3 simple questions

jogglesngoggles

1. Whichever one is cleanest!
2. Shoes
3. Chef for sure!

thepetiterunner

1. Third stall.
2. More cute lacy thongs (actually I'm doing this later today).
3. Personal trainer, hands down.

kennethmgreen

1. Take the chicken across, come back with the boat empty
2. Take the grain (or the fox) across, then take the chicken back
3. Take the fox (or the grain) across, coming back with an empty boat to finally take the chicken across the last time.

ryno0618

1) Stall #1
2) buy a pair of gym shorts
3) house cleaner (my house is always clean, but thats because I'm OCD and anal and keep it that way. If someone else did it for me that would be awesome). I can train myself. I can cook for myself. I can get someone to massage me if I ask nice. But someone always willing to clean the bathroom? thats harder to come by. so i will take the free housecleaning for life.

sylvuz323

1. The cleanest and hopefully it has TP too.
2. clothes
3. I'd go with the Chef

Charger440

Handicapped stall....It's just better than the others...sorry but thats how it is.
Buy gas prolly
Personal trainer

krystonite

1. Third
2. Book
3. Chef

MaximalLife

1. You walk into a public restroom w/ 4 stalls (for the boys, there are no urinals). The first three are regular, the 4th is handicapped. Someone is in the 2nd one. Which one do you use?
ANSWER:I use the handicapped - ALWAYS. It's less disgusting.

2. You have $20 you have to spend right now. What do you buy?
ANSWER: Chinese Take-Out

3. If you were offered to get just one of the following services for free for the rest of your life, what would you pick?
ANSWER:
- personal trainer - no need, I know more than the so called "professionals"
- chef - No need, I usually cook better than most chefs...
- masseuse - no need, I enslave my 5 kids, assigning each a body part.
- house cleaner - BINGO!!!!!! My kids are PIGS!

Natural

1. You walk into a public restroom w/ 4 stalls (for the boys, there are no urinals). The first three are regular, the 4th is handicapped. Someone is in the 2nd one. Which one do you use?

2. You have $20 you have to spend right now. What do you buy?

3. If you were offered to get just one of the following services for free for the rest of your life, what would you pick?
- personal trainer
- chef
- masseuse (sp?)
- house cleaner

1. darn it, i like a lot of space, i'd tip toe in the handicapped stall and pray someone doesn't need it.
2. nothing. it's free. if i had to buy something, gee, i can't even spend pretend money. i can't do it.
3. masseuse (sp?)

sylvuz323

1. Take the chicken across, come back with the boat empty
2. Take the grain (or the fox) across, then take the chicken back
3. Take the fox (or the grain) across, coming back with an empty boat to finally take the chicken across the last time.

haha, of course the rest of this story is missing.

CrazyDaisysMommy

1. the one with the least pee on the seat
2. something to make me feel pretty and girlie, like new lipstick
3. Masseur. Definitely masseur. I used to get regular massages and it's the nicest thing to do for yourself.

SofaKingRad

1) Handicapped stall. I don't give a *kitten*. It's larger and I'm claustrophobic.
2) Beer, cigarettes, and a prostitute ($20 goes a long way in a third world country....)
3) Masseuse.

Rae6503

1. 3rd
2. A Diet Mtn Dew and some sushi.
3. House Cleaner.

WifeNMama

3rd.

Dinner out with friends tomorrow!

A masseuse. I can take care of the other stuff myself, or enlist the hubby, but my back is screwy and a masseuse would be a godsend.

qkidney

1. First
2. Starbucks
3. Chef

badgerbadger1

1. 1st or 3rd stall.
2. Some fruit and pudding mix
3. House cleaner!!! My God I hate cleaning!!!!

sandy_taylor13

3rd one
save it to buy Breaking Dawn in a week
house cleaner (worth their weight in gold)---but they have to do laundry too

yesthistime

1. The handicapped stall
2. A pedicure
3. Masseuse

I'm a Barbie girl

Brannock8

1. You walk into a public restroom w/ 4 stalls (for the boys, there are no urinals). The first three are regular, the 4th is handicapped. Someone is in the 2nd one. Which one do you use?

2. You have $20 you have to spend right now. What do you buy?

3. If you were offered to get just one of the following services for free for the rest of your life, what would you pick?
- personal trainer
- chef
- masseuse (sp?)
- house cleaner

1. You can hate me for it, but I take the handicapped one whatever the situation. I like the extra room, and sometimes there are even armwrests. It takes the "porcelain throne" to a whole 'nother level.

2. Caffeine, in anyform I can find quickest.

3. Masseuse, no doubt about it.

dfborders

1. 3rd stall
2. Florida Lotto Tickets (not like I had the $20 before so I won't miss it if I don't win:bigsmile:)
3. House Cleaner (Oh yes please - where can I sign up)