Manly vs Metro, Femme vs Butch

AngelEyes127

Lucky girl! lol

fteale

Girly -

I like wearing dresses and skirts
I wear eyeliner and mascara
I have long hair
I like bath products
I read history books for fun
I am attracted to men

Not so girly -

I did marshal arts for years
I have no flight reaction, if someone challenges me, I FIGHT. Sometimes literally.
I have no interest shoes, handbags or underwear
I have actual negative interest in magazines or celebrity culture. I LOATHE it.
I am not that bothered about chocolate. I'll take it or leave it. I didn't eat it for 2 years once and didn't even notice until a friend asked me why I didn't eat chocolate. It hadn't occurred to me to.
I don't really understand women. I am completely upfront and straightforward, and get on far better with men. Say what you think, dammit! I can't bear social politics. I can't be bothered to play along.
I can't sew, I don't cry, ever, and I have no nesting instinct, I don't do housework unless absolutely forced. I also don't like girly films at all. I have totally male taste in films.

Matt_Wild

Lucky girl! lol

Nah, I'm lucky to have her TBH. She puts up with so much crap from me. That said I worship everything about women, her esp, so I guess that helps her a bit...

rbvaudrizle

Manly,

I play beach volleyball
I can take a hard punch and can dish it out
I can be left in the wilderness with a machete and i would feel at home
I was a bartender and can do flare tricks
Punched a cop in the face once

Metro,

I love the show the hills
I do weekly "manscaping"
I am the cook at my house
I take care of the kids and keep a very clean house
I have read the twilight series and been caught crying and reading alone
My "curtains' always match the "drapes" ( i shave my head bald )

geckofli

ScrewyChars-6750351

mrscdgogan

Girly:

1. I love chick flicks.
2. I love getting my hair done.
3. I go nowhere without makeup...at the very least mascara!
4. I sing very well, and love doing it.
5. I'm a freak in the sheets! ;-)

Less girly:

1. I am a huge UFC fan! LOVE IT!
2. I am a huge Baseball fan! I can tell you every player on the Yankees and position they play!
3. I fart Loud... it freaks my husband out!
4. I know what a Screwgun is, and how to use it!
5. I'm a freak in the sheets!

sewerchick93

Femme:
1. I LOVE shoes and purses...if I ever win the lottery the first thing I am doing is shoe and handbag shopping in New York City
2. I cry... at the movies, when I'm stressed out, when I'm overly happy, when I'm sad.....I just cry
3. I love scented lotions, bath products and perfumes.
4. I quilt and sew
5. I believe in the fairy tale ending

Butch:
1. I deer hunt: shotgun season, bow season and blackpowder season
2. I do all my own home repairs: plumbing, fininshing my hardwood floors, drywalling, running new electrical wires, etc.
3. I could eat red meat and potatoes for every meal
4. I only wear dresses when it is required, a family wedding, a family funeral...that's about it
5. I can change my own oil and tires.

BellydanceBliss

Ok....Deep Breath...

Femme:

1. I have a vanity and approximately 40 or so bottles of perfume on top of it with my favorites in reserve.
2. I have curves I love them and will wave them around in front of the TV during sports.
3. I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE baseball and football!!!!! Barf O Rama
4. I have a romantic side
5. I like holding hands

1. I burp and fart as well if not better than my husband.
2. I don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die.
3. Not afraid to get dirty and love camping
4. I find farting sounds very amusing!!!
5. You wanna what? Hold me after sex? Ummm noooo! Just don't touch me. Twas great but no thank you.

BellydanceBliss

Ok....Deep Breath...

Femme:

1. I have a vanity and approximately 40 or so bottles of perfume on top of it with my favorites in reserve.
2. I have curves I love them and will wave them around in front of the TV during sports.
3. I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE baseball and football!!!!! Barf O Rama
4. I have a romantic side
5. I like holding hands

1. I burp and fart as well if not better than my husband.
2. I don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die.
3. Not afraid to get dirty and love camping
4. I find farting sounds very amusing!!!
5. You wanna what? Hold me after sex? Ummm noooo! Just don't touch me. Twas great but no thank you.

oops the last 5 were the manly side.

ironanimal

Metro:
- I like expensive clothes.
- I have 5 or 6 different aftershaves.
- Crane flies freak me out.
- I love to cook.
- I have an (alarmingly) expansive knowledge and understanding of fashion and interior design.

Manly:
- I burp and fart as it comes. It's gotta get out one end.
- My idea of a dream car is a 550bhp Shelby GT500, not a Porsche.
- I love weightlifting. I hate cardio.
- My idea of a good film involves, guns, women and fast cars - in that order of importance/
- I will do anything for my girlfriend.

Fat_Bottomed_Girl

They did an episode of Seinfeld based on my "man hands"
I rode a bike (not "bicycle") during college because I just thought chicks should be able to ride-My dad STILL doesn't know!
I think automatics are blasphemy
I love construction and remodeling projects and can tile and hang cabinets like a pro
I DETEST shopping!

