Recommendation To Wives and GFs Out There

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  • meggonkgonk
    meggonkgonk Posts: 2,066 Member
    Wow- nothing solves communication problems/relationship stress like passive aggressive belly aching on a message board. :noway:
  • spazzticaunt
    spazzticaunt Posts: 17
    I usually try my boyfriends cooking and if I have any suggestions I tell him and what not. He is the first person that has EVER made rice that I will eat though lol. But I also try to teach him a lot of what I know. He always says things like, "but your better at it why do I need to learn?" and I always tell him that I want him to learn so if I am not around ie (out of town or something) he knows how to cook his favorite foods that I make him.
  • Mallory0418
    Mallory0418 Posts: 723 Member
    man if my husband cooked I would kiss him and prob lick the plate and he would possibly get lucky that night lol

    Fo sho.
  • LilMissFoodie
    LilMissFoodie Posts: 612 Member
    Absolutely agree! My mum is a fab (but basic) cook and my Dad is ALWAYS complaining but never offers to help. If my husband complained about the food I cooked, I'm not sure I'd ever cook for him again :P
  • cherigurl
    cherigurl Posts: 184 Member
    man if my husband cooked I would kiss him and prob lick the plate and he would possibly get lucky that night lol


    ^^^^^ I hear you on that, even if it were awful i would eat it lol
  • JennysMan
    JennysMan Posts: 69
    Where'd the OP and his wife go anyway?

    I'm still here....just kinda taking stuff in right now. I think I've said enough.
  • jennajava
    jennajava Posts: 2,176 Member
    Where'd the OP and his wife go anyway?

    I'm still here....just kinda taking stuff in right now. I think I've said enough.

    Wise man
  • killagb
    killagb Posts: 3,280 Member
    Where'd the OP and his wife go anyway?

    I'm still here....just kinda taking stuff in right now. I think I've said enough.
    The wife give you a warning or something? :bigsmile:
  • jennajava
    jennajava Posts: 2,176 Member
    Won't that make me more of a hall monitor?

    It's Bizzarro day. Go back to being slutty and I'll tell you to have some self respect.

    Fiiiinnneee. Can I be your altar boy?
  • macpatti
    macpatti Posts: 4,280 Member
    I'm still here....just kinda taking stuff in right now. I think I've said enough.
    I think you both have!
  • jennajava
    jennajava Posts: 2,176 Member
    I'm still here....just kinda taking stuff in right now. I think I've said enough.
    I think you both have!

    If it's bizarro day you have to stop being so opinionated!

    (before I counter call you a bully)
  • macpatti
    macpatti Posts: 4,280 Member
    It's Bizzarro day. Go back to being slutty and I'll tell you to have some self respect.
    Fiiiinnneee. Can I be your altar boy?

    Brett!!! Do you see what you're doing to sweet, sweet Jenna?
  • jennajava
    jennajava Posts: 2,176 Member
    It's Bizzarro day. Go back to being slutty and I'll tell you to have some self respect.
    Fiiiinnneee. Can I be your altar boy?

    Brett!!! Do you see what you're doing to sweet, sweet Jenna?

    JJ is never sweet. JJ is just a t. waffle! And don't forget it!
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    Fiiiinnneee. Can I be your altar boy?

    This site is not the place for this sort of blatant sexuality!


    (yeah I'm not gonna be able to keep this up long)









    NO ONE may say "That's what she said!" Steve Carrell owns it, ok, he owns it!
  • killagb
    killagb Posts: 3,280 Member
    It's Bizzarro day. Go back to being slutty and I'll tell you to have some self respect.
    Fiiiinnneee. Can I be your altar boy?

    Brett!!! Do you see what you're doing to sweet, sweet Jenna?
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  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
    Fiiiinnneee. Can I be your altar boy?



    (yeah I'm not gonna be able to keep this up long)





    They have a pill for that
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
    Patti's making dirty jokes, Jenna's flirting...

