Manly vs Metro, Femme vs Butch

plushkitten

Femme:

I cry at the drop of that hat at very simple and beautiful things.
I can perform one hell of a strip tease.
I am obsessed with platform pump heels.
I love to take care of my man...in all aspects ;D

Butch:

I don't wear makeup all the time because I'm not really concerned about what others think.
I like to enjoy my self with a man and move on with the rest of the day (no strings attached) or fall asleep right after
I can tell you how anything mechanical works.
I LOVE beer. And HATE mixed drinks.

LaVieEnRaw

Femme:

1. I can flash you a look that'll have you in bed within seconds.
2. I love spending time in the kitchen.
3. Chest hair and facial hair happen to be my weakness
4. I wear heels whenever possible
5. I go to great lengths to give my hair that straight-out-of-bed look

Butch:

1. I love being outdoors because it's an excuse to get dirty
2. I play far too many video games
3. If it's Sci-Fi, superhero, action-packed, or involves bionic limbs, I've probably seen it.
4. I really enjoy having my back scratched
5. If I could, I would join the marine corps!

chezmoss

Femme
I have beautiful long hair, long eyelashes and manicured nails
I wear make up all the time, even to work out and ride my bike. I like to at least start out looking feminine. I don’t go anywhere without a lip gloss
Love dresses, especially ones that show off my curves
I love heels
Like anything that sparkles, especially diamonds.

Butch
I like fast cars and watch Top Gear
I can read maps.
Like a gadget.
Like to get sweating when I exercise.
Don’t like to admit when I’m wrong!

StrongandTender

Count me in!

Femme:

1. I love shoes. Flat shoes, mid heels, high heels, boots . . .
2. The swishy feel of skirts and dresses is sexy.
3. I squeal when excited.
4. I wait for people to open doors for me.
5. I've been known to cry at commercials.

and

Butch:

1. I have my own toolbox. My first power tool was when I was 15 - a Makita screwgun.
2. I tell it like I see it. Life is too short to beat around bushes.
3. I curse like a sailor.
4. I drip sweat when I work out.
5. I belch. I score them.

adriana_hackney

haha...this is hilarious!!

Femme:
-Chick flicks make me happy, even though I tend to cry
-I own more perfumes and lotion than can be used in a year
-I have an addiction to purses and sunglasses
-I believe in romance and I read books about it
-Pink no explanation needed

Not so femme:
-I do not wear make up...EVER
-Denim is my favorite fabric
-I LOVE sports. Always have, Always will. Go Steelers.
-I have a weakness for FAST cars...especially Mustangs. 1967 shelby to be exact.
-Getting dirty does not bother me at all

seekingthepatienceofjob

Femme:

1. I love anything with sparkles
2. I like clothes and shoes
3. I cry in movies
4. I write about how I feel
5. I love my hair

Butch:

1. I play video games
2. My idea of fun is to chill at my house and watch horror movies with friends
3. I tell it like it is, even if it costs a fam/friend to be upset with me
4. I read and watch sci-fi
5. I do not take an hour to get ready in the mornings. At most, 20 minutes.

stephanielindley422

Femme

1. My favorite job is cooking for my family
2. I love sunflowers
3. Nothing makes me feel better than a nice pair of heels
4. I'm a bit crafty
5. I cry. alot. At everything.

Butch
1. My hair is rarely out of a pony tail
2. I love "man chores." My favorite is cutting grass. With a push mower.
3. I rather be camping anyday
4. I HATE to shop. I don't even like grocery shopping
5. I fart in my husband's direction. And laugh like hell when he smells it.

CouchSpud

Femme
1. I have a cupboard full of expensive toiletries
2. I like to dress up
3. Shoes shoes shoes
4. Bags bags bags
5. I cried watching bambi

Butch
1. I can change a car tyre
2. I drive like a bloke (apparently I am far to speedy and aggressive)
3. I mosh like a psycho
4. I pack a punch
5. I love my worn out pair of steel caped boots

Sunshine_Girlie

Femme:

1.) I like dressing up.
2.) I doodle.
3.) I like getting my hair done and getting pedicures.
4.) Chick-flicks. That says it all.
5.) Baking really is a stress reliever.

Butch:

1.) I can shuck my own oysters and eat them right off the shell.
2.) Adam Sandler is my favorite actor.
3.) I'd rather go-kart on a date than watch a movie.
4.) I don't wear much make up at all. Lipgloss and eye shadow is the max.
5.) Boxers are my pajamas of choice.

