If you were to die....

angied80

would you rather be ate by a shark or polar bear? and why?

oceanchristy

Shark. at least that way , i have a chance to drown, instead of just being ripped to shreds,

angied80

See this is what I say as well. It will take you less time to drown than to bleed to death. I have had so many other people want to go the other way.. I just do not understand.

KaraP18

I would say shark so I can drown and have a quicker death. unless the polar bear will go straight for the throat.

ninerbuff

would you rather be ate by a shark or polar bear? and why?

Shark because I knew that I was probably doing something fun in the water at the time.

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QueenJayJay

Can I eat the shark?

angied80

Can I eat the shark?

SMH. No, its not an option... always trying to find a way out kbsmom. SMH.

QueenJayJay

Can I eat the shark?

SMH. No, its not an option... always trying to find a way out kbsmom. SMH.

Just weighing all of my options. Can I hypnotize the shark?

_binary_jester_

Anyone who is thinking bear, maybe you should ask this mom.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/18/olga-moskalyova_n_930464.html

A Russian mother listened helplessly on a cellphone to her teenage daughter crying for help earlier this week as she was eaten alive by bears.

The horrified mother of Olga Moskalyova, a 19-year-old psychologist in training, heard her daughter's desperate pleas for help after receiving a call from her daughter on a mobile phone.

Tatiana Tsyganenkov listened in horror to the screams as her daughter was attacked by a brown bear and its three cubs Wednesday near Petropavlovsk-Kamchatsky in eastern Siberia.

According to The Daily Mail, Moskalyova screamed, "Mum, the bear is eating me! Mum, it's such agony. Mum, help!"

Tsyganenkov said she initially thought her daughter was joking but quickly realized there was a desperate struggle going on and that her daughter was fighting for her life.

"I heard the real horror and pain in Olga's voice and the sounds of a bear growling and chewing. I could have died then and there from shock," Tsyganenkov said, according to NineMSN.

Moskalyova and her stepfather, Igor Tsyganenkov, were camping near a river in Russia when the mother bear attacked him. It reportedly broke his neck and smashed his skull. Having witnessed the attack, Moskalyova attempted to flee but was able to run only about 70 yards before the powerful brown bear grabbed her leg and forced her to the ground.

During the struggle, the girl's calls to her mother were cut off at least three times. The girl somehow managed to call her mother back each time. A helpless Tsyganenkov could only listen in horror to her daughter's screams for mercy.

In a second call to her mother, Moskalyova said, "Mum, the bears are back. She came back and brought her three babies. They're... eating me," The Daily Mail reported.

When the call was disconnected, a panic-stricken Tatiana Tsyganenkov contacted police in the nearby village of Termalniy and begged them to rush to the river where the attack was taking place.

Moskalyova spoke with her mother one last time roughly an hour after she made the first call.

"Mum, it's not hurting anymore. I don't feel the pain. Forgive me for everything. I love you so much," she said.

When authorities later arrived on the scene, they found Igor Tsyganenkov's body. The mother bear was still devouring his remains when they came upon the scene, Dubai Media reported. Moskalyova's badly mauled body was found not far away. She was pronounced dead at the scene.

Half a dozen hunters were later dispatched to kill the mother bear and her three cubs. Authorities have not yet commented on whether the hunt succeeded.

"My daughter was such fun. She was so cheerful, friendly, and warm," Tatiana Tsyganenkov said, her words spoken in a voice diminished by grief. "She had graduated from music school, and just days before the bear attack she got her driving license."

paulamarsden

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hahaha. More's the point, if you were already dead, would you care which one ate you? i wouldn't.

Carl01

Either is fine and will prove all my teachers wrong who said I will never amount to *kitten*.

felice03

if you punch the shark in the nose he will swim away...

AllanMisner

I don't care so long as they are video taping the fight I put up. I promise you I want to live more than they want to eat me.

carlie_carl

Im going with the bear, people would presume I was wrestling it lol

Captain_Tightpants

Polar bear.

I know too much about sharks. A shark is going to wound you as a taste test and then leave you thrashing around in pain and terror for five minutes before it comes back and takes you under. That's a long time to die.

A polar bear is more likely to be a one hit knockout. Nice and quick.

PaLawDog

My answer is Angela..............oh was that an option

angied80

Can I eat the shark?

SMH. No, its not an option... always trying to find a way out kbsmom. SMH.

Just weighing all of my options. Can I hypnotize the shark?

Oh and I would LOVE to see you hypnotize the shark... Id pay money hehehe.

QueenJayJay

if you punch the shark in the nose he will swim away...

What about the bear?

QueenJayJay

Can I eat the shark?

SMH. No, its not an option... always trying to find a way out kbsmom. SMH.

Just weighing all of my options. Can I hypnotize the shark?

Oh and I would LOVE to see you hypnotize the shark... Id pay money hehehe.

So I can? :noway:

angied80

My answer is Angela..............oh was that an option

Your profile pic reminds me of a BLOG I just read )))))))))))

angied80

Can I eat the shark?

SMH. No, its not an option... always trying to find a way out kbsmom. SMH.

Just weighing all of my options. Can I hypnotize the shark?

Oh and I would LOVE to see you hypnotize the shark... Id pay money hehehe.

So I can? :noway:

Ok, Ill let this one slid. Hypnotize away!