    Ok what is going on? I'm in Bizzarro world aren't I?
    Hello.
    What? Me? YOU made the joke and I only pointed out that fearnloathing would be here soon! :wink:

    I was at the docotors and my ears were burning,are we talking about tips again?
  • Hoppymom
    Hoppymom Posts: 1,158 Member
    I love my husband of 35 years and he cooks a lot. Most of what he cooks has tasted great. However, he cooks very high fat, high calorie foods. He loves bacon, sausage and cheese a LOT . The other day he asked it I wanted a fried egg. I said yes but when I walked over to the stove he had a slice of ham on the eggs and a pile of bacon bits. I said that I couldn't eat all those calories and fat and he said, " I suppose you don't want cheese either, huh?" It made me want to cry. I love things like that as much as he does but it's killing both of us. I have lost 34 pounds and still weigh 234. He has lost 25 and still weighs over 300 and has had heart surgery and extremely high cholesterol. I think he is starting to gain some back as I see the same of food behaviors returning. Do I love my man's creativity and cooking yes! Am I willing to eat it just because he was nice and took his turn at cooking? NO. I am committed to a lifestyle change even if he is not.
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
    Where'd the OP and his wife go anyway?

    Seeing as he's married to a woman named Jen, and judging by the posts of a mysterious "Jen" on page 2, I'm guessing divorce lawyer.

    Yikes! I think you're right!

    Little tip for some of the fellas


    big tip is better :laugh:
  • macpatti
    macpatti Posts: 4,280 Member
    I was at the docotors and my ears were burning,are we talking about tips again?
    Brett only had a little tip, but he can't keep it up for much longer. You're late in the game here.
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    I was at the docotors and my ears were burning,are we talking about tips again?
    Brett only had a little tip, but he can't keep it up for much longer. You're late in the game here.

    I... The nerve... I'll tell you what...


    She got me. :grumble:
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
    :laugh:
  • espence30
    espence30 Posts: 116 Member
    lol my husband and I have had just as many fights about food as we have about money in the 4+ years we've been married! mostly on his side with him not wanting to try things I've made or me "tweaking" one of his favorite dishes (I have a blog post dedicated to the meatloaf fiasco of 2007 it was bad... it still gets brought up on a regular basis)

    however these days he's a little more mindful of the things he makes (and acknowledges that if its made with white bread, includes the words "processed cheese product" or contains mayo I will not touch it. nope not even a taste) and I'm a little more mindful of what I "tweak" (for the record: it is acceptable to swap ground turkey for ground beef in meatloaf.... it is NOT acceptable to add spinach. nope just dont do it)

    your first paragraph reminds me alot of me and my husband.. lol
  • midwifekelley2350
    midwifekelley2350 Posts: 337 Member
    my husband (and kids) say "boy, this is really filling" and i know it is code for "i am not crazy about this!" overall, mine are not picky and they will try almost anything. my son wrote in his letters from basic training that he missed my cooking and that made me happy!
  • jennajava
    jennajava Posts: 2,176 Member
    I was at the docotors and my ears were burning,are we talking about tips again?
    Brett only had a little tip, but he can't keep it up for much longer. You're late in the game here.

    I... The nerve... I'll tell you what...


    She got me. :grumble:

    That's NOT what she said!!!
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
    I was at the docotors and my ears were burning,are we talking about tips again?
    I am sure you were at the docs for burning...ears.
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    Jenna and Patti are being bawdy and hilarious while I'm left speechless as the brunt of the joke.


    Yep. It's bizzarro world alright.




    OH and apologies for the derail to those of you out there still trying to weigh in on this trainwreck of a meal/marriage. I think it's safe to say it's a pretty lost cause...
  • jennajava
    jennajava Posts: 2,176 Member
    Jenna and Patti are being bawdy and hilarious while I'm left speechless as the brunt of the joke.


    Yep. It's bizzarro world alright.




    OH and apologies for the derail to those of you out there still trying to weigh in on this trainwreck of a meal/marriage. I think it's safe to say it's a pretty lost cause...

    I just think if that's all they've got to fight about, they've got a good thing going...don't ruin it with a forum thread!
  • vanessaclarkgbr
    vanessaclarkgbr Posts: 731 Member
    Come on round. Not only will I eat whatever you serve (except for lamb) I always have ironing that needs doing, hoovering is never done also - I have a huge pile of magazines that I need to read and if I'm given enough time I've been known to paint my nails.

    Pop the kettle on duck, let's talk terms. :-)
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    Jenna and Patti are being bawdy and hilarious while I'm left speechless as the brunt of the joke.


    Yep. It's bizzarro world alright.




    OH and apologies for the derail to those of you out there still trying to weigh in on this trainwreck of a meal/marriage. I think it's safe to say it's a pretty lost cause...

    I just think if that's all they've got to fight about, they've got a good thing going...don't ruin it with a forum thread!

    The meal is no biggie, that's just a typical marital complaint.

    NOW if that Jen on page 2 is in fact the wife in question... Yowza!
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