KaleidoscopeEyes1056

Manly:

1. I LOVE boobs
2. I love Thrash Metal. Or any other sub genre of Metal that feels like an injection of pure testosterone. My boyfriend and I were discussing this when we were watching Metal Evolution, because the topic was "girlfriend-friendly" bands, and none of them were me-friendly. I hate girlfriend-friendly bands because it's like watered-down Metal. This includes Glam Metals and most ballads.
3. I like Rush. Suggested Rush to a female friend once and her reply was "Do they have any ballads?" (back to the ballads, my most hated type of song in Rock) I almost laughed at her and then I realized that was a serious question.
4. I can out-burp my boyfriend any day.
5. I curse like a man and I'm not afraid to be vulgar.

Womanly:

1. I hate worms
2. I have boobs (which I play with often)
3. I like Cher
4. I take great care of hair and I am willing to spend hours on it
5. I like purple.

It was actually quite a bit more difficult to think of 5 ways in which I'm womanly. :laugh:

ETA: I'm fine with any other type of bugs, but worms are really gross, so I don' like them.

tnvolsfan74

Femme:
1. Playing with make up and hair is fun and a mani/pedi always makes me happy.
2. I swoon over babies.
3. I cry at movies frequently (I can't bring myself to watch the last Harry Potter movie because of that).
4. I have a severe addiction to purses.
5. I enjoy hand-written notes.

Butch:
1. I know my way around a tool box and am not afraid to use power tools.
2. I do all the small home repairs (changing light fixtures, putting things together, installing ceiling fans, etc.)
3. I have used a chain saw on more than one occasion and I know how to split firewood.
4. I hate the color pink, but I love fishing, football, getting muddy, and camping.
5. I will kick your butt at Call of Duty Modern Warfare or Black Ops! I could play video games for hours.

PunkyRachel

Femme:

1. I love to get dressed up and wear skirts and dresses, all year round
2. I love colored tights!
3. I love cute, and colorful sandals and flats
4. I will scream like a sissy girl at the sight of a spider.
5. I am very emotional, and cry easily

Butch:

1. I hate make-up
2. I have won burbing contest with the guys
3. I hate jeans
4. don't really care for chocolate
5. I hate silhouettes and heels

ElementalEscapee

Femme:
1. I wear eyeliner all day erry day, but I almost never apply actual makeup...for the skin, you know. Foundation and whatnot, lol (this is from the person who had to ask my freshman science teacher what the hell a "perm" was...it was on my chemical reactions test...everyone in the room stared at me since the teacher felt the need to speak in a loud voice...still don't know what it is haha).
2. Uhh write poetry....and I read? I can't pick out very femme features to be honest so I'll just say whatever from here on out. Does it matter that I read books like Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter? I like blue and black...uh...and a nice shade of crimson.
3. I love movies...but not chick flicks...I've never watched the Notebook or movies like that...uh, crap, lol. I use a lot of emoticons when texting xD Sometimes I'm a Grammar Nazi...I love acting.
4. I sometimes cry randomly, like at a commercial or whenever anyone dies in a movie. Sometimes I think about someone close to me dying or myself dying and I weep like a b i t c h lol.
5. I love art and drawing, apparently I have a habit of biting my lip when I'm thinking or nervous...in a way that's usually reserved for girls trying to appear sexy~ ha

I honestly can't think of femme things right now...I'll probably know right after I post this haha. XD

Butch:
1. I grew up on a farm, I was always outside exploring nature and going in the swamps on my property with my dog, and also I never played with Barbie dolls...I love my Hot Wheels and badass remote control Jeeps...I'm the kid who looks around for critters like bugs and snakes with the boys and scare girls with them.
2. I've never worn a skirt. You read that right. And I've only worn a dress a couple times in my life. I go to school wearing skate shoes/Converse high tops, plaid, a band shirt, and a plaid/Zumiez jacket. Also, I LOATHE pink. Ugh. *shudder* Oh and high heels? Just no, never tried them. My hair is fairly short as well. Never had a manicure/pedicure either.
3. I have a well instead of city water so I grew up with one bath per week...and even today I go a few days without showering...beat you there, buddy boy. Also I wear Axe deodorant...hey, the women's stuff just does NOT work, okay? Oh and sometimes I use men's shampoo...and occasionally borrow my bro's cologne...............hey, wtf, he doesn't use it xDDD
4. I have played soccer for a decade since I was 5 years old. I am currently getting into skateboarding...I also play video games like Zelda and Assassin's Creed. I love sci-fi, horror movies, and Star Wars...enough said. In addition, I take around 10 minutes to get ready to go out...
5. I walk on the outside of the sidewalk so that my friend/s are on the inside, a courtesy usually taken up by a guy (kind of stupid, since if a car was to swerve to the sidewalk we'd all be screwed, but whatevs), and I lend girls my jacket if they're complaining about how cold it is, because I'm very considerate....LOL jk I just want them to shut up. :P I also listen to Metal/dubstep, HATE rap/pop in general, hate Bieber, like 'man-chores', would go out and roast food over an open fire over trying to get the stove to work, and swear quite a bit...my guy friends always call me 'dude' and I hate it when some people try to correct them/themselves and say 'dudette' instead or 'heroine' instead of hero...ugh.

