What's your favorite movie quote?

engineman312 · January 2012

THIS IS HOW WE FIX THINGS ON RUSSIAN SPACE STATION!!!

and then i hit things with a wrench.

I totally picture you as Lev and doing this at work

i do it all the time. and no one gets it.

Glovesave3373 · January 2012

"Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, fckin' *kitten* off! He's a tight-@ss! He's a SADIST! He's an absentee landlord! Worship that? NEVER!" -Devil's Advocate.

I love that movie!

Love Al Pacino... One of my favorite lines is a Pacino.... his delivery is fantastic... "HEAT" - DON'T WASTE MY MF'ING TME, OR CAUSE SHE'S GOT A GREAT *kitten*, AND YOUR HEAD ALL THE WAY UP IT...

JDMPWR · January 2012

I have a ton but the ones that stick out the most are:

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age." & "Don't just stare at it, EAT IT!"

“500?”
“500 what, douche bag?”
“500 fights? that’s a number i figured as a kid. 500 street fights and you can consider yourself a legitimate tough guy. you need them, for experience. to develop leather skin- so i got started. then along the way, you forget about being tough. it stops being the point. you get past the silliness of it all… and then, after- you realize that is exactly what you are. I’ll tell you, you learn a lot of things on the way to 500. none more important than this"

“Because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren’t looking for anything logical, like money. They can’t be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.”

“When I was a little kid, I kinda had this problem. And it’s not even that big of a deal, something like 8 percent of kids do it. For some reason, I don’t know why. I would just kinda… sit around all day… and draw pictures of ****s”

Video for this one -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzuvQXDUybE

TammyLynne71 · January 2012

"I've seen monkey-**** fights at the zoo that are more organized than this."
From the movie: The Replacements

myukniewicz · January 2012

"I'll never call him dad...even if there's a fire!" - Will Farrel : Step Brothers

YassSpartan · January 2012

Agent Smith: I'd like to share a revelation that I’ve had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species, and I realized that humans are not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment; but you humans do not. Instead you multiply, and multiply, until every resource is consumed. The only way for you to survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern... a virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer on this planet, you are a plague, and we... are the cure. - The Matrix :bigsmile:

paigemarie93 · January 2012

"Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal" - when it's on Home Alone.
"Today's my Cat's birthday" - Pineapple express.

oneIT · January 2012

Step Brothers

"This wedding is horse shi**!"

Along with pretty much the whole movie!

paigemarie93 · January 2012

Omg I couldn't have just one if I tried.

Step Brothers:
~ I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the **** out of you!
Brennan Huff: This house is a ****ing prison!
Dale Doback: On Planet Bull****!
Brennan Huff: In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel ****s
~Holy Santa Claus ****!
Two things: You keep your liver-spotted hands off my beautiful mother. She's a saint! And then you sit down and you write Dale and Brennan a check for $10,000.

The Hangover:
Stu Price: You are a ****ing moron!
Alan Garner: Your language is offensive.
Stu Price: **** you!

Haha! Love 'em "I married a *kitten*" - "Hey don't say that, she's a nice lady".

Artemis726 · January 2012

I have a ton but the two that stick out the most this week are:

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age." & "Don't just stare at it, EAT IT!"

Love Dazed and Confused!

Dolores Claiborne "Sometimes you have to be a high-riding bi**h to survive. Sometimes being a bi**h is all a woman has to hold onto."

and

"If you wanna know what kind of life a person had, just look at their hands."

Glovesave3373 · January 2012

GLENGARY GLEN ROSS.... ALEC BALDWIN - As you all know first prize is a Cadillac El Dorado. Anyone wanna see 2nd prize. 2nd Prize is a set of steak knives. 3rd prize is YOUR FIRED!!!

GLENGARY GLEN ROSS.... ALEC BALDWIN - PUT THAT COFFE DOWN. COFFEE'S FOR CLOSERS!!!

GLENGARY GLEN ROSS.... What's your name? FU that's my name!!! You know why mister. Cause you drove a Hyundai to work and I drove an $80K BMW. That's my name!!!

GLENGARY GLEN ROSS.... A-B-C... A-ALWAYS, B-BE, C-CLOSING. ALWAYS BE CLOSING!!! ALWAYS....BE... CLOSING!!!

lhanks89 · January 2012

"It's party time!... P-A-R-T...Y? Because I gotta!"

- The mask

Charlottejogs · January 2012

"Why is my Congress saying one thing and doing nothin'? Tradition I guess"
Charlie Wilson's War

EmilyLStuart · January 2012

Dammit Bethany! He guessed it!

