3 simple questions

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  • TurtleRunnerNC
    TurtleRunnerNC Posts: 751 Member
    1. Handicap. Sorry small stalls wig me out. But I am quick!
    2. New sneakers
    3. House cleaner
  • erickirb
    erickirb Posts: 12,294 Member
    1. 1st, Studies have been done that the fist stall is typically the least used
    2. probably grad some food or alcohol
    3. House cleaner, as it takes the most effort and time not to mention both my wife and I can cook well, my benefits pay for massage therapy, and don't need a trainer.
  • EmCarroll1990
    EmCarroll1990 Posts: 2,832 Member
    1. You walk into a public restroom w/ 4 stalls (for the boys, there are no urinals). The first three are regular, the 4th is handicapped. Someone is in the 2nd one. Which one do you use?

    The third one.

    2. You have $20 you have to spend right now. What do you buy?

    Pot.

    3. If you were offered to get just one of the following services for free for the rest of your life, what would you pick?
    - personal trainer
    - chef
    - masseuse (sp?)
    - house cleaner - This. I HATE cleaning my house!
  • BrittSwimsJDRF
    BrittSwimsJDRF Posts: 50 Member
    1. I'd go into the handicap, usually I have my two little one with me
    2. CD
    3. House cleaner for sure!
  • ansonrinesmith
    ansonrinesmith Posts: 741 Member
    1. You walk into a public restroom w/ 4 stalls (for the boys, there are no urinals). The first three are regular, the 4th is handicapped. Someone is in the 2nd one. Which one do you use?
    Always the handicapped (Super deluxe wide).

    2. You have $20 you have to spend right now. What do you buy?
    A Wallet to put it in!

    3. If you were offered to get just one of the following services for free for the rest of your life, what would you pick?
    - house cleaner
    This keeps me worn out and from working out more than anything.
  • firesoforion
    firesoforion Posts: 1,017 Member
    1) The first, I don't use the second anyway because everyone uses the second.
    2) Man, I don't have the burning desire for anything right now. So I guess I save it, sorry that's a lame answer. :-/
    3) I don't use any of those services. No house cleaner, she'd be too likely to find the bodies. I don't mind cooking. Massages seem too...close...but a personal trainer would be interesting for at least a while and just because it's free doesn't mean I'd have to use it forever.
  • mv0912
    mv0912 Posts: 30 Member
    1. First stall
    2. Gas for my car
    3. House Cleaner! :)
  • katsmit2
    katsmit2 Posts: 54
    1. handicap
    2. pjs
    3. housecleaner
  • galegetsthin
    galegetsthin Posts: 1,340 Member
    1. handicap stall. I got a thing about small spaces.
    2. Panties........ Love new panties.
    3. Housekeeper. I like to work out, We LOVE to cook, and I gots a man to do the back rubs.
  • ster81
    ster81 Posts: 249
    1) handicap all day especially if the person in #2 is dropping a #2
    2) food. You can never go wrong with food
    3) house cleaner. I hate cleaning.
  • jogglesngoggles
    jogglesngoggles Posts: 362 Member
    1. Whichever one is cleanest!
    2. Shoes
    3. Chef for sure!
  • thepetiterunner
    thepetiterunner Posts: 1,238 Member
    1. Third stall.
    2. More cute lacy thongs (actually I'm doing this later today).
    3. Personal trainer, hands down.
  • kennethmgreen
    kennethmgreen Posts: 1,759 Member
    1. Take the chicken across, come back with the boat empty
    2. Take the grain (or the fox) across, then take the chicken back
    3. Take the fox (or the grain) across, coming back with an empty boat to finally take the chicken across the last time.
  • ryno0618
    ryno0618 Posts: 361
    1) Stall #1
    2) buy a pair of gym shorts
    3) house cleaner (my house is always clean, but thats because I'm OCD and anal and keep it that way. If someone else did it for me that would be awesome). I can train myself. I can cook for myself. I can get someone to massage me if I ask nice. But someone always willing to clean the bathroom? thats harder to come by. so i will take the free housecleaning for life.
  • sylvuz323
    sylvuz323 Posts: 468 Member
    1. The cleanest and hopefully it has TP too.
    2. clothes
    3. I'd go with the Chef
  • Charger440
    Charger440 Posts: 1,474 Member
    Handicapped stall....It's just better than the others...sorry but thats how it is.
    Buy gas prolly
    Personal trainer
  • krystonite
    krystonite Posts: 553 Member
    1. Third
    2. Book
    3. Chef
  • MaximalLife
    MaximalLife Posts: 2,447 Member
    1. You walk into a public restroom w/ 4 stalls (for the boys, there are no urinals). The first three are regular, the 4th is handicapped. Someone is in the 2nd one. Which one do you use?
    ANSWER:I use the handicapped - ALWAYS. It's less disgusting.

