5 DEADLY TERMS USED BY A WOMAN

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  • _xoxok
    _xoxok Posts: 152 Member
    These are funny, and true. :laugh:

    & For the women who commented with something negative and clearly downtalking others who DO say these things... NO ONE CARES. This was posted in chit-chat, fun, and games for a reason! Stop taking it so serious. :flowerforyou:
  • _xoxok
    _xoxok Posts: 152 Member
    It's a wonder that anyone continues to post "funnies" here based on the lack of sense of humor by so many people. Seriously. Totally silly to get your panties in a wad over a joke.

    ^ I totally agree!!
  • aminakhan1980
    aminakhan1980 Posts: 105 Member
    Well, I AM a manipulative B**** and this is spot on! My poor husband lolzz
  • shellma00
    shellma00 Posts: 1,684 Member
    SO TRUE!!

    I am the queen of using WHATEVER and WOW.
  • It's a wonder that anyone continues to post "funnies" here based on the lack of sense of humor by so many people. Seriously. Totally silly to get your panties in a wad over a joke.

    This! Nothing is light anymore! WOW :laugh:
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    I guess you guys are right -- women who passive-agressively BS their men with cryptic messages are a joke.
  • bhalter
    bhalter Posts: 582 Member
    Totally spot on!!!
  • yummy♥
    yummy♥ Posts: 612 Member
    The "never go to bed angry" advice is terrible.

    some truth here.
    angry sex can be super hot.
  • jplucheck
    jplucheck Posts: 275 Member
    Sometimes I use "fine" or "whatever" to buy myself some time so that I can figure out how to word what I want to say in a way that won't be taken offensively. The "never go to bed angry" advice is terrible. Sometimes it's better to go to bed angry, take some time to gain perspective, and not say things that you would regret later.
    I completely agree, sometimes I can be irrational, emotional, and I just want to scream profanities and throw *kitten*, but instead of going bat *kitten* crazy I take some time to think about what is upsetting me and why!
  • rachelleahsmom
    rachelleahsmom Posts: 442 Member
    You're wrong. The scariest thing a woman can say is "Hi". Because it all goes to hell at some point after that.




    Hi Brett
  • fudgebudget
    fudgebudget Posts: 198 Member
    The "never go to bed angry" advice is terrible.

    some truth here.
    angry sex can be super hot.

    This is true.
  • Too funny, I have to admit I have used all 5 of those a time or two. Thanks for the laugh.
  • Rae6503
    Rae6503 Posts: 6,294 Member
    I agree that with those that say we should try NOT to do this stuff. Sets up the poor men for failure. Honesty and communication are key.
  • sgha
    sgha Posts: 225
    OHNO!!! I just saw myself on a MFP post!! Love it, thanks for sharing.:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • You're wrong. The scariest thing a woman can say is "Hi". Because it all goes to hell at some point after that.

    :laugh: :laugh: hahaha, that's awesome
  • lakersfan4life
    lakersfan4life Posts: 322 Member
    (1) FINE- This is the word women use to end an argument when they know they are tight and you need to shut up.

    hmmm.... so im guessing you meant right, instead of tight?

    because being tight is one thing i would not argue with a woman about..............
  • sew1222
    sew1222 Posts: 241
    (1) FINE- This is the word women use to end an argument when they know they are tight and you need to shut up.

    (2) NOTHING - Means something and you need to be worried.

    (3) GO AHEAD - This is a dare not permission, do no do it.

    (4) WHATEVER - A woman's way of saying "Screw You".

    (5) THAT'S OK - She is thinking long and hard on how and when you will pay for your mistake.

    (BONUS WORD) WOW - This is not a compliment, she's amazed that one person could be so stupid.

    Omg! i laughed so hard when i read this...THESE are so true!!!!
  • manderson27
    manderson27 Posts: 3,510 Member
    (1) FINE- This is the word women use to end an argument when they know they are tight and you need to shut up.

    (2) NOTHING - Means something and you need to be worried.

    (3) GO AHEAD - This is a dare not permission, do no do it.

    (4) WHATEVER - A woman's way of saying "Screw You".

    (5) THAT'S OK - She is thinking long and hard on how and when you will pay for your mistake.

    (BONUS WORD) WOW - This is not a compliment, she's amazed that one person could be so stupid.

    Terms used by men

    1. Fine = Means he hasn't understood/listened to the question
    2. Nothing = He has called you a bad name under his breath but is too scared to repeat it out loud
    3. Go ahead = As long as you don't expect him to come with you
    4. Whatever = He was not listening but is to scared to admit it
    5. Thats ok = He is thinking long and hard how he can get out of whatever he has agreed to

    Bonus word WOW Used when you ask "how do I look" and he doesn't care he just wants to get to wherever you are going so he can have a beer.
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
    I guess you guys are right -- women who passive-agressively BS their men with cryptic messages are a joke.
    LOL yes they are. I lived with my mother for a year a few years back and she was the queen of passive agressive behavior. It was so freaking anoying....i would never do that to anyone. Men deserve a bj if they put up with it.
  • jplucheck
    jplucheck Posts: 275 Member
    (1) FINE- This is the word women use to end an argument when they know they are tight and you need to shut up.

