Write to the person that annoyed you today!

trybefan

Dear food-pushers (family *cough* mom, friends, acquaintances/co-workers),

STOP pushing food on me. I know, some of you care, some are just being "polite."

But no, means no, means f*cking NO! I don't get why you have to keep pushing, and shoving it in my face, or teasing me with it when I've said it a hundred times. And quit acting all offended. For whatever reason given, I've made my decision, so RESPECT it, dammit!

Sincerely,

Quietly Seething:grumble:

I would say that I am not "annoyed" by similar people in my work environment, but yeah, this happens all the damn time. It's as if they are trying reverse psychology and trying to get themsleves to put it down...I am unsure about their motives...?

lizziebeth1028

Dear toxic co-worker,

You are a ***** and a dumb one at that. In the 8 years I have been here you continually pick fights and have issues with your fellow co-workers. You bend the rules till they break, coming in late, leaving early, claiming to make up the time when you never do. You are quite possibly the worst receptionist on the face of the earth. You continually through out the day wander from the front desk, put the phone on back ring for the whole office to answer while you F off. One time you were literally on a personal call at the front desk for 3 hours..yep 3 hours no exaggeration. And how about video chatting or getting dozens of texts messages a day with out your phone on silent....I just love hearing the ddding ddding go off every 3 minutes. And let's talk about your habit of spraying perfume at the front desk even though you have been told NUMEROUS times it bothers your co-workers. Here's a good one......one time you got to work at 9 (you're supposed to start at 8:30) and gave notice that you work leaving for a 9 day vacation at noon. Seriously...I'm not making this s**t up. This person truly does exist. Through the 8 years there have been many drama's, car stolen.....twice, child abduction, brain tumor, jury duty...without any proof of having shown up at court..too many things to mention. Undoubtably the worst employee!!!!!!!

On a side note - management sucks for allowing this to go on.

Thanks for letting me rant! I feel better now!

lizziebeth1028

Dear toxic co-worker,

You are a ***** and a dumb one at that. In the 8 years I have been here you continually pick fights and have issues with your fellow co-workers. You bend the rules till they break, coming in late, leaving early, claiming to make up the time when you never do. You are quite possibly the worst receptionist on the face of the earth. You continually through out the day wander from the front desk, put the phone on back ring for the whole office to answer while you F off. One time you were literally on a personal call at the front desk for 3 hours..yep 3 hours no exaggeration. And how about video chatting or getting dozens of texts messages a day with out your phone on silent....I just love hearing the ddding ddding go off every 3 minutes. And let's talk about your habit of spraying perfume at the front desk even though you have been told NUMEROUS times it bothers your co-workers. Here's a good one......one time you got to work at 9 (you're supposed to start at 8:30) and gave notice that you work leaving for a 9 day vacation at noon. Seriously...I'm not making this s**t up. This person truly does exist. Through the 8 years there have been many drama's, car stolen.....twice, child abduction, brain tumor, jury duty...without any proof of having shown up at court..too many things to mention. Undoubtably the worst employee!!!!!!!

On a side note - management sucks for allowing this to go on.

Thanks for letting me rant! I feel better now!

TourThePast

Dear occasional colleague,

It's so thoughtful of you to take the time to be unhelpful, lazy & incompetent, and not bother with excuses or to hide it from your co-workers or even your own boss, just to make me look absolutely awesome in comparison. :flowerforyou:

Your generosity in this regard is overwhelming, especially as there are job cuts on the way, but really there's no need, you can stop now.

Thanks

eyesontheprize13

That is horrible!

christy_frank

Dear Coworker,
yes, I do eat for the millionth time. yes i still do have 20 pounds to lose. No I am not anorexic! Stop asking daily!!!!
Smooches,
Me

YES!!!!!!

jenbit

OMG I needed this today.....


Dear Darling (super skinny) Little SIster,

I understand you are younger than me and more immature but please please stop hitting on every man that approaches us. How many do you want to juggle anyways? That guy last night wasnt even your type and you had his hopes completely up. Thats mean. Don't look at me and roll your eyes when you drew the guy out of a conversation with me just because you current flame didn't come out with us. I love you to death but this behavior makes me want to B!^(# slap you on behalf of men everywhere.

