My husband just grabbed his...

30yearssincebikini
30yearssincebikini Posts: 261
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Yeah, it's what you think! He is talking on the phone with his best friend, and happened to walk toward me, still blabbing, and comes up to me and grabs them and smiles, then keeps going.

Ok, so, guys, tell me, am I supposed to be turned on by this display of...um... heck, I don't even know what to call it!

Gals, does your man do this to you? Or do they "honk" your boobs like Al Bundy?" Are we supposed to get all hot and bothered by this?
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  • UponThisRock
    UponThisRock Posts: 4,519 Member
    He's just joking around, lighten up.

    Boobies are fun.
  • SofaKingRad
    SofaKingRad Posts: 1,592 Member
    Grabbing nuts? When I do it, b!tchez think it's hot.
  • karenjoy
    karenjoy Posts: 1,840 Member
    Good grief, no my Husband does not do that lol He kisses the back of my neck, or sweeps me into his arms and dances me round...no boob honking or crotch grabbing...eww
  • 30yearssincebikini
    30yearssincebikini Posts: 261
    He's just joking around, lighten up.

    Boobies are fun.

    Oh, it doesn't bother me. I am used to it. It's just so silly!
  • 30yearssincebikini
    30yearssincebikini Posts: 261
    Good grief, no my Husband does not do that lol He kisses the back of my neck, or sweeps me into his arms and dances me round...no boob honking or crotch grabbing...eww

    I'm JEA---LOUS!
  • HeidiMightyRawr
    HeidiMightyRawr Posts: 3,343 Member
    He's just messing about - especially if he was on the phone at the time.

    I myself find it hilarious to do stuff like that while my boyfriends in a long phone conversation, especially if he really wants to get out of it, but doesn't want to just say "ok, bye!" and be rude. He finds it funny too but tries not to laugh for obvious reasons :D
  • Cassi_Eats_Apples
    Cassi_Eats_Apples Posts: 235
    Mines comes up behind my and viciously humps my *kitten* :(
  • 30yearssincebikini
    30yearssincebikini Posts: 261
    Mines comes up behind my and viciously humps my *kitten* :(

    Hahaha! Yeah, I get that too!
  • fatty_to_fitty
    fatty_to_fitty Posts: 544 Member
    Good grief, no my Husband does not do that lol He kisses the back of my neck, or sweeps me into his arms and dances me round...no boob honking or crotch grabbing...eww

    *bharf*
  • SinIsIn
    SinIsIn Posts: 1,865 Member
    Mines comes up behind my and viciously humps my *kitten* :(

    This made me giggle...sorry!
  • Cassi_Eats_Apples
    Cassi_Eats_Apples Posts: 235
    Mines comes up behind my and viciously humps my *kitten* :(

    Hahaha! Yeah, I get that too!

    If he wasn't my husband I would slap him how borderline molesting me.
  • Avalonis
    Avalonis Posts: 1,540 Member
    Mines comes up behind my and viciously humps my *kitten* :(

    Guuuuuuuilty ;)
  • fatty_to_fitty
    fatty_to_fitty Posts: 544 Member
    Mines comes up behind my and viciously humps my *kitten* :(

    This and all of the above.

    He thinks we should be close and open I think we need boundaries in our relationship!
  • SinIsIn
    SinIsIn Posts: 1,865 Member
    If we are passing each other in the hallway or whatever, my husband will go for my boobs and I'll go for his crotch. We dont mean anything by it. I don't expect him to get turned on by it and by no means does that mean i want to have sex at that very moment. But it's just something we do to show affection. LOL

    He will also come up to me from behind while I'm washing dishes or cooking and dry hump me... LOL. You men are funny.
  • Elizabeth_C34
    Elizabeth_C34 Posts: 6,376 Member
    Every man grabs his nuts periodically. It's what they do.

    My husband humps my *kitten* and grabs my boobs from behind often.
  • p0pr0cksnc0ke
    p0pr0cksnc0ke Posts: 1,283 Member
    Mines comes up behind my and viciously humps my *kitten* :(

    yep.
    And will make random weiner thrusting moves at me... grabs my boobs anytime he can get a chance.
    Annoying sometimes.. but hey, could be worse.. If your spouse NEVER flirted/played/touched you.. you would wonder wtf was up then. :wink:
  • serendipity22
    serendipity22 Posts: 248 Member
    Maybe he was just checking to make sure they were still there.
  • dinosnopro
    dinosnopro Posts: 2,177 Member
    I like to do this thing I call the bat wing
  • SinIsIn
    SinIsIn Posts: 1,865 Member
    I like to do this thing I call the bat wing

    LMAO!!!!!
  • Elizabeth_C34
    Elizabeth_C34 Posts: 6,376 Member
    I like to do this thing I call the bat wing

    HA!
  • lilRicki
    lilRicki Posts: 4,555 Member
    All the freakin' time...I can't walk past him or be in the same room as him without him grabbing something. He thinks it's funny. I tell him to quit and he thinks it's even funnier. I'd be worried if he stopped groping me every chance he got. At least he finds me attractive.
  • NiciS72
    NiciS72 Posts: 1,043 Member
    Nope, I DO IT!!!!! Seriously though we can't do much as the morality police start barking (we have two Shelties). We do get our little grabs in though on the sly!
  • BellydanceBliss
    BellydanceBliss Posts: 330
    Mines comes up behind my and viciously humps my *kitten* :(

    Hahaha! Yeah, I get that too!
  • SlimSammy2012
    SlimSammy2012 Posts: 893
    If you had a pair you would do similar things with them as well! LOL I mean they are just there like Christmas Ornaments! Betcha you'll never think of Christmas ornaments the same way again for the rest of your life!!!! LOL
  • BellydanceBliss
    BellydanceBliss Posts: 330
    Mines comes up behind my and viciously humps my *kitten* :(

    Hahaha! Yeah, I get that too!

    damnit sorry about that lol....Mine doesnt do things liek that i wish he did. lol thats too funny
  • Justjoshin
    Justjoshin Posts: 999 Member
    He's your husband, wouldn't it be safe to say you know him better than we do?
  • livinginwoods
    livinginwoods Posts: 562 Member
    Yep my husband does that all the time and likes to walk up and air hump my butt and grab my boobs and so on and so on. It can be annoying sometimes but better than no attention at all.......

    And I also will walk up and grab him or his butt too so it goes both ways. :bigsmile:
  • CVAB
    CVAB Posts: 56 Member
    LOL some girls are so up tight. Its a good laugh.
    I smack my bf's *kitten* when his not looking.
    He'll give the girls a squeeze for no good reason.
  • hedgiie
    hedgiie Posts: 1,226 Member
    men love boobs
  • songbyrdsweet
    songbyrdsweet Posts: 5,691 Member
    If it makes you uncomfortable just tell him. Mine has given me some odd pokes at weird times and if I don't like it, he doesn't do it again. That being said we have plenty of fun groping each other while one is on the phone trying to keep a straight face. :laugh:

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