    (2) NOTHING - Means something and you need to be worried.

    (3) GO AHEAD - This is a dare not permission, do no do it.

    (4) WHATEVER - A woman's way of saying "Screw You".

    (5) THAT'S OK - She is thinking long and hard on how and when you will pay for your mistake.

    (BONUS WORD) WOW - This is not a compliment, she's amazed that one person could be so stupid.

    Terms used by men

    1. Fine = Means he hasn't understood/listened to the question
    2. Nothing = He has called you a bad name under his breath but is too scared to repeat it out loud
    3. Go ahead = As long as you don't expect him to come with you
    4. Whatever = He was not listening but is to scared to admit it
    5. Thats ok = He is thinking long and hard how he can get out of whatever he has agreed to

    Bonus word WOW Used when you ask "how do I look" and he doesn't care he just wants to get to wherever you are going so he can have a beer.

    touche - even better!
  • Perrywong
    Perrywong Posts: 2 Member
    You're wrong. The scariest thing a woman can say is "Hi". Because it all goes to hell at some point after that.

    Amen bred! :laugh:
  • AlbertPooHoles
    AlbertPooHoles Posts: 530 Member
    HA HA HA HA HA *****ES CRAZY! WHO CAN UNDERSTAND EM, AM I RIGHT?!?!?!
  • PrincessLou71186
    PrincessLou71186 Posts: 741 Member
    (1) FINE- This is the word women use to end an argument when they know they are right and you need to shut up.

    (2) NOTHING - Means something and you need to be worried.

    (3) GO AHEAD - This is a dare not permission, do no do it.

    (4) WHATEVER - A woman's way of saying "Screw You".

    (5) THAT'S OK - She is thinking long and hard on how and when you will pay for your mistake.

    (BONUS WORD) WOW - This is not a compliment, she's amazed that one person could be so stupid.

    Terms used by men

    1. Fine = Means he hasn't understood/listened to the question
    2. Nothing = He has called you a bad name under his breath but is too scared to repeat it out loud
    3. Go ahead = As long as you don't expect him to come with you
    4. Whatever = He was not listening but is to scared to admit it
    5. Thats ok = He is thinking long and hard how he can get out of whatever he has agreed to

    Bonus word WOW Used when you ask "how do I look" and he doesn't care he just wants to get to wherever you are going so he can have a beer.

    Awesome. Lol.
  • Bentley2718
    Bentley2718 Posts: 1,689 Member
    Really?

    Hmm.

    When I say something, I typically mean what I say. Because I'm not a manipulative b****. Am I in the minority?

    This.

    Although occasionally I do try to be tactful, for example "why did you make that decision?" rather than "what in the h*ll made you think that was a good idea?" But I the statements elicit the same information.
  • sew1222
    sew1222 Posts: 241
    Terms used by men

    1. Fine = Means he hasn't understood/listened to the question
    2. Nothing = He has called you a bad name under his breath but is too scared to repeat it out loud
    3. Go ahead = As long as you don't expect him to come with you
    4. Whatever = He was not listening but is to scared to admit it
    5. Thats ok = He is thinking long and hard how he can get out of whatever he has agreed to

    Bonus word WOW Used when you ask "how do I look" and he doesn't care he just wants to get to wherever you are going so he can have a beer.
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    these are funny too!
  • Jorra
    Jorra Posts: 3,338 Member
    I don't do this, but my fiance does. Does that make him a woman?
  • I don't do this, but my fiance does. Does that make him a woman?

    Yes it does.
  • (1) FINE- This is the word women use to end an argument when they know they are tight and you need to shut up.

    (2) NOTHING - Means something and you need to be worried.

    (3) GO AHEAD - This is a dare not permission, do no do it.

    (4) WHATEVER - A woman's way of saying "Screw You".

    (5) THAT'S OK - She is thinking long and hard on how and when you will pay for your mistake.

    (BONUS WORD) WOW - This is not a compliment, she's amazed that one person could be so stupid.

    Terms used by men

    1. Fine = Means he hasn't understood/listened to the question
    2. Nothing = He has called you a bad name under his breath but is too scared to repeat it out loud
    3. Go ahead = As long as you don't expect him to come with you
    4. Whatever = He was not listening but is to scared to admit it
    5. Thats ok = He is thinking long and hard how he can get out of whatever he has agreed to

    Bonus word WOW Used when you ask "how do I look" and he doesn't care he just wants to get to wherever you are going so he can have a beer.

    ~like~
  • AlbertPooHoles
    AlbertPooHoles Posts: 530 Member
    HAHAHAHAHAHA! *****ES LOVE TO PERPETUATE STEREOTYPES! DEM WOMENS IS MANIPULATIVE AND ****! HAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLZ LOLZ LOLZ!
  • laddyboy
    laddyboy Posts: 1,565 Member
    I dare my wife to use any of those lines on me. I dare her.

    PLEASE DON'T TELL HER I SAID THAT!!! :-0
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