If you were to die....
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if you punch the shark in the nose he will swim away...
What about the bear?
i think if the bear punched the shark he would swim away as well...0 -
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I JUST PEED MY PANTS, I THINK!
I would like to add to the list, "Do not make reference to consuming me or me consuming you."
SMH.... How did she miss that one. HAHAHAHA. Im cracking up. I new you would get it!0 -
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I JUST PEED MY PANTS, I THINK!
I would like to add to the list, "Do not make reference to consuming me or me consuming you."
SMH.... How did she miss that one. HAHAHAHA. Im cracking up. I new you would get it!
FABULOUS!!!0 -
Can I choose neither? I can't swim so I would never be out in the ocean where a shark could reach me. And I'm way too far away from a polar bear. Even if I was, being in the same enviornment as a polar bear would mean super cold temperatures... I'd never go outside in anything below 50 degrees.
Loves how people always find a way out of dying
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if you punch the shark in the nose he will swim away...
What about the bear?
i think if the bear punched the shark he would swim away as well...
SMH..... bangs head on table.. laughs really loud!0 -
So you are totally screwed if you come across these...
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if you punch the shark in the nose he will swim away...
What about the bear?
i think if the bear punched the shark he would swim away as well...0 -
if you punch the shark in the nose he will swim away...
What about the bear?
i think if the bear punched the shark he would swim away as well...
SMH..... bangs head on table.. laughs really loud!
you really like to beat yourself up...you are gonna end up with a concussion!0 -
So you are totally screwed if you come across these...
This was meant to be a friendly thread.. I think I may have nightmares tonight.0 -
if you punch the shark in the nose he will swim away...
What about the bear?
i think if the bear punched the shark he would swim away as well...
oooo...does that come with a crown and sash????0 -
oooo...does that come with a crown and sash????
No, but you get a free personal training session with one of these guys, and possibly a date if you try really hard.
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oooo...does that come with a crown and sash????
No, but you get a free personal training session with one of these guys, and possibly a date if you try really hard.
complete with shake weights?0 -
So you are totally screwed if you come across these...
This was meant to be a friendly thread.. I think I may have nightmares tonight.
that is pretty scary...0 -
complete with shake weights?
Yes, your very own set. Headbands not included.0 -
that is pretty scary...
It must be pretty bad. I can't even view it at work.0 -
Anyone who is thinking bear, maybe you should ask this mom.
Being Russia, those were probably Brown bears. Whole different animal. It's akin to being mauled to death by four little kids instead of being quickly put out of your misery by Junior Dos Santos.
I think Id rather have the bear than JDS lol0 -
that is pretty scary...
It must be pretty bad. I can't even view it at work.
Imagine a bear with a shark head.. that is either having a really bad day or might be constipated... which I guess would actually mean having a really bad day. I hate being constipated. Really puts a stopper to my day.. 0 -
would you rather die being attacked by a hoard of angry butterflies or a pack of crabby bunnies....0
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would you rather die being attacked by a hoard of angry butterflies or a pack of crabby bunnies....
butterflies! I had a bunny once. They have sharp teeth. When I was little I put a collar on it and used to walk it up and down my driveway. I was a weird kid.0 -
So you are totally screwed if you come across these...
This was meant to be a friendly thread.. I think I may have nightmares tonight.
that is pretty scary...
That is one angry Sharkbear!...Or Bearshark...0 -
Polar Bear. That way, my feet would be on solid ground, then I can fight back. I'll *kitten* him up to the point where I'll eat him, skin his *kitten*, and make him a rug in my house.
F*ckin' bear tryin' to eat me...psssh.0 -
A polar bear because they're way cuter and I won't drown.0
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Normally I would say polar bear because they are cute and fuzzy... but I'm going to have to go with shark because I would have to be somewhere in the tropics I think and I really hate the cold.0
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I would choose polar. I would simply jump in the water. Why? Due to global warming polar bears have forgotten how to swim.0
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would you rather die being attacked by a hoard of angry butterflies or a pack of crabby bunnies....
butterflies! I had a bunny once. They have sharp teeth. When I was little I put a collar on it and used to walk it up and down my driveway. I was a weird kid.
it is ok...I am a weird adult.0 -
Polar Bear, I cant breathe under water, and i will fight to my last f****ng breath!!!0
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I would have to go with the bear... I'm terribly scared of the ocean so being eaten by a shark is just unrealistic. :laugh:0
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As long as you are in your protective circle and are wearing a sombrero in a funny way, you should be fine from this one0 -
Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?0
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Finally someone who recognizes this. I love this episode.
As long as you are in your protective circle and are wearing a sombrero in a funny way, you should be fine from this one
How to protect yourself from a seabear:
Don't play the clarinet
Never wave your flashlight back and forth really fast
Don't stomp around. They take that as a challenge
Don't ever eat cubed cheese
Never wear a sombrero....in a goofy fashion
Or clown shoes
Or a hoop skirt
Never screech like a chimpanzee0
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