Manly vs Metro, Femme vs Butch

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Tubby2Toned
Tubby2Toned Posts: 130 Member
List 5 each.

I am all that is man:

1: I can operate heavy equipment.
2: I've fought in cage fights.
3: One of my previous careers was a Fire Fighter
4: My previous vehicle was a lifted, black and chrome Jeep Wrangler with humungous wheels. It was badass.
5: I can go days without showering or shaving and I don't care.

A little femmy sometimes:

1: I once did aerobics in my living room dressed in spandex while listening to Maddona.
2: I cry in movies.
3: I have watched a full season of Project Runway.
4: I do clay face masks and put cucumber slices on my eyes.
5: I can't build anything from scratch and botch most repair jobs.

Your turn!
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  • brittanyjeanxo
    brittanyjeanxo Posts: 1,831 Member
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    Well I'm not a man (obviously) but I think I can list 5 of each.

    Femme:

    1. I love to get dressed up and put makeup on.
    2. I have more than 20 bottles of various perfumes and body sprays.
    3. I own a pink loofah.
    4. I cry a lot.
    5. I can easily put down a whole pound of chocolate when I'm on my period.

    Butch:

    1. I pass gas more than my fiance does.
    2. I belch, even in public.
    3. If I have an itch below the belt, I'll be damned if I don't scratch it.
    4. Bacon.
    5. I have a mean right hook, and am not afraid to use it.
  • Tubby2Toned
    Tubby2Toned Posts: 130 Member
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    Ha Hahha!!!!
  • skarr28
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    Femme:
    1. I'm told I walk like I'm on the catwalk
    2. I love to play dress up and do my hair, I love eyeliner
    3. I collect perfumes & eau de toilets
    4. I cry a lot at weddings. And at commercials, movies, hearing kids sing, I could cry right now :tongue:
    5. Instead of saying "purpley-pink", I'll say magenta. (my 2nd favourite colour)

    Butch:
    1. I've been told I walk like I'm on my way to kick somebody's *kitten* or assassinate someone:laugh:
    2. I don't shy away from an argument and if push comes to shove, I can hold my own
    3. I sometimes sit like I have balls.... big ones
    4. When I'm in charge, I'm told I act like a drill sargent and expect my crew to act like grunts (I agree)
    5. My burps scare babies.

    :flowerforyou:
  • Jain
    Jain Posts: 861 Member
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    I'll play.

    Femme

    1. I do like me some bling. It might be ethic & silver but I wear a shed load all at the same time.
    2. I have been known to cry at a movie.
    3. I read romance & trashy vampire novels.
    4. I sew & quilt
    5. I can demolish a small mountain of chocolate when I'm hormonal.

    Butch

    1. I burp & fart with abanden.
    2. In the last 3 years I have worn a skirt/dress exactly twice. The rest of the time I dress like a bloke, jeans, tour shirt and DM's.
    3. I much prefer camping to staying in a 5* hotel.
    4. I'm more comfortable in the company of fellas, girls talk about makeup & soaps. Shudder.
    5. I drink pints. Of real ale.
  • Tubby2Toned
    Tubby2Toned Posts: 130 Member
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    This is hilarious stuff...:laugh:
  • lisaslim1976
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    1) im a goddess in the kitchen and .....
    2) A *kitten* in the bedroom
    3)I am addicted to buying shoes
    4)I wont leave the house without make-up on
    5)I cry at least once a week

    1) I can change a tyre and brake pads on a car
    2) I have beaten men in belching competitions
    3) I love rugby
    4) I can drink 8 pints of lager without passing out or puking
    5) I wolf whistle at men out of my car window!

    God im soooo blokey:laugh:
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,370 Member
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    1) I can and do throw bales of hay in the summer.
    2) I have a large chainsaw and cut down and cut up around 12 cord (a tractor trailer full) of firewood every year.
    3) I have rebuilt dozens of diesel engines,replaced clutches and built hi performance transmissions in tractors.
    4) I have rode on top of a 800-1000 hp John Deere. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uF_6fk607pY&feature=player_embedded
    5) I know how to treat a lady from the restaurant to the bedroom.

