craziest thing u have done?

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  • MikeM53082
    MikeM53082 Posts: 1,199 Member
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    Domestic assault and attempted battery on a police officer. ahhh.. good times! (kidding obviously)
  • sexygenius
    sexygenius Posts: 1,078 Member
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    well this one time at band camp...
  • ROCKERFOREVER81
    ROCKERFOREVER81 Posts: 109
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    I DRANK HALF A BOTTLE OF RUM STRAIGHT FROM THE BOTTLE AND I JUMPED INTO A POOL WITH MY CLOTHES ON. MY FRIENDS HAD TO CARRY ME OUT OF THE POOL AND GAVE ME FOOD IN MY MOUTH LIKE A BABY. I WAS SO DRUNK I COULD NOT EVEN MOVE MY ARMS HEHEH :bigsmile:
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
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    And there was the one time I was drunk and got mad at my roommate and ran out of the party we were at. Two guys chased me out of there and one grabbed ahold of me as I ran down to our apartment. I kicked the crap out of his shin with my boot heel and ran off...proceeded to kick a large trashcan across the parking lot and then I punched the hood of her car leaving a fist sized dent in it. Ended up spending the rest of the night walking around cooling off talking to the other guy who chased me out of the party. Next day, x-rays at the campus health center, the doctor said, "You have a boxer's fracture, it's rare that we see injuries like this on girls." Ha!
  • Laura_Ivy
    Laura_Ivy Posts: 555 Member
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    Craziest? Taking 3 hits of acid. Words can't describe the craziness......

    Lol, I opted out of mentioning what I was on when I wrote the above post about balcony bush jumping!

    :laugh: I've met a couple a bushes a long the way...mostly breaking my fall,lol!
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
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    Craziest? Taking 3 hits of acid. Words can't describe the craziness......

    Lol, I opted out of mentioning what I was on when I wrote the above post about balcony bush jumping!

    :laugh: I've met a couple a bushes a long the way...mostly breaking my fall,lol!

    Haha, you sound like fun, we should be friends...request on the way!
  • 1996gtstang
    1996gtstang Posts: 279 Member
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    the craziest things i dont think i should post on a public form, but i did take a dump behind an office building before
  • MaximalLife
    MaximalLife Posts: 2,447 Member
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    I have a big mouth - some things are best left between me and God - lol
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
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    the craziest things i dont think i should post on a public form, but i did take a dump behind an office building before

    lol, I have never pooped behind a building...well, I am pretty sure I haven't.
  • Laura_Ivy
    Laura_Ivy Posts: 555 Member
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    the craziest things i dont think i should post on a public form, but i did take a dump behind an office building before


    couldn't hold it any longer or what?! :laugh: yer cracking me up :)
  • katiebythebay
    katiebythebay Posts: 611 Member
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    two days ago my friend n i were at the mall going to the car and this air head decided to jump on top of the car and dance around like michael jackson...so i got in the car and blasted the song black or white (hes black im white) got out n got on top of the car with him .... ok this is when it got bad.....the song wasnt even on a min and i fell off the car...try expalining that one to the E.R doctor


    Sorry, but I'm laughing my butt off reading your post! Thanks for that.

    ~katie
  • p0stdramatic
    p0stdramatic Posts: 372
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    Someone set my shirt on fire years ago when we were all drunk. Cops showed up. They asked if anyone HADN'T been drinking. I raised my hand and said "ME!" in this really cocky way. What was left of my shirt was still smoking. I was escorted home. :laugh:
  • sjtreely
    sjtreely Posts: 1,014 Member
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    I don't know if it qualifies as crazy .... but it was crazy fun at the time.

    My husband at the time (although in his defense he had moved out) done pissed me off one too many times. He returned a cell phone that I was paying for. Silly boy ... he forgot to tell his girlfriend(s) that he no longer had the cell phone. One in particular was my entertainment for about a month.

    She continued to call and I just didn't want to leave well enough alone. So, I started a texting conversation. She went along with it for 21 - TWENTY-ONE - days. She'd call. I'd text. She'd call. I'd text.

    She had a way with words and left some very graphic conversations about their relationship.

    Well, it got to the point that my cell had 20 of the most charming messages on it (I'd delete the boring voice mails) and honestly I was feeling kinda sorry for her stupidity so when I had enough for a Christmas CD, I called her.

    We had a lovely conversation - seriously. I asked her what a floating deck was (cause she left a message that it was done) and I offered her my husband. Funny thing, she decided that since he was still married she wasn't so interested. Then as we were ending our conversation, I suggested she might want to be careful what she puts on a recording device in the future.

    Made two copies and sent one to the now ex. It was Christmas in July!

    I had wicked fun that month. It was like clock work - I'd text. She'd call. For 21 days. Goodness, I often wonder how long she would have kept it up if I hadn't called it quits.
  • 1996gtstang
    1996gtstang Posts: 279 Member
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    the craziest things i dont think i should post on a public form, but i did take a dump behind an office building before


    couldn't hold it any longer or what?! :laugh: yer cracking me up :)

    it was around 3am and there were no gas stations around, luckily i kept t.p. in my truck
  • MaximalLife
    MaximalLife Posts: 2,447 Member
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    Deleted - sorry, change of heart
  • CarolinaGirlinVA
    CarolinaGirlinVA Posts: 1,512 Member
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    Put the knife in the dishwasher without rinsing the peanut butter off first.
    Yeah, I'm crazy like that. :wink:
  • katiebythebay
    katiebythebay Posts: 611 Member
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    I got married. Period.
  • HollieDoodles
    HollieDoodles Posts: 678 Member
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    You know that Do Not Remove tag that comes on a new mattress.... That's right.

    Yeah, well.... I tried that a few years back. It didn't go so well for me.:frown: Apparently some people have an issue with thoughtful gestures. I just figured it would help them sell more mattresses if they didn't have all of that confusing crap hanging off of them.

    Talk about sensitive. :grumble:
  • 1996gtstang
    1996gtstang Posts: 279 Member
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    karma did hit me back. a couple years ago between the cars in my driveway there was a giant turd and a wifebeater shirt. i had to use the snow shovel to pick it up :frown:
  • MaximalLife
    MaximalLife Posts: 2,447 Member
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    DELETED - on second thought, I'd better not say.....

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