Zombie Apocalypse Weapon....

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  • weisses
    weisses Posts: 14
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    A stand up fan. I'm screwed.

    Take off the safety screen, sharpen the blades, boom. :) You're safe.
  • Slove009
    Slove009 Posts: 364 Member
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    A door that locks. I will slam it shut and run for mah life!!!
  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
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    my printer. Hard to swing around (no handle) but heay enough to bash in some zombie brains :)
  • reactor25
    reactor25 Posts: 146 Member
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    I don't know how quick on the draw you'll be...
  • mandasimba
    mandasimba Posts: 782 Member
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    A bag of wasabi almonds.

    I could throw them in their eyes and make them cry? Do zombies cry?
  • jeffrodgers1
    jeffrodgers1 Posts: 991 Member
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    My mother in law's Christmas feast, and some form of launching device. Cruel, I know. But I gotta do something to stop them.

    Can't we just launch MY mother-in-law from the launching device into the zombie mob? I'm pretty sure they would die of starvation that way!

    No... Let's use mine. She'll nag them to death.
  • tomomatic
    tomomatic Posts: 1,794 Member
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    Light saber.
  • jmzhale
    jmzhale Posts: 186
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    an empty bowl with a fork in it, bowl is my shield and the fork is my sword.
  • the_journeyman
    the_journeyman Posts: 1,877 Member
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    A stand up fan. I'm screwed.

    That blows!

    JM
  • Frappuzzino
    Frappuzzino Posts: 342 Member
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    A stand up fan. I'm screwed.

    Take off the safety screen, sharpen the blades, boom. :) You're safe.

    They're plastic blades, and this thing would never provide enough power to chop a zombie's head off. :P I think I could make the metal safety screen and base work better for me.
  • kristal_1973
    kristal_1973 Posts: 33 Member
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    My Kindle Fire...hmmm, that could be interesting....
  • jmzhale
    jmzhale Posts: 186
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    A bag of wasabi almonds.

    I could throw them in their eyes and make them cry? Do zombies cry?

    Only when I stab them in the eye with my fork
  • whencynstops
    whencynstops Posts: 109 Member
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    My evil cat... score! I'm safe!
  • cryssybaby77
    cryssybaby77 Posts: 22 Member
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    Glass of water with Ice..woohoo
  • BlondeLisa1
    BlondeLisa1 Posts: 106 Member
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    Light saber.

    I think we have a winner!

    A brass lamp. Bring it on!
  • Strobins05
    Strobins05 Posts: 716
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    A bag of wasabi almonds.

    I could throw them in their eyes and make them cry? Do zombies cry?
    I want some....
  • weisses
    weisses Posts: 14
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    a gazillion pairs of shoes, shoe rack, water bottle filled with water and a broken office chair. reckon I will survive about an hour with those weapons! :-(

    Any stilletos? If ya do, sharpen the heels!
  • iuangina
    iuangina Posts: 691 Member
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    Scanner and a water bottle
  • digitalmayhap
    digitalmayhap Posts: 141 Member
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    L115A3 AWM

    (google it)
  • oreoaddict
    oreoaddict Posts: 30 Member
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    My grade book.....maybe if I show him the grades it might kill him...lol

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