    1) I love to cuddle and hold hands with a lady.
    2) I am not ashamed to cry.
    3) I don`t have a problem taking a bath instead of a shower.
    4) Love to cook.
    5) I know how to listen.

    :smokin:
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
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    1) I love lipstick and sparkly nail polish.
    2) I read all the Twilight books.
    3) I'm wearing pink.
    4) I make involuntary squeaky noises when I see cute kitties or puppies.
    5) There's an inordinate amount of pillows on my bed. Surely there's no actual need for more than six pillows for two people?

    And on the flip side...

    1) I love power tools.
    2) I read all the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy books.
    3). I have callouses from weight lifting.
    4) Poop and fart jokes are funny.
    5) I get dirty in a ways that only Lava soap can handle.
  • scorpiogirl100
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    Femme
    1. I love to dress up and wear makeup..pedicures all those girly things
    2. in my head I am ALWAYS right
    3. jewelry, jewelry, jewelry...luv it!!!
    4. I have 2 closets...one is obviously for shoes!!
    5. I luv all those romantic..lovey dovey movies..and I cry at them too

    Butch
    1. I can go from makeup to mud in seconds
    2. I would rather hang out with guys then girls...no bs and less drama
    3.I can change a tire..and drive a stick shift
    4. I can fight...like a man (my daddy really wanted a boy)
    5. I wear boxers as pajamas...because they are comfy!!!
  • anewattitude
    anewattitude Posts: 483 Member
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    ha ha,,, Ok here goes:

    Femme:

    1) I love sparkly jewelry
    2) Bath & Body Works is my second home !
    3) I can sniff a shoe sale even in another state/country!
    4) I hate spiders and will scream like a girl when around one
    5) I love make-up

    Not so Femme:

    1) I shovel the driveway more than my fiance. Case in point... today! Not that this is a gender specific role but I thought I'd include it anyway :)
    2) I am usually the one that collects the trash and recycling for garbage day
    3) I try not to cry at weddings because I hate acting all gushy mushy and never buy gushy mushy romantic cards.
    4) I swear like a sailor
    5) I usually try to do heavy lifting myself ( eg. Moving furniture)cause I hate being weak and needing help. Sadly though... I end up needing the help!
  • foster59803
    foster59803 Posts: 439 Member
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    Ha! I love this!
    Femme:
    1. I am a shoe addict. (at least 90 pairs, mostly heels!)
    2.I love trashy TV - Gossip Girl, Real Housewives
    3.I can bake or cook you just about anything, and I enjoy it!
    4.I love to wear dresses (especially summer dresses)
    5.I am obsessed with accessories, belts, large rings, earrings...you name it!

    Butch:
    1.I worked at a lumber yard pointing and capping post and poles for 2 years.
    2.I know how to change the oil in my car
    3.I have re-tiled my entire bathroom myself (including demo... and loved every minute)
    4.I love cars-fast cars
    5.I could watch MMA or UFC all day long.
  • HeidiMightyRawr
    HeidiMightyRawr Posts: 3,343 Member
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    1) I like to shop
    2) I'm turning the spare room (it's tiny) into a walk-in wardrobe when we move later this year, so I can buy lots of clothes and shoes.
    3) My emotions can change really quickly
    4) I like girly chick flicks
    5) I get broody over all my friends kids

    On the other side:

    1) I lift heavy things
    2) I burp & fart
    3) I hardly ever wear make up
    4) I like assembling / building stuff
    5) Bloody and gory films don't phase me - I love them!
  • AngelEyes127
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    FEMME:

    - I love to wear sundresses.
    - I love sexy shoes
    - Never leave the house without wearing lip gloss
    - I believe a woman should cook for her man (sexist, maybe, but that's how I was raised)
    - My favorite color is PINK!

    BUTCH:

    - I drive a firetruck
    - I can fix many things when they break
    - I know how to change a flat tire
    - I do not like chic flicks
    - I can be very stubborn in arguments (especially if I have legit reasons to back me up)
  • sporadica
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    HiLARious!

