Guy Question about workout side effects

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  • Posts: 2,510 Member
    ok at this point i have to ask that all ladies in the thread please stop trying to use sports acronyms.
  • Posts: 987 Member
    Jumping in where I don't belong...

    Any other ladies now desperate to get their SO to the gym after reading this? :blushing:

    YES!
  • Posts: 96 Member
    Clearly the gym is where one should go to pick up.
  • Posts: 1,752 Member
    I know that i get more warm up laps in, I'm in and out of the pit faster and I'm more consistent at the finish line. had to get some Nascar references in...Hey, racing is a sport.
  • Posts: 2,518 Member
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    It's important to oil your mitt, to help break it in.

    LMAO!
  • Posts: 945 Member
    I'm convinced I inherited "him" from some kenyan from a previous life not because of size or color, but stamina. It seems he only wants a 800k race or more and I'm ok with that.

    The most improvement for me has been in two examples I will cite here:

    1) When wearing an HRM, it's amazing how focused you can be on watching that number grow which has a terrific side benefit. I highly recommend trying it

    2) improving my overall shape has positively increased my ability to assume the upward dog position relishing the shoulder burn and the flexibility improvements allow for positions I've been unable to do since that awkward co-ed 6th grade game of Twister which ended abruptly when something popped up on a female friends arm

    Ps. "him"= penis
  • Posts: 1,063 Member
    I have enjoyed playing more games recently as well...however, the wife is still against video replay to review all scoring drives!!! I don't think more gym time is going to change that!!
  • Posts: 336 Member
    Are any guys afraid to score while their girl is in the red zone?
  • Posts: 1,540 Member
    I normally just lay there and pretend to enjoy myself. Now I actually get on top and participate.

    Best. Line. Ever.
  • Posts: 1,540 Member
    Are any guys afraid to score while their girl is in the red zone?

    I find that red zone scoring tends to cause equipment malfunctions. At least for me.
  • Posts: 1,063 Member
    Are any guys afraid to score while their girl is in the red zone?

    that defense has never stopped a scoring drive of mine
  • Posts: 336 Member
    Yeah, I'm not finding a strong red zone defense, its the ability of the offense to put it together to drive it home.
  • Posts: 359 Member
    I have noticed a considerable difference between the over weight me and the shredded me. I am now in full control of the boat! I complete marathon sessions rather than short sprints. I am also surprised at how quickly the reload process takes now. Seems the ammo is limitless as long as there is plenty of water to rehydrate.
  • Posts: 552 Member
    cardio = high pulse, high pulse = lots of blood flow, lots of blood flow = hard/stronger/longer. i.e. girls use this to get your guys to workout and then take advantage!
  • Posts: 465
    Jumping in where I don't belong...

    Any other ladies now desperate to get their SO to the gym after reading this? :blushing:
    Sadly I don't have one right now, but now I know I'm gonna start cruising the gym for the next one.
  • Posts: 4,716 Member
    Are any guys afraid to score while their girl is in the red zone?

    I'm generally not one who's going to push a drive too hard if the defense is heavy in the red zone. Try for a field goal?

    If you find you still need the 7 you can always break out the Terrible Towel.


    DISCLAIMER: Any one actually using an official Terrible Towel in such a fashion is more of a monster than Hitler.
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    I'm generally not one who's going to push a drive too hard if the defense is heavy in the red zone. Try for a field goal?

    If you find you still need the 7 you can always break out the Terrible Towel.


    DISCLAIMER: Any one actually using an official Terrible Towel in such a fashion is more of a monster than Hitler.
    ROTFL, seriously I'm like crying, I'm laughing do hard.
  • Posts: 1,552 Member
    Jumping in where I don't belong...

    Any other ladies now desperate to get their SO to the gym after reading this? :blushing:

    I am just desperate to get a SO after reading this!!!!!! LOL
  • Posts: 7,870 Member
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    ROTFL, seriously I'm like crying, I'm laughing do hard.
    Same here, and I'm at work, so I really SHOULD NOT be laughing at (or even reading) this. Also, I have never been more thankful that the red zone is no longer applicable for me.
  • Posts: 3,755 Member
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    Sadly I don't have one right now, but now I know I'm gonna start cruising the gym for the next one.

    Ditto. Maybe wearing something a little more form-fitting will help with recruiting. :bigsmile:
  • Posts: 160 Member
    This made my day! THANKS!!
  • Posts: 945 Member
    Are any guys afraid to score while their girl is in the red zone?


    Nah, you have to hit the showers after the game anyway.
  • Posts: 1,063 Member
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    I'm generally not one who's going to push a drive too hard if the defense is heavy in the red zone. Try for a field goal?

    If you find you still need the 7 you can always break out the Terrible Towel.


    DISCLAIMER: Any one actually using an official Terrible Towel in such a fashion is more of a monster than Hitler.

    Us guys here in New England thought that was why Terrible Towels were created!!
  • Posts: 159 Member
    Just signed my hubby up for baseball, hockey, basketball, golf, tennis, squash, volley ball, football, soccer and dance (you know what they say about a man who can dance...) :smokin:
  • Posts: 229 Member
    All this thread did was make me realize how long it's been... and got me a little excited while sitting at work! Womp, womp! :wink:
  • Posts: 39 Member
    I have never wanted to hook up with a 'sports fanatic' in particular in my whole life....
    ... until now! =P
  • Posts: 520 Member
    I'm 47. What are these multiple sessions you guys are referring to? Heh. But then the lasting part is no trouble. ;)
  • Posts: 1,540 Member
    I'm 47. What are these multiple sessions you guys are referring to? Heh. But then the lasting part is no trouble. ;)

    Yea, its difficult to do a sprint when your kicks won't stay pumped up.
  • Posts: 2,510 Member
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    Yea, its difficult to do a sprint when your kicks won't stay pumped up.

    did you know that if you use the special blue ones made for older men, your kicks stay pumpped up to run for hours? even when you're done running!
  • Posts: 1,340 Member
    That's it!!!! I am getting him a gym membership for valentines day!!!!!!!!!!!!
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