5 DEADLY TERMS USED BY A WOMAN

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  • fudgebudget
    fudgebudget Posts: 198 Member
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    The "never go to bed angry" advice is terrible.

    some truth here.
    angry sex can be super hot.

    This is true.
  • 1FitMom326
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    Too funny, I have to admit I have used all 5 of those a time or two. Thanks for the laugh.
  • Rae6503
    Rae6503 Posts: 6,294 Member
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    I agree that with those that say we should try NOT to do this stuff. Sets up the poor men for failure. Honesty and communication are key.
  • sgha
    sgha Posts: 225
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    OHNO!!! I just saw myself on a MFP post!! Love it, thanks for sharing.:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • salvatrucha11
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    You're wrong. The scariest thing a woman can say is "Hi". Because it all goes to hell at some point after that.

    :laugh: :laugh: hahaha, that's awesome
  • lakersfan4life
    lakersfan4life Posts: 322 Member
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    (1) FINE- This is the word women use to end an argument when they know they are tight and you need to shut up.

    hmmm.... so im guessing you meant right, instead of tight?

    because being tight is one thing i would not argue with a woman about..............
  • sew1222
    sew1222 Posts: 241
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    (1) FINE- This is the word women use to end an argument when they know they are tight and you need to shut up.

    (2) NOTHING - Means something and you need to be worried.

    (3) GO AHEAD - This is a dare not permission, do no do it.

    (4) WHATEVER - A woman's way of saying "Screw You".

    (5) THAT'S OK - She is thinking long and hard on how and when you will pay for your mistake.

    (BONUS WORD) WOW - This is not a compliment, she's amazed that one person could be so stupid.

    Omg! i laughed so hard when i read this...THESE are so true!!!!
  • manderson27
    manderson27 Posts: 3,510 Member
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    (1) FINE- This is the word women use to end an argument when they know they are tight and you need to shut up.

    (2) NOTHING - Means something and you need to be worried.

    (3) GO AHEAD - This is a dare not permission, do no do it.

    (4) WHATEVER - A woman's way of saying "Screw You".

    (5) THAT'S OK - She is thinking long and hard on how and when you will pay for your mistake.

    (BONUS WORD) WOW - This is not a compliment, she's amazed that one person could be so stupid.

    Terms used by men

    1. Fine = Means he hasn't understood/listened to the question
    2. Nothing = He has called you a bad name under his breath but is too scared to repeat it out loud
    3. Go ahead = As long as you don't expect him to come with you
    4. Whatever = He was not listening but is to scared to admit it
    5. Thats ok = He is thinking long and hard how he can get out of whatever he has agreed to

    Bonus word WOW Used when you ask "how do I look" and he doesn't care he just wants to get to wherever you are going so he can have a beer.
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
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    I guess you guys are right -- women who passive-agressively BS their men with cryptic messages are a joke.
    LOL yes they are. I lived with my mother for a year a few years back and she was the queen of passive agressive behavior. It was so freaking anoying....i would never do that to anyone. Men deserve a bj if they put up with it.
  • jplucheck
    jplucheck Posts: 275 Member
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    (1) FINE- This is the word women use to end an argument when they know they are tight and you need to shut up.

    (2) NOTHING - Means something and you need to be worried.

    (3) GO AHEAD - This is a dare not permission, do no do it.

    (4) WHATEVER - A woman's way of saying "Screw You".

    (5) THAT'S OK - She is thinking long and hard on how and when you will pay for your mistake.

    (BONUS WORD) WOW - This is not a compliment, she's amazed that one person could be so stupid.

    Terms used by men

    1. Fine = Means he hasn't understood/listened to the question
    2. Nothing = He has called you a bad name under his breath but is too scared to repeat it out loud
    3. Go ahead = As long as you don't expect him to come with you
    4. Whatever = He was not listening but is to scared to admit it
    5. Thats ok = He is thinking long and hard how he can get out of whatever he has agreed to

    Bonus word WOW Used when you ask "how do I look" and he doesn't care he just wants to get to wherever you are going so he can have a beer.

    touche - even better!
  • Perrywong
    Perrywong Posts: 2 Member
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    You're wrong. The scariest thing a woman can say is "Hi". Because it all goes to hell at some point after that.