    Femme:
    1. I own over one hundred pairs of earrings... most of them large enough for small dogs to jump through
    2. My toenails are always painted
    3. I bake like a domestic goddess
    4. I squeal like a girl over cockroaches
    5. If I had an unlimited supply of water and no conscience I could spend my whole life in a hot shower.

    Butch:
    1. I use power tools most days... including jackhammers
    2. I catch spiders
    3. I have bigger feet and hands than most men I know
    4. I drink beer, and like it
    5. I've only ever driven stick shifts
  • darla100
    darla100 Posts: 134 Member
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    Femme~

    ~I have over 100 bottles of nail polish
    ~LOVE LOVE makeup and eye shadows
    ~Love to bake and create
    ~Love to shop and get new clothes
    ~pink and purple are my favorite colors

    (the Femme part was hard to think of stuff, lol..)

    Butch~

    I won the burping contest at my wedding
    I out fart my husband and kids
    I swear like a sailor and F**K is my favorite word
    I have a Black Belt in Karate
    I retiled 2 bathrooms and put in a toilet and sink and did the plumbing..
  • ishallnotwant
    ishallnotwant Posts: 1,210 Member
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    Femme:

    1. I LOVE high heels!
    2. I love dressing up in frilly dresses.
    3. Love all things tea and tea parties.
    4. Love a good pedicure.
    5. Love high fashion clothing, even though I don't get to wear it. :laugh:

    Butch:
    1.I love big trucks!
    2. Love flying down bumpy dirt roads in above mentioned big trucks!
    3. Hopelessly addicted to riding mechanical bulls.
    4. Totally love spending the day fishing.
    5. Love refurbishing homes, our family had a business doing it when I was growing up.
  • Katefab26
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    1. I LOVE to dress up.
    2. I never go out without makeup.
    3. I cry at the ASPCA commercials.
    4. I love holding babies.
    5. I toss my hair all the time.

    1. I yell and scream at football games just as much as the boys.
    2. I prefer beer to wine.
    3. I love to shoot guns.
    4. I drool over fast cars.
    5. I just broke the first two rules of Fight Club...
  • lisapr123
    lisapr123 Posts: 863 Member
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    Fun topic!

    Femme:
    1. I wear high heels as often as possible
    2. I always prefer a bath to a shower
    3. No matter what, I make time to give myself a weekly manicure
    4. Interior design blogs make me weak in the knees
    5. Chic Lit is my weakness at the library

    Manly:
    1. I change the brakes on my car, without even thinking about it.
    2. I have a multitude of trophy's for "best shotgun shot" in my garage
    3. Every time I see my brother, he gets a wet willie then we end up hitting each other
    4. Hockey fights rock!
    5. Many of my high school friends still refer to me by my last name.
  • Bonita_Lynne_58
    Bonita_Lynne_58 Posts: 2,845 Member
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    1) I can and do throw bales of hay in the summer.
    2) I have a large chainsaw and cut down and cut up around 12 cord (a tractor trailer full) of firewood every year.
    3) I have rebuilt dozens of diesel engines,replaced clutches and built hi performance transmissions in tractors.
    4) I have rode on top of a 800-1000 hp John Deere. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uF_6fk607pY&feature=player_embedded
    5) I know how to treat a lady from the restaurant to the bedroom.

    1) I love to cuddle and hold hands with a lady.
    2) I am not ashamed to cry.
    3) I don`t have a problem taking a bath instead of a shower.
    4) Love to cook.
    5) I know how to listen.

    :smokin:

    I think Carl's the perfect man! :love:
  • rayleansout
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    What the hell im bored:

    Man Side!

    Krav maga trained fighter
    pain is like candy, i eat it
    drive big black truck
    lift heavy things and put them down

    Metro Side
    face and body products take up bathroom counter
    to many clothes in my closet,
    tons of shoes
    I will tan when it gets closer to summer
    I like to shop