Manly vs Metro, Femme vs Butch

CinJay

Femme:

1. I have more girly-smelling lotions and bath gels than one person should own
2. I cry... a lot...
3. I own pink boxing gloves
4. I scream like a chick when I see spiders, even the wee ones
5. I MUST have chocolate "once a month" or someone will get hurt!
6. I love Rom-Coms

Butch:

1. I have my own workshop (silversmith) and my hands are usually dirty from it
2. Don't give me no girly drinks... I'll have a Smithwicks or Guinness... and lots of it!
3. I LOVE American muscle cars and hope to some day restore a 1970's Challenger... Rrrr Rrrr!
4. I can fire a gun AND hit the target... and I like it!
5. I love to watch hockey and Football (as in Soccer, not that other one) and will yell at the TV, swearing like a sailor!
6. My farts make my husband cry

yesthistime

FEMME:

1. Pink is the new black.
2. Standing appointments at the nail shop.
3. Scream and run when I see bugs.
4. Sing soprano.
5. Team Jacob.

BUTCH:

1. Can't STAND my hair long.
2. Feel like "Mrs. Doubtfire" in girly clothes.
3. Heather grey is the new pink.
4. Even chapstick feels too glamorous on most days.
5. I kind of want to BE Jacob, rather than date him.

tmlandis

I'm totally new to these boards but this made me laugh a lot! Thanks for the giggles!

Femme:
1. I like pink
2. I get my nails done twice a month
3. I like big hair (I live in Texas, it's required)
4. I have a shoe problem...serious shoe problem
5. I like bling, the more jewelry and sparkles and stuff, the better

Butch:
1. I was in the Army for 11 years so I can shoot a rifle better than some men
2. I also grew up in Wyoming, I like to camp, fish and hunt
3. I like MEAT, meat wrapped in other meat is a perfect combination
4. I can belch so awesomely it makes my Mom mad cause she's a southern belle and ladies don't do that!
5. I curse like a sailor sometimes, it's an old Army habit

tmarie2715

List 5 each.

I am all that is man:

1: I can operate heavy equipment.
2: I've fought in cage fights.
3: One of my previous careers was a Fire Fighter
4: My previous vehicle was a lifted, black and chrome Jeep Wrangler with humungous wheels. It was badass.
5: I can go days without showering or shaving and I don't care.

A little femmy sometimes:

1: I once did aerobics in my living room dressed in spandex while listening to Maddona.
2: I cry in movies.
3: I have watched a full season of Project Runway.
4: I do clay face masks and put cucumber slices on my eyes.
5: I can't build anything from scratch and botch most repair jobs.

Your turn!

Manly:
1) I lift weights (does that count?)
2) I thrive on competition
3) I love camping
4) I can gut a fish (and don't mind it, since I really like fishing and eating the fish)
5) I can drive a stick shift

Girly:
1) I LOVE makeup / hair products and tools. It is a deep and sick obsession.
2) I love fashion and trends
3) I know what is going on in the lives of celebrities, as bane and annoying as I know it makes me
4) My hair is not its natural color
5) I consider myself a darn good cook, and especially love tweaking things to make them more healthy and cooking from Cooking Light

tmoyer1209

FEMME:

I have too many clothes to fit in a closet and two dressers
I hate if my toenails aren't painted
I have too many shower products to fit in the shower
I LOVE to cook and bake
I LOVE chocolate anything!!

MANLY
I yell at the tv during Football season, frequently
Bacon IS a food group
I LOVE weight lifting
I refuse to watch any movie or read any book related to Nicholas Sparks
I love Hunting, Fishing, and shooting guns

mle_k

this is fun!

Femme:
1. There are no less than 100 decorative pillows in my house (I LOVE pillows)
2. I love shoes... *addicted to shoes* <-- and bags!
3. I could spend an entire day shopping...
4. Interior design blogs make me weak in the knees (I took this from another poster... so true!)
5. I strut down the hall like it is a catwalk... even in my boyfriends jeans... :laugh:

Manly:
1. I am bad *kitten* with power tools - I can frame up a room and shingle your roof (and have done it)
2. I love football, basketball and baseball... (both watching and playing)
3. I have a wicked right hook... don;t mess with me
4. I work on my own car
5. I love to get dirty.... (talking dirt here people... get your mind out of the gutter)... :smokin:

10_M

Femme
1. I love shopping, especially for shoes!
2. I love painting my nails.
3. I cry every time I watch Titanic.
4. My favourite colour is purple.
5. Babies, puppies and kittie are irresistable.

