Chuck Norris Facts

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  • mrsbarz
    mrsbarz Posts: 99 Member
    Chuck Norris had an idea to sell his own urine...It's called Red Bull!

    Death had a near Chuck Norris experience.
  • Bahet
    Bahet Posts: 1,254 Member
    Chuck Norris kicked Superman so hard he turned into Justin Beiber.

    It took God 7 days to create the world because he had to wait for Chuck Norris's approval.
  • chelleymarie88
    chelleymarie88 Posts: 775
    Chuck Norris had an idea to sell his own urine...It's called Red Bull!

    Death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

    LOL@Death had a near Chuck Norris experience.
  • jwalker30
    jwalker30 Posts: 282
    Chuck Norris took a trip to the Virgin Islands.

    Now they are just called the Islands
  • mrsbarz
    mrsbarz Posts: 99 Member
    If you type into Google "Find Chuck Norris" nothing will come up, because Chuck Norris finds you.

    Chuck Norris has already been to Mars. That's why there's no signs of life there.

    Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light not, because he's afraid of the dark, but, because the dark is afraid of him.
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