    2. You have $20 you have to spend right now. What do you buy?
    ANSWER: Chinese Take-Out

    3. If you were offered to get just one of the following services for free for the rest of your life, what would you pick?
    ANSWER:
    - personal trainer - no need, I know more than the so called "professionals"
    - chef - No need, I usually cook better than most chefs...
    - masseuse - no need, I enslave my 5 kids, assigning each a body part.
    - house cleaner - BINGO!!!!!! My kids are PIGS!
  • Natural
    Natural Posts: 461 Member
    1. You walk into a public restroom w/ 4 stalls (for the boys, there are no urinals). The first three are regular, the 4th is handicapped. Someone is in the 2nd one. Which one do you use?

    2. You have $20 you have to spend right now. What do you buy?

    3. If you were offered to get just one of the following services for free for the rest of your life, what would you pick?
    - personal trainer
    - chef
    - masseuse (sp?)
    - house cleaner

    1. darn it, i like a lot of space, i'd tip toe in the handicapped stall and pray someone doesn't need it.
    2. nothing. it's free. if i had to buy something, gee, i can't even spend pretend money. i can't do it.
    3. masseuse (sp?)
  • sylvuz323
    sylvuz323 Posts: 468 Member
    1. Take the chicken across, come back with the boat empty
    2. Take the grain (or the fox) across, then take the chicken back
    3. Take the fox (or the grain) across, coming back with an empty boat to finally take the chicken across the last time.

    haha, of course the rest of this story is missing.
  • CrazyDaisysMommy
    CrazyDaisysMommy Posts: 472
    1. the one with the least pee on the seat
    2. something to make me feel pretty and girlie, like new lipstick
    3. Masseur. Definitely masseur. I used to get regular massages and it's the nicest thing to do for yourself.
  • SofaKingRad
    SofaKingRad Posts: 1,592 Member
    1) Handicapped stall. I don't give a *kitten*. It's larger and I'm claustrophobic.
    2) Beer, cigarettes, and a prostitute ($20 goes a long way in a third world country....)
    3) Masseuse.
  • Rae6503
    Rae6503 Posts: 6,294 Member
    1. 3rd
    2. A Diet Mtn Dew and some sushi.
    3. House Cleaner.
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    3rd.

    Dinner out with friends tomorrow!

    A masseuse. I can take care of the other stuff myself, or enlist the hubby, but my back is screwy and a masseuse would be a godsend.
  • qkidney
    qkidney Posts: 258
    1. First
    2. Starbucks
    3. Chef
  • badgerbadger1
    badgerbadger1 Posts: 954 Member
    1. 1st or 3rd stall.
    2. Some fruit and pudding mix
    3. House cleaner!!! My God I hate cleaning!!!!
  • sandy_taylor13
    sandy_taylor13 Posts: 194 Member
    3rd one
    save it to buy Breaking Dawn in a week
    house cleaner (worth their weight in gold)---but they have to do laundry too
  • yesthistime
    yesthistime Posts: 2,051 Member
    1. The handicapped stall
    2. A pedicure
    3. Masseuse

    I'm a Barbie girl :)
  • Brannock8
    Brannock8 Posts: 170 Member
    1. You walk into a public restroom w/ 4 stalls (for the boys, there are no urinals). The first three are regular, the 4th is handicapped. Someone is in the 2nd one. Which one do you use?

    2. You have $20 you have to spend right now. What do you buy?

    3. If you were offered to get just one of the following services for free for the rest of your life, what would you pick?
    - personal trainer
    - chef
    - masseuse (sp?)
    - house cleaner

    1. You can hate me for it, but I take the handicapped one whatever the situation. I like the extra room, and sometimes there are even armwrests. It takes the "porcelain throne" to a whole 'nother level.

    2. Caffeine, in anyform I can find quickest.

    3. Masseuse, no doubt about it.
  • dfborders
    dfborders Posts: 474 Member
    1. 3rd stall
    2. Florida Lotto Tickets (not like I had the $20 before so I won't miss it if I don't win:bigsmile:)
    3. House Cleaner (Oh yes please - where can I sign up:wink:)
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