    Amen bred! :laugh:
  • AlbertPooHoles
    AlbertPooHoles Posts: 530 Member
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    HA HA HA HA HA *****ES CRAZY! WHO CAN UNDERSTAND EM, AM I RIGHT?!?!?!
  • PrincessLou71186
    PrincessLou71186 Posts: 747 Member
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    (1) FINE- This is the word women use to end an argument when they know they are right and you need to shut up.

    (2) NOTHING - Means something and you need to be worried.

    (3) GO AHEAD - This is a dare not permission, do no do it.

    (4) WHATEVER - A woman's way of saying "Screw You".

    (5) THAT'S OK - She is thinking long and hard on how and when you will pay for your mistake.

    (BONUS WORD) WOW - This is not a compliment, she's amazed that one person could be so stupid.

    Terms used by men

    1. Fine = Means he hasn't understood/listened to the question
    2. Nothing = He has called you a bad name under his breath but is too scared to repeat it out loud
    3. Go ahead = As long as you don't expect him to come with you
    4. Whatever = He was not listening but is to scared to admit it
    5. Thats ok = He is thinking long and hard how he can get out of whatever he has agreed to

    Bonus word WOW Used when you ask "how do I look" and he doesn't care he just wants to get to wherever you are going so he can have a beer.

    Awesome. Lol.
  • Bentley2718
    Bentley2718 Posts: 1,690 Member
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    Really?

    Hmm.

    When I say something, I typically mean what I say. Because I'm not a manipulative b****. Am I in the minority?

    This.

    Although occasionally I do try to be tactful, for example "why did you make that decision?" rather than "what in the h*ll made you think that was a good idea?" But I the statements elicit the same information.
  • sew1222
    sew1222 Posts: 241
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    Terms used by men

    1. Fine = Means he hasn't understood/listened to the question
    2. Nothing = He has called you a bad name under his breath but is too scared to repeat it out loud
    3. Go ahead = As long as you don't expect him to come with you
    4. Whatever = He was not listening but is to scared to admit it
    5. Thats ok = He is thinking long and hard how he can get out of whatever he has agreed to

    Bonus word WOW Used when you ask "how do I look" and he doesn't care he just wants to get to wherever you are going so he can have a beer.
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    these are funny too!
  • Jorra
    Jorra Posts: 3,338 Member
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    I don't do this, but my fiance does. Does that make him a woman?
  • ffuunnnnyy__ggiirrll
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    I don't do this, but my fiance does. Does that make him a woman?

    Yes it does.
  • ffuunnnnyy__ggiirrll
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    (1) FINE- This is the word women use to end an argument when they know they are tight and you need to shut up.

    (2) NOTHING - Means something and you need to be worried.

    (3) GO AHEAD - This is a dare not permission, do no do it.

    (4) WHATEVER - A woman's way of saying "Screw You".

    (5) THAT'S OK - She is thinking long and hard on how and when you will pay for your mistake.

    (BONUS WORD) WOW - This is not a compliment, she's amazed that one person could be so stupid.

    Terms used by men

    1. Fine = Means he hasn't understood/listened to the question
    2. Nothing = He has called you a bad name under his breath but is too scared to repeat it out loud
    3. Go ahead = As long as you don't expect him to come with you
    4. Whatever = He was not listening but is to scared to admit it
    5. Thats ok = He is thinking long and hard how he can get out of whatever he has agreed to

    Bonus word WOW Used when you ask "how do I look" and he doesn't care he just wants to get to wherever you are going so he can have a beer.

    ~like~
  • AlbertPooHoles
    AlbertPooHoles Posts: 530 Member
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    HAHAHAHAHAHA! *****ES LOVE TO PERPETUATE STEREOTYPES! DEM WOMENS IS MANIPULATIVE AND ****! HAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLZ LOLZ LOLZ!
  • laddyboy
    laddyboy Posts: 1,565 Member
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    I dare my wife to use any of those lines on me. I dare her.

    PLEASE DON'T TELL HER I SAID THAT!!! :-0