I smell like a sewer....

hmo4

Yup, I do. Why? Don't know. I eat healthy for the most part, and it doesn't seem to matter WHAT I eat or drink, I just do. I have no intolerence symptoms otherwise. Anybody else out there with this ATTRACTIVE perfume smell?:grumble:

hmo4

Yup, I do. Why? Don't know. I eat healthy for the most part, and it doesn't seem to matter WHAT I eat or drink, I just do. I have no intolerence symptoms otherwise. Anybody else out there with this ATTRACTIVE perfume smell?:grumble:

tabchanges

well, i wasn't gonna say anything... :sick:


jk :laugh:

christahollis

You might have a problem with dairy. Even though you don't have any other symptoms of an intolerance, you may be excreting waste products associated with the metabolism of dairy through your skin.
Just a thought.

Falcon

yeah when did you shower last

jk

No clue, though I do find that certain materials hold onto odor fairly well. My question is how do you know you smell like a sewer? I didn't think anyone could smell they're own body odor

Dave198lbs

Yup, I do. Why? Don't know. I eat healthy for the most part, and it doesn't seem to matter WHAT I eat or drink, I just do. I have no intolerence symptoms otherwise. Anybody else out there with this ATTRACTIVE perfume smell?:grumble:

uuhhh...about tomorrow night,,,I just remembered i have to wash the car....will call sometime..sorry

sassyredgirl

LOL are u saying u actually smell like a sewer or your butt does? hehe

nitag

LOL are u saying u actually smell like a sewer or your butt does? hehe

I was just going to ask the same thing... Ba ha ha ha

sassyredgirl

Great minds think alike

hmo4

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: No guys, my gas. I personnally smell nice like coconut or vanilla. My family bugs me about my gas stench. And it's not dairy, cause I have no runs. Hehe, I guess I should have been more specific.

sassyredgirl

LOL i feel ya my fiance told me last night to go to the dr and have it checked out. hehe

LuckyLeprechaun

increasing fiber=lots of gas!

it's okay, it is a good sign. as your body adjusts, it will go away (more or less)

hmo4

My husband too, and I did and he told me to take beano. If I let one rip in his office, he'd be booking me for an emergency colonoscopy! Beano, I reek even after eating crackers. :laugh:

hmo4

increasing fiber=lots of gas!

it's okay, it is a good sign. as your body adjusts, it will go away (more or less)

Actually I have been like a this for a couple years. I have also eaten this for a few years, so the adjustment should be over!

Dave198lbs

"let one rip in his office"

I am laughing so hard :laugh:

sassyredgirl

I agree let em rip and sit back and grin. :blushing:

nitag

My husband too, and I did and he told me to take beano. If I let one rip in his office, he'd be booking me for an emergency colonoscopy! Beano, I reek even after eating crackers. :laugh:

ahhhhhhhhhhh Beano.. One of my sisters employees gave me Beano wrapped up in a little cute Coach Box last year for my birthday... Never laughed so hard in my life... I never did take it.. I am a firm believer that farts are funny if they are done at the proper time and place, however sneaky ones are fine too....:drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

ChubbyBunny

Hmmm... I would say it's either something in your diet or how your body is breaking it down.
I've seen prodcuts like "Body Mint," etc out there that are supposed to ease this issue.
May be something you want to look into if it really bothers you....
If you anything like my brother though...it doesn't and he just lets them rip with glee.

cquick

do you like ginger? ginger is great for upset stomach, motion sickness, and the toots....

if i'm have a case of the "stanks" and bubble tum, i'll boil a cup of water with a couple quarter sized slices of ginger and within and hour i'm usually a lot better....

try it out?

ricksnaustin

I have noticed the problem since I started working out. Not sure if that has anything to do with it or not. I haven't really changed what I eat all that much, except maybe more veggies and less red meats. Unless, I am drinking protein powder after my weight training. That about the only changes.

Perhaps we should all get together and see if we can find a way to market this as an alternative energy source. Think it would work? Naw, then the government would start taxing flatulence.

MollysMom2005

No toot ever smells that great. :sick: I was going to say it could be the extra fiber, but you're right....your body should already be adjusted by now. I know Fiber One bars and cereal do that to me. My cubicle neighbor at works hates it when I bring one to work for a snack. We have a handy mini-size bottle of B&BW Sweet Pea body spray available for our little slips at the office. If it's too terribly bad...we go "crop-dusting" around the third floor for all to enjoy. :noway:

Dave198lbs

No toot ever smells that great. :sick: I was going to say it could be the extra fiber, but you're right....your body should already be adjusted by now. I know Fiber One bars and cereal do that to me. My cubicle neighbor at works hates it when I bring one to work for a snack. We have a handy mini-size bottle of B&BW Sweet Pea body spray available for our little slips at the office. If it's too terribly bad...we go "crop-dusting" around the third floor for all to enjoy. :noway:

you silly crop duster you
thanks for the chuckle:laugh:

ChubbyBunny

"crop-dusting"

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Love it!

hmo4

This is no real fart-this is a bomb! :explode: And I can't let them just squeak out in public, cause they're like thick, hang in the air-for a LONG time, call the plumber we have a toxic spill, nose grabbing, gut wretching, my eyes are watering ,I may have shart my pants and now I have no friends FARTS!::noway: blushing: :ohwell: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

nitag

This is no real fart-this is a bomb! :explode: And I can't let them just squeak out in public, cause they're like thick, hang in the air-for a LONG time, call the plumber we have a toxic spill, nose grabbing, gut wretching, my eyes are watering ,I may have shart my pants and now I have no friends FARTS!::noway: blushing: :ohwell: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Doing that in the isle at walmart and leaving and coming back would be priceless to see peoples faces.. :laugh: :laugh:

keiko

I'm laughing reading this. I get really bad if I drink milk. No other side affects just an aweful smell. I threaten my family that if they make me mad I am going to drink milk.

Marla64

:noway: :noway:

This thread is just too much-- we must really be comfortable with each other, eh? :laugh:

Carl01

I thought this was something to be proud of. :blushing:

jeffwyeg

This is no real fart-this is a bomb! :explode: And I can't let them just squeak out in public, cause they're like thick, hang in the air-for a LONG time, call the plumber we have a toxic spill, nose grabbing, gut wretching, my eyes are watering ,I may have shart my pants and now I have no friends FARTS!::noway: blushing: :ohwell: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

HA HA HA HA HA!!!! :laugh:

I've never been more attracted to anyone in my entire life than I am to you right now Ha ha!

kimss

I know how you feel, I did it at walmart last weekend and my family just wanted to die....hahaha...my husband just looked at me and new right away, i said grab the kids and run.... I was laughing so hard but so embarrassed too. My husband is a 15yr Navy man and says I'm smelling worse than the ranks he lives with on board ship, and those guys are BAAAAAD!!!!!!!! It has to be the fiber....I'm laying off for a few days, I was kinda hopeing to get some cuddleing in this weekend. this is so funny, makes you look at those skinny models in a different light, they may look good in that magazine, but they are all farting up the place and just really sexy in real life.......:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

deanea

Not sure if anyone said anything about this but do you eat power/energy /supplement bars? I found when I ate those bars I was aweful. Also I had to cut Splenda and all sugar alcohals out of my diet

Anne