Love you big sister.




Dear Single men of South Florida,

Yes my sister is single. No shes not intrested in you. You are only playing into her ego. Please stop she is hard enough to live with. And yes I am in the corner laughing at you because I know my sister and even though she gave you her number she is NOT going to go out with you

Signed concerned and amused older sister.



Oh horrible dried up miserable co-worker

I understand you life sucks. I understand some man played you wrong and ruined your life. But you know what he didn't ruin mine. Will you please stop spilling your negativity all over the workplace. Your Toxic and we hate you. When you go on vacation we actually have little parties to celebrate.Please do us a favor and move back to Chicago if they will take you back. We will even help you pack,

Signed about ready to stick my foot up your @$$

TimeToDoMe87

dear Lady that lives below me,
Stop making your nasty fish, and pig feet because its stinking up my laundry room..
K Thanks.

Mariana

love2cee

Dear Vaugn -

I am so disappointed in you. I cannot believe that you thought boxing on the school yard with a whole bunch of your "friends" hootin and hollerin for you. I know i taught you better.

Then to have a friend of yours post it on YouTube. Yea, you really suck today to me.

Mom

bhalter

Dear husband,

Avoiding me and the kids for your stupid game is going to cause me to get pissed off, and you know what that's like. Last week before you got that game, you were all over me and showed me all kind of attention so much that I felt like a teenager again, I feel like you are cheating on me with Starwars. Me and Starwars are about to fight, just saying!

Love,
Me!

Bahahaha!!!! My fiance is obsessed with that game too.

kekl

Dear Mother's dog -

Why is it that every time I go on a walk you wait until I have run out of doggie bags and then wait till there are 10 people in their front yard and you decide to do your buisness right there in front of them, in their yard.

Signed,
Horribly embarassed

FearAnLoathing

Dear Captives in my basement

Please stop chewing through the duct tape. It is really inconvenient to constantly have to buy more.

Love
the one who loves you above all others and will hug and squezze an play with you all days.

bhalter

Dear Ex-BFF,

My fiance and I are not amused with your drama. In fact, we're the bigger people because we're choosing to stay away from it. Don't act smug like you "won" anything, when in fact, we're just celebrating starting the new year without you in in. Us agreeing to be witnesses against you in your court cases surprisingly have nothing to do with you jumping off our cell phone account and leaving me with a $50 bill for that month. I honestly make enough that I could wipe my *kitten* with $50, so being out $50 to be permanently rid of you doesn't bother me. What bothers me are your lies and manipulation trying to take your ex away from his daughter just because you're pissed he moved on. Oh, and I also got a refund check in the mail for the internet we had together that more than covered the $50 bill you left me with. I guess THAT is the karma you were talking about...I came out ahead in the situation and still got to use your money to do it.

- B

smashatoms

Dear Coworker,
When you say that 'everyone thinks their a designer' with acid on your tongue, I want you to examine what you do to earn your paycheck. You go online, pull photographs off the web pages of other manufacturers, paste those pictures into Excel, and email it off to China. You don't design ANYTHING! Since when are you picking up a pencil and putting it to paper?!
And guess what, I AM a designer. I have my Bachelors in Fine Art. Outside of this desolate brick building I am a successful artist. So kiss my *kitten* you horrid ****ing ****.
--Sam

AmberMagdalena

Left off on page three....

1smemae94

Dear person who thinks they know everything,

That little diet you're on where you're barely eating and you lost 5 pounds, does NOT give you the right to tell me to eat less. I don't think so, especially since when you start eating again you gain every single pound you lost plus some.

Sincerely, me


Dear whiny "friend",
When you don't show up to work most the time, they aren't going to give you hours. When you eat junk all the time, you will gain weight. When you don't know how to shut your mouth, drama will revolve around you. If you don't stop being such a witch, you won't have a friend anymore. Okay?
Bye

TNTwedell

oh boy - this is good! Can we have a thread like this everyday??