Butch
1. I go to the gym more then any man I know.
2. I like hiking in the woods.
3. I love sick twisted horror films
4. I used to be a mixed martial artist, and love UFC!
5. I listen in metal XD

jcstanton

Okay, I'll play.

Femme:

1. I enjoy getting dressed up and looking "girly" on occasion.
2. I enjoy arts and crafts like scrapbooking, jewelry making, etc...
3. My favorite color is any shade of purple.
4. My favorite book series is Love Comes Softly by Janette Oke.
5. I like a good "chick flick" just as much as the next girl, but...

Butch:

1. ...I'll take an action flick over a romantic comedy any day of the week. FYI, Jason Statham and Jet Li are my favs.
2. I grew up with three brothers. I learned early on to either "put up, or shut up". When I fight, there is no hair pulling, eye scratching, etc... from me. I punch, kick, flip my opponent, and I've even been known to head butt if the occasion calls for it.
3. I'd rather be out on the field PLAYING the game with the boys (football, soccer, baseball, etc...), than standing on the sidelines cheering for the guy with the cutest butt.
4. I love sports in general, but FOOTBALL is by far my favorite.
5. I love classic American muscle cars. My dream car is a Dodge Charger.

sirtodd

manly:
1. can quote every star wars film.
2. have driven over 120 mph on the autobahn
3. put off going to the hospital for over 2 weeks ( with a shattered knuckle)
4. can rhyme off random sports statistics from the last 20 years
5. BACON

Femme:
1. watched oprah on a regular basis
2. cook 99% of the time... i love it
3. i know how to knit... thanks grandma!
4. still cry at movies
5. loving wedding planning ( with my fiance of course)

RubyMoonwlf

Femme:

1-My version of "dressing up" is emo girl with eyeliner
2- I cross stitch and knit (but I don't do cutesy stuff, all complex and masterpieces only)
3- Obvious physical characteristics including necessity of a bra on a daily basis
4- Attraction to Daniel Radcliffe, Robert Downey Jr., and Jude law
5- Obsessive pride in how pretty my feet are.

Butch:

1- Dress like a butch with short hair
2- Always dominate no matter where or who's watching
3- I wear boxers
4- I walk with swagger
5- I wear guy colognes

MUByM

Femme:

--I LOVE makeup with a passion.
--I have a blog dedicated to the beauty world.
--Most of my shirts/blouses are either pink, hot pink, black, purple or any other girly color.
--I will take 3 hours to curl my whole hair and I don't care. As long as it looks nice then it doesn't matter!
--I cry at everything sad on TV.

Butch:
--Every other word that comes out of my mouth is a cuss word.
--I fart all the time.
--I scratch my *kitten*.
--I will knock someone out. I don't care who you are or how big you are.
--I love racing!! Think because I'm a girl that I can't whoop some *kitten*? Think again.

janessac

Femme:

1) I practically live in high heels
2) I love pearls (and diamonds, gold, etc) and wear them all the time
3) I talk super girly (ie: omggggg, soooo cuteeeee)
4) I'm always right. Or at least I think/act like I am. Especially when pms'ing. Your argument is invalid!
5) I refuse to leave the house unless I look good- makeup, hair done, cute outfit, etc.

Butch:

1) I hate all small dogs. I want to kick them. Go big or go home! German shepherds, huskies, rottis, great danes, etc.
2) You know that rowdy person at a bar who starts fights with everyone and gets kicked out for brawling? Ya that's me.
3) My idea of a 'chill' night is drinking beer, eating wings, playing xbox and watching action movies
4) Shopping is a current form of torture.
5) Salmon is not a colour, it is a fish. Peach is not a colour, it is a fruit. Pink IS a colour.

beckie4442

Femme:
1. I like looking nice....but don't have the clothes.
2. I always wear mascara when I leave the house.... I look ill if I don't.
3. I collect fairie figurines.
4. The best colour in the world is PURPLE.
5. I like to be warm.
6. I like to cook and hold dinner parties.