~Christmas Vacation

yesthistime · January 2012

Fogell: Yo guys! Sup?
Seth: Fogell, where have you been, man? You almost gave me a godd**n heart attack. Let me see it. Did you pu**y out or what?
Fogell: No noooo, man. I got it; it is flawless. Check it!
Evan: Hawaii. All right, that's good. That's hard to trace, I guess. Wait... you changed your name to... McLovin?
Fogell: Yeah.
Evan: McLovin? What kind of a stupid name is that, Fogell? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?
Fogell: Naw, they let you pick any name you want when you get down there.
Seth: And you landed on McLovin...
Fogell: Yeah. It was between that or Muhammed.
Seth: Why the F**K would it be between THAT or Muhammed? Why don't you just pick a common name like a normal person?
Fogell: Muhammed is the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a f**king book for once.
Evan: Fogell, have you actually ever met anyone named Muhammed?
Fogell: Have YOU actually ever met anyone named McLovin?
Seth: No, that's why you picked a dumb f**king name!
Fogell: F**k you.
Seth: Gimme that. All right, you look like a future pedophile in this picture, number 1. Number 2: it doesn't even have a first name, it just says "McLovin"!
Evan: What? One name? ONE NAME? Who are you? Seal?
Seth: Fogell, this ID says that you're 25 years old. Why wouldn't you just put 21, man?
Fogell: Seth, Seth, Seth. Listen up, a**-face: every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with fake IDs, and every single one says they're 21. Pssh, how many 21 year olds do you think there are in this town? It's called f**king strategy, all right?
Evan: Stay calm, okay? Let's not lose our heads. It's... it's a fine ID; it'll... it's gonna work. It's passable, okay? This isn't terrible. I mean, it's up to you, Fogell. This guy is either gonna think 'Here's another kid with a fake ID' or 'Here's McLovin, a 25 year-old Hawaiian organ donor'. Okay? So what's it gonna be?
Fogell: [grinning] ... I am McLovin!
Seth: No you're not. No one's McLovin. McLovin's never existed because that's a made up dumb F**KING FAIRY TALE NAME, YOU F**K!

DominoFrost · January 2012

"The condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip one on when you meet a stranger, dance all night, then you throw it away. The condom, I mean. Not the stranger."

GateCrasher1 · January 2012

"The defense department regrets to inform you your sons are dead because they were stupid."

yesthistime · January 2012

Cher: So like, right now for example. The Haitians need to come to America. But some people are all, "What about the strain on our resources?" Well it's like when I had this garden party for my father's birthday, right? I put R.S.V.P. 'cause it was a sit-down dinner. But some people came that like did not R.S.V.P. I was like totally buggin'. I had to haul *kitten* to the kitchen, redistribute the food, and squish in extra place settings. But by the end of the day it was, like, the more the merrier. And so if the government could just get to the kitchen, rearrange some things, we could certainly party with the Haitians. And in conclusion may I please remind you it does not say R.S.V.P. on the Statue of Liberty. Thank you very much.

Spinelli2288 · January 2012

"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your ****ing khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world." Oh Tyler Durden.

LJC44 · January 2012

Every single line from Christmas Vacation is hilarious!

"You serious Clark?"

OkieinMinny · January 2012

"I'm kinda like the king of the dip****s." Sixteen Candles

On that ^ note: No More Wanky my yanky the donger needs food

Better Off Dead : I want my two dollars (admit it your repeating it right now)

zippo32 · January 2012

"Forget it, I quit, I can't do this anymore, man. My head's about to explode. My whole life sucks! I don't know what I'm doing, I don't know where I'm going. My dad just died, we just killed Bambi, I'm out here getting my *kitten* kicked and every time I drive down the road I wanna jerk the wheel into a Goddamn bridge abutment!"
-Tommy Boy

wickedcricket · January 2012

'with all my heart, I still love the man I killed' bette davis, The Letter

Justkf · January 2012

"There's no crying in Baseball"

A league of their own.

"I wish monkeys could skype"

Hangover Part 2

superbeffie · January 2012

"Sell crazy someplace else. We're all stocked up here." -As Good As It Gets
or my fav movie ever.

Andy Dufresne: That's the beauty of music. They can't get that from you... Haven't you ever felt that way about music?
Red: I played a mean harmonica as a younger man. Lost interest in it though. Didn't make much sense in here.
Andy Dufresne: Here's where it makes the most sense. You need it so you don't forget.
Red: Forget?
Andy Dufresne: Forget that... there are places in this world that aren't made out of stone. That there's something inside... that they can't get to, that they can't touch. That's yours.
Red: What're you talking about?
Andy Dufresne: Hope.

Red: [narrating] I find I'm so excited, I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. I think it's the excitement only a free man can feel, a free man at the start of a long journey whose conclusion is uncertain. I hope I can make it across the border. I hope to see my friend and shake his hand. I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams. I hope.

Andy Dufresne: I was in the path of the tornado... I just didn't expect the storm would last as long as it has.

Red: Get busy livin', or get busy dying... that's g@$ D@*# right.

Loooooove!