Ahem, here it goes
Dear SDB,
I have had it. Get your *kitten* together. You are being way to lazy for your own good. Vacation is over. You are an adult, accept responsibility & take action. There is no way you can possibly be tired still - you take naps all the freaking time. How does one person nap THAT MUCH! Im tired of carrying you.
And ps. you went to the gym ONCE this week - stop talking about what you did while you were there & where you are sore. its freaking thursday already.

NiciS72

Dear Brother,

Mom does not need to spend over $500 to get an HD tv, vcr, cables etc. JUST so she can watch streaming Netflix. It's not true HD anyway. Just have her buy the $50 Roku and be done with it and stop frickin' bugging me!

Signed,
Icky Nici

Classalete

Dear gremlin looking bro who does that real frivolously convoluted circuit training routine,

You ****in' stink!...Take a damn shower and use some deodorant...Don't just change back into your work clothes after your sweaty, redundant, dance routine and act like that's appropriate.

Your friend,

Beau.

stcar

Dear menopausal women of my office,

It was abnormally warm outside today, which so happened to make it a little warm in our office today, rather then the usual ice box. Stop your whinning about workplace health and safety and how you're about to pass out. 90% of the time our office is freezing and when you see me shivering in my blanket, you tell me to eat a burger. shove it

SammyPacks

Dear boyfriend,

-slams head on keyboard- LOL! Sometimes you're like a cat! You only come around when YOU'RE in the mood for attention... You know sometimes... I'd like some attention!

PanteraGirl

Bump for later

Li_Willi

Bumpity Bump Bump! This was good...needed this today.

christy_frank

Dear Moron in the white pickup truck,

I'm not sure what you thought you were going to gain by speeding up and passing me just as the road merged from two lanes into one. I'm sure you were shocked when I didn't move over and make room for you and when you had to slam on your brakes for the car who was driving in front of me doing the speed limit. I'm betting you made that poor guy just as pissed as you rode his bumper for the next 1/2 mile. Imagine my surprise when you turned off the road onto a side street into a trailer park at that point, forcing me to slow down for you. I'm sure your red-neck wife appreciated that you got home that extra two seconds sooner.

Sincerely,

Me

I HATE when people do this!!!

chrisyb2002

Dear Reece's peanut butter cups,
Please stop calling my name and looking so tempting -you are the reason for my 5 pound weight gain. It has got to stop!

vaderandbill

Dear co-worker,

Why is it necessary for you to assume that I'm not working my scheduled hours on the weekend when I arrive 2.5-3 hours before you? I am only required to work 4 hours on Sundays so, yes, I do leave an hour after you get there but I've been there since 7!!! Also, thank you for going to my boss so that I have to try to explain the situation. And when I go to you to ask if there is anything bothering you about me you say, "no, it is just this place...I don't have any problem with you".

Thank you for not having any spine and trying to make me look bad! @sshole! You could be on fire in front of me and I wouldn't so much as pee on you to put you out!

Update:
Dear D-bag co-worker,
After having another administrator investigate it appears that you are simply holding a grudge for something I did that bothered you in June....of 2010!!!!!! Yes, 18 months ago (oh, and you didn't have the courtesy to even tell me about it then). Apparently someone made a comment to you that made you think about it so now you're angry again.

Are you that shallow and miserable that you need to relive something that I didn't know affected you and had nothing to do with you anyway??!!!

Thanks for making work suck this week. @ss!!!

drog2323

I'd be writing all day to some of the tools, a-holes, and cyber-nerds/tough guys hiding behind their screens..... I saw earlier responding with negativity and drama on some MFP posts.

kimi131

Dear Cousin,
I understand you think dressing in skimpy, barely there clothing is sexy, but it's not, especially not in the manner you attempt. Regardless, it is certainly not appropriate attire for our grandmother's funeral, even if you had the body to pull it off (which you don't).

trublue82

Dear Battlefield 3...I truely do hate you. I want my husband back!!!

This is mine. Actually he's playing Skyrim right now, Battlefield 3 will be played next though. :grumble:

SuperMoniMonk

Dear Fiance .. I´m not a nice looking piece of furniture that loves to stay home bored ! so TAKE ME OUT !

Love

ME