Chuck Norris Facts
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Chuck Norris' calendar goes from March 31 to April 2nd, 'cause nobody fools Chuck Norris.0
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Chuck Norris blows bubbles with beef jerky.0
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom...there is not protection from Chuck Norris
They once made Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take any *kitten* from anyone.0 -
Chuck Norris once took an entire bottle of sleeping pills...he blinked.0
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Chuck Norris can make Batman cry.0
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Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies; he played the Force.0
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Superman wears Chuck Norris Pajamas0
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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands...now they are just The Islands...0
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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep......he waits.0
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There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.0
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Chuck Norris is the reason George Michael is never going to dance again.0
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When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.0
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If God and Satan got into a fight, Chuck Norris would win.0
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Chuck Norris knows Vicotoria's secret0
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Chuck Norris jokes are soooo mainstream.
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Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.0
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OMG!! The WINNER! To funny! May I enter my laughing as cardio?! :laugh:0 -
Chuck Norris was once driving in a truck, and a drop of his sweat fell onto the leather seat.
That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
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