Manly:
1. I sweat like a pig and have to use 2 deodorants every day.
2. I fart alot, loudly and smelly.
3. I layed all my laminate flooring, and my mums x2 and my friends x2.
4. I designed and built my own leanto green house.
5. I can handle power tools.
6. I live in flat shoes. I prefer my feet unmashed.
7. I prefer action/ thriller movies, though my favorite is Star wars, the first 3 made.
8. Most people in England Including me drive a manual rather than an automatic.
9. I swear quite a bit.
10. I was really chuffed that I got a mans hoodie for valentines day. :happy:
11. I can change a flat tyre.
12. I HATE cleaning ( I cleaned my windows when I moved in, that was nearly 15 years ago ) :noway:
13. I'm having a go at lifting heavy weights.
14. I love looking at hot women. ( and hot blokes too ) :smokin:
15. I prefer hanging out with men, I find talking about hair/nails/shoes/gossip/fashion boring and I rather poke my eyes out with hot needles.

Gosh the list could be endless!!!!

felice03

femme:
1) cry at everything
2) LOVE shoes
3) love to snuggle
4) love to cook
5) love bubble baths

Butch:
1) I hate cleaning
2) curse like a sailor
3) tequllia...no training wheels or chasers
4) love playing in the dirt
5) love fishing/camping

KimmieBrie

Femme:

1) I do my hair and makeup all girly, wear dresses and skirts
2) I love a great pedicure
3) I love jewlery and accessories
4) Love a good bottle of wine and a foodie meal
5) My skin is super soft

Butch:

1) I don't like gossip or the phone - call with a plan and then hang up please.
2) I like playing sports better than shopping
3) I can swear like a truck driver
4) I have my own tools and can change a flat no problem
5) Sundays are for drinking beer, watching (and actually understanding) football

hsmithway

These are great!

Femme:

1. OMG PONIES!
2. Shoes. Dozens of pairs of shoes. Thank goodness I have freakishly short and wide feet so it's hard for me to find shoes that fit, otherwise I'd have a lot more.
3. Crafts. I like to knit, bead, make jewelry and mosaics.
4. Cooking is fun!
5. I love to garden wearing funny hats.
6. I own facial moisturizer.

Butch:

1. I used to be an aviation structural mechanic (hydraulics) in the Navy, working on F/A-18 Hornets.
2. I'm good with cars. Once my '87 Dodge Raider died on the side of the road, and a cop stopped to see if I needed any help. He was very helpful - he held my flashlight while I fixed it. :laugh:
3. Getting grimy, muddy, and sweaty feels like a job well done. In fact, I don't think I've ever had a job that involved me coming home clean.
4. I like dirty jokes, filthy limericks, and bathroom humor.
5. I can't understand why Hollywood keeps trying to stuff romance into otherwise perfectly good action movies.
6. My favorite drink is beer, followed by whiskey, and I can't stand fruity mixed drinks or wine coolers.

aamclll

Femme:
Love perfume and most room diffusers
Shopping is not a problem, rather an ability which I exercise frequently
Dogs and babies distract me during all "people watching" sessions
Can write and voice my feelings equally well
I do the one-handed dancing/drinking finger point on the dance floor at country bars

Butch:
Can drive a tractor
Worked as a (blueberry) farm slave for my parents in the summers
Try not to dirty dishes and thus use the same plate/cup for many meals
Handy
Like golf

Fat_Bottomed_Girl

Towels. I'm a sucker for a good towel. I have thought about getting married, JUST so that I could register for some towels that I would never splurge on myself!

Register anyways, and send a link to your 'out of town' friends that would never show up.... have your fake wedding in Africa or Australia... where they would never go, and hope for them sending the gift via mail. Towels would just 'show up' at your door.

Then, a few months later, have a fake divorce. :laugh:

Hell, I can just get married HERE and have no one show up!