My husband just grabbed his...
30yearssincebikini
Posts: 261
Yeah, it's what you think! He is talking on the phone with his best friend, and happened to walk toward me, still blabbing, and comes up to me and grabs them and smiles, then keeps going.
Ok, so, guys, tell me, am I supposed to be turned on by this display of...um... heck, I don't even know what to call it!
Gals, does your man do this to you? Or do they "honk" your boobs like Al Bundy?" Are we supposed to get all hot and bothered by this?
Ok, so, guys, tell me, am I supposed to be turned on by this display of...um... heck, I don't even know what to call it!
Gals, does your man do this to you? Or do they "honk" your boobs like Al Bundy?" Are we supposed to get all hot and bothered by this?
0
Replies
-
He's just joking around, lighten up.
Boobies are fun.0 -
Grabbing nuts? When I do it, b!tchez think it's hot.0
-
Good grief, no my Husband does not do that lol He kisses the back of my neck, or sweeps me into his arms and dances me round...no boob honking or crotch grabbing...eww0
-
He's just joking around, lighten up.
Boobies are fun.
Oh, it doesn't bother me. I am used to it. It's just so silly!0 -
Good grief, no my Husband does not do that lol He kisses the back of my neck, or sweeps me into his arms and dances me round...no boob honking or crotch grabbing...eww
I'm JEA---LOUS!0 -
He's just messing about - especially if he was on the phone at the time.
I myself find it hilarious to do stuff like that while my boyfriends in a long phone conversation, especially if he really wants to get out of it, but doesn't want to just say "ok, bye!" and be rude. He finds it funny too but tries not to laugh for obvious reasons
0 -
Mines comes up behind my and viciously humps my *kitten*
0 -
Mines comes up behind my and viciously humps my *kitten*
Hahaha! Yeah, I get that too!0 -
Good grief, no my Husband does not do that lol He kisses the back of my neck, or sweeps me into his arms and dances me round...no boob honking or crotch grabbing...eww
*bharf*0 -
Mines comes up behind my and viciously humps my *kitten*
This made me giggle...sorry!0 -
Mines comes up behind my and viciously humps my *kitten*
Hahaha! Yeah, I get that too!
If he wasn't my husband I would slap him how borderline molesting me.0 -
Mines comes up behind my and viciously humps my *kitten*
Guuuuuuuