Chuck Norris Facts

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  • kashmyre
    kashmyre Posts: 105 Member
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    Chuck Norris' calendar goes from March 31 to April 2nd, 'cause nobody fools Chuck Norris.
  • cjones0992
    cjones0992 Posts: 55 Member
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    Chuck Norris blows bubbles with beef jerky.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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  • vaderandbill
    vaderandbill Posts: 1,063 Member
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    Chuck Norris does not wear a condom...there is not protection from Chuck Norris

    They once made Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take any *kitten* from anyone.
  • vaderandbill
    vaderandbill Posts: 1,063 Member
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    Chuck Norris once took an entire bottle of sleeping pills...he blinked.
  • ElisetheQ
    ElisetheQ Posts: 58 Member
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    Chuck Norris can make Batman cry.
  • ElisetheQ
    ElisetheQ Posts: 58 Member
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    Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies; he played the Force.
  • vaderandbill
    vaderandbill Posts: 1,063 Member
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    Superman wears Chuck Norris Pajamas
  • lissypriss
    lissypriss Posts: 157 Member
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    Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands...now they are just The Islands...
  • _snw_
    _snw_ Posts: 1,305 Member
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    Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

    hahhahahaa
  • cjones0992
    cjones0992 Posts: 55 Member
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    Chuck Norris does not sleep......he waits.
  • vaderandbill
    vaderandbill Posts: 1,063 Member
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    There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
  • _snw_
    _snw_ Posts: 1,305 Member
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    Chuck Norris is the reason George Michael is never going to dance again.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
  • _snw_
    _snw_ Posts: 1,305 Member
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    If God and Satan got into a fight, Chuck Norris would win.
  • ruby_red_rose
    ruby_red_rose Posts: 321 Member
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    Chuck Norris knows Vicotoria's secret :)
  • Cassi_Eats_Apples
    Cassi_Eats_Apples Posts: 235
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    Chuck Norris jokes are soooo mainstream.

    /hipstershrug
  • daffodilsoup
    daffodilsoup Posts: 1,972 Member
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    Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
  • runbyme
    runbyme Posts: 522 Member
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    OMG!! The WINNER! To funny! May I enter my laughing as cardio?! :laugh:
  • snookumss
    snookumss Posts: 1,451 Member
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    Chuck Norris was once driving in a truck, and a drop of his sweat fell onto the leather seat.

    That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

    ROLFMAO :)

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