I love spending money, whether I HAVE it or not
I love nice dinners at upscale restaurants
Home decor and cleanliness is IMPORTANT
SHOES-mostly cause they always fit.
Towels. I'm a sucker for a good towel. I have thought about getting married, JUST so that I could register for some towels that I would never splurge on myself!

kellyisloved

1. I'm known for squeaking/squeeing/squealing at the sight of something so adorable I just can't help myeslf (puppies, adorable children, etc.)
2. I'm a sucker for love songs/movies/novels.
3. I cry at pretty much every movie ever made (sometimes even those action ones), commercials, etc.
4. I love miniature versions of things for no other reason than the fact that they are super cute and tiny.
5. Burning candles with a lot of fragrance makes me happy; pretty much have one burning 24/7 while I'm home.

1. I wear men's clothing more often than women's (only recently have I started to buy clothes from the women's section).
2. I carry a wallet rather than a purse (I hate purses, in fact)
3. I cannot understand the concept of needing more than about 5 pairs of shoes; anything more than 10 just seems out of control.
4. I cross my legs "guy style" rather than girl style unless I'm wearing a skirt, which is rare, and even then only if I remember
5. Although I actually do like looking at jewelry and I think I want to wear it, I very rarely wear any jewelry at all (and have never even had my ears pierced).


I love tons of the others listed, too, though. Love the Hitchhiker's books, love football (NFL, really, not much into college), etc.

Love this post! :drinker:

Sweet_Potato

Femme
1. I wear skirts and heels more often than not.
2. Sports are incredibly boring to me.
3. I love cooking and baking.
4. I do all the housecleaning.
5. I like to knit and sew and make scrapbooks.

Butch
1. I'm an engineer.
2. I like women.
3. I like math.
4. I own a pair of steel toe boots.
5. Chick flicks are incredibly boring to me.

southernyankee716

FEMME:
1. I love long hot bubble baths & they're even better with candles, a good book, a glass of wine and some romantic music.
2. Pink is my favorite color.
3. When I drive, I love to sing and dance very loudly to Prince, Alanis Morisette or some 90's dance hit.
4. I spend 2 hours just blow-drying and straightening my hair- every.single.day!
5. I cry to get out of traffic tickets.
6. I have five "girly" tattoos.

BUTCH:
1. I can burb the ABC's
2. I wear a men's size 11 shoe.
3. After sex- instead of cuddling, please roll over and go to sleep. Better yet, go sleep somewhere else.
4. Putting on makeup is a pain in the *kitten*.
5. I'd rather remodel and landscape over baking and shopping.
6. I love boobs.

HannahMarieMcDougald

Femme;
1. I have so many bottles of lotions it isnt funny
2. I have professional hair produst out the wazoo
3. I love makeup
4. I love candles
5. I love pink and purple

Butch;
1. I cuss
2. I will fart in front of you and not give a damn
3. I love boobies ;-)
4. Yes I can put that together
5. Hell yes for action flicks and hell no for chick flicks

BellydanceBliss

3. After sex- instead of cuddling, please roll over and go to sleep. Better yet, go sleep somewhere else.
4. Putting on makeup is a pain in the *kitten*.

rotfl i know right

smiler1974

Ok here goes!!

I love to wear high heels
I love to wear dresses and get on my makeup.

Dammmmmm Wrong website LOL Just kidding!!

Here goes

Man things=

I worked in a factory on nightshift making large plastic pipes (very heavy and manly work).
I do all the odd jobs and wash the cars and anything else that needs doing, Rubbish and so on.
Will not stand back and let people take me for a mug, have no time for disrespectful people, and never struggle to let them know.
Can make flatpack furnature without the instructions.
Even if I get lost I still won't ask anyone for directions! Even SatNav. Very manly stuff!!

Lady things=

I owned a cupcake company and I made them myself! Swirls and everything.
I wore a dress and high heels, (To wash the cars once to stop a nosey neighbour curtain twitching).
I hate to get my hands dirty OCD I think!!
I love chic flicks
Have more clothes and shoes than anyone I know.

Is this the sort of thing you want to know...........

Iamkim73

Femme:
1) I get a mani and pedi at least twice a month
2) shoes.... Need I say more?
3) I wear pink workbooks when I go into the fields (I work in the produce industry)
4) I love to shop
5) I am a kick *kitten* baker

Butch
1). I don't mind getting dirty contrary to 1 on the above list
2). I don't cry
3). I love to camp
4). I burp like a guy
5). My brother made me learn how to change the tire, oil, and even the starter on the old ford truck I drove in high school.

nk17

1. Will wear dresses when the occassion warrants it.
2. Cry for almost any reason, but not without reason.
3. Had two children that are now strapping young men.
4. NCIS is my favorite show. Still in love with Ducky from his Illiya Kuriyakin days.
5. An avid lover of art and music.