Sorry for the extensive length of this reply xD

WandaVonDunajew

Femme
1. Nailpolish, tinted moisturizer, eyebrow pencil and mascara are needed AT ALL TIMES
2. Humongous high heel collection
3. Love too cook (even have a food blog- not safe for MFP though:bigsmile: )
4. I have very long hair that I care for with abandon
5. I just love pink and unicorns!and puppies and kittens, oh and little hedgehogs and I talk to them in baby-talk squeaky voices "does a little ballet move and sparkles from head to toe"

Butch
1. Swear like a mofo (when needed)
2. I like to do ANY sports where men are more involved (snowboard, rock climb, downhill biking)
3. Hate babies
4. Tend to wear a lot of mens clothes
5. I have a "man's" job ("eyeroll")

jennp1129

So fun... I'm in

Femme:
1. I need a pedicure on a regular basis (always need soft pretty lady feet)
2. I wear eye cream every night
3. Nothing makes me feel sexier than a pair of 5" heals
4. I don't burp (I've tried... Just can't do it.)
5. I love to bake

Butcher:
1. I can check my oil and change a tire
2. I can weld
3. I know home depot layout better than most department stores
4. I think girls have tons of unnecessary drama
5. I love guy comedies (hangover, step brothers, exc)

StevLL

Metro;
1. I have Moobs. (everyones right they are the first to go!) :-)
2. I bake
3. I sing show tunes
4. I had to impersonate Mae west once.
5. I know how to sew

Manly;
1. I drive a truck, tractor, horse and can fix them all
2. I can repair almost anything
3. Still open doors and believe chivalry is not dead just dormant
4. have no fashion sense
5. Can't tell the difference between a day fragrance and an evening one. (who knew they had shifts?)

CoryIda

Femme:

1. I love to wear dresses and heels
2. I love makeup
3. I paint my toenails pink or red
4. I like romantic movies (only of the comedy variety)
5. I read fluffy romance novels

Butch:

1. I love getting dirty - mud, grease, whatever - and I love to break and build stuff
2. I hate asking for directions or reading directions - I'd rather just figure it out myself.
3. I prefer steak and potatoes over fancy fluffy foo-foo foods and cheap beer over fine wine.
4. I hate shopping. Seriously one of my absolute least favorite things on the planet. I'd rather eat glass.
5. Potty humor is hilarious. Period.

CharityPearce

bump

Elf_Princess1210

Femme

1. I love make up, mani-pedi, dressing up
2. I scream at bugs, spiders, or anything remotely gross ( bug wise)
3. I cry when I'm angry, stressed, happy
4. Jewelry and shoes; need I say more?
5. I love babies
6. I keep my hair between waist and butt length
7. Hair accessories are fun!
8. I am hopelessly attracted to men!

Butch
1. I have a temper
2. I can out fight a man when necessary
3. I am able to fix anything
4. I love math, science, and logic games
6. I am a logical thinker and ignore my emotions when making decisions.
7. I prefer the company of men because women are too catty.
8. Little scares me.
9. Glamping is for sissies!
10. Chick flicks make me want to kill something.
11. I like action flicks
12. I love guns, the bigger the better!!!!

99clmsntgr

Manly:
1. I smoke cigars
2. I know how to hawk a loogie and how to blow snot rockets without getting any on me
3. I can drive a stick shift
4. I rewear pants, shorts, socks and shirts. If it smells clean, it's good to go. (not underwear tho)
5. I hold the door open for ladies and people who are older than I am.

I'm a little metro:
1. I use a daily facial scrub
2. I cook dinner most nights
3. Spiders and snakes scare the bajeezus out of me
4. I like Toxic by Britney Spears and Hella Good by No Doubt
5. I've caught myself paying too much attention to the TV while the wife watches stupid girl movies like Twilight or award shows (like what will most likely happen tonite).