    I am glow-in-the-dark pasty white skinned and 100% canadian - damnit

    Im 2 inches taller - I could stand to lose some leg though?

    Oh bloody hell, I have another 70-something pounds to lose, but I have lost almost 70? Half-full/half-empty?

    Im definitely atheist

    I was born in July, however I was born on the 5th anniversary of the first landing on the moon..

    All attempts to load up Google.com are unsuccessful - Silmarillion, hmmmm?

    LOL!!!!!!!!!
  • Newf77
    Newf77 Posts: 802 Member
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    As soon as I perfect human cloning, you got it. :drinker: :drinker:
  • musicgirl99
    musicgirl99 Posts: 252 Member
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    Awesome!!! :laugh:
  • lynn5866
    lynn5866 Posts: 16 Member
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    Bahaha .... that was a good one!
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
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  • Eve53
    Eve53 Posts: 178 Member
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    It's funny cause I was literally JUST reading the Silmarillion, it's still sitting open in front to me. But unfortunately I'm white, short, and way chubbier. It's too bad, I really really like to fit in!
  • angee1126
    angee1126 Posts: 185 Member
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    Awww man, I was born in November, shoot, that eliminates me! We were almost friends. :laugh:
  • lorac321
    lorac321 Posts: 627 Member
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    All I have to offer from that list is I'm a female... Damn, I thought I had it.
  • galegetsthin
    galegetsthin Posts: 1,352 Member
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    It REALLY IS because I'm white!!!! oh...... and everything else on that list. Except the female part. We got the same plumbing, but thats it!
  • Eve53
    Eve53 Posts: 178 Member
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    Also seeing all these people who have no idea what the Silmarillion is makes me very sad. :(

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