1. Can't cook. (Fortunately hubby can.)
2. More comfortable with computer programming than with reality TV.
3. Read mostly political history, history and science fiction.
4. Used to snore extremely loudly. It's toned down some since my weight loss.
5. Never wear fragrances and seldom makeup, which makes hubby happy.

eashelton53

Manly
1. Before back surgery I played semi pro football
2. Before back surgery I worked as a mechanic on construction equipment
3. ESPN!!!!
4. Though I prefer to drive only trucks and SUV's I do own an 89 Trans AM GTA (American Mucsle)
5. I will fire up the grill at 20 below or 100 above
6. I love the feel and smell of leather and cigars even though I do not smoke
7. I love rubbing and kissing my wife all over

Metro
1. I love to cook
2. I keep an assortment of bottles of cologne because I love smelling good I never wear the same smell two days in a row
3. I have more clothes in the closet than my wife does because I love to shop and she doesn't
4. I keep isoplus hair gel to wave or curl my hair depending on my mood
5. I keep my shirts and jeans starched and creased up
6. I'm in school for a BS in Interior Design
7. I shower two - three times a day depending on how much I sweat (wake-up, after gym, before bed)

Jferg69

Bump, for later.....

mcdonl

"Manly" traits....
1 - I love my wife and children
2 - I am a leader
3 - I am passionate
4 - I provide security and protection
5 - I teach health and well being to my family and friends.

Metro traits....

See above

Helice

Femme:

1) I cant leave the house without make-up on, or my hair done.
2) I carry a bag around with me Everywhere.
3) I think bunny rabbits are SO cute!!
4) Every pair of shoes i own has a heel.. (Apart from my sketchers..).
5) I bought an alienware laptop because of the pretty lights you can have behind the keys. (Over other gaming laptops).

Butch:

1) Im bisexual and think girls are HOT!
2) I trained to be both a car mechanic and an electrician.
3) Im better than my bf at DIY
4) I love nothing better than a large, greasy kebab smothered in chilli sauce!
5) I'v been told i sit like a man..

(I cant think of any more girly traits, but have hundreds more manly ones lol..)

r1ghtpath

femme
1. i am an amazing mommy to 5 amazing kids!
2. i cry when i'm REALLY happy
3. i love manicures, pedicures, getting my hair done
4. i don't leave the house without make up
5. i LOVE to hug and kiss

not so femme
1. i hate dresses and skirts. i live in jeans and tennis shoes
2. i do not enjoy MOST chick flix. i'm more of an action/ adventure, thriller, zombie, vampire fan
3. i do not enjoy shopping!
4. i don't really like talking on the phone
5. i'm always game, and of the opinion that, anything goes in the bedroom

TexasRaised89

Femme:

1. I love doing my makeup & hair
2. I change clothes when getting ready about 4 or 5 times before deciding
3. I cry during commercials or movies soooo quickly...all the time.. lol
4. Reality tv junkie... Bad Girls Club, Tough love, Revenge etc.
5. If I don't have my nails done, I feel horrible about myself

Butch:

1. I LOVVVVEEEE Football!!!!! I will scream, & cuss with beer in hand at the tv while standing on my couch.
2. I can probably out drink you
3. I will not hesistate to whoop your *kitten*....twice
4.I am addicted to Nike's
5.I love muscle cars!

woou

ah gender roles and labels being further perpetuated -- no thanks

SewerUrchin

Femme:
1) I'm obsessed with My Little Pony
2) I like pretty dresses
3) I dig celebrity gossip
4) I love shiny, sparkly things
5) I know absolutely nothing about cars or sports

Butch:
1) I hardly wear makeup
2) I can drink my boyfriend under the table
3) I have short hair, which takes me a whopping ten seconds to "do" in the morning
4) I have a lot of tattoos and piercings
5) I've built trains for a living

Helice

ah gender roles and labels being further perpetuated -- no thanks

I do agree with this!
But.. im taking this as a laugh and nothing serious.

Yolanda_85

Femme:
-I love scented candles, especially the fruity scents!
-I will bake up cookies or a cake from scratch because I had a random urge to bake something
-I cannot stop myself from awwwing over large breed puppies
-I love warm fuzzy blankets, pjs, socks
-I have face wash, body wash, and feminine wash in the shower with my shampoo and conditioner, and can easily spend an hour in the shower
-I love home decor stuff
-Chocolate and Peanut Butter are my best friends once a month
-I love earrings

Butch:
-I HATE shoe shopping!!! A pair of sneakers and a pair of boots are all I need...flipflops or nothing in the summer!
-I grew up on a dairy farm, bring on the mud and cow *kitten*!!
-I cuss like it's my job
-Weddings, babyshowers, and bridal showers make me cringe
-I will proudly tell my boyfriend, coworkers, boss, that I'm going to go blow it up as I head for the bathroom!
-Dresses/skirts are for the rare occasions that I can't get away with nice black pants. I would wear jeans to everything if I could
-Small dogs are useless....sorry
-I can go days without showering and don't care

Tiggerrick

Towels. I'm a sucker for a good towel. I have thought about getting married, JUST so that I could register for some towels that I would never splurge on myself!

Register anyways, and send a link to your 'out of town' friends that would never show up.... have your fake wedding in Africa or Australia... where they would never go, and hope for them sending the gift via mail. Towels would just 'show up' at your door.

Then, a few months later, have a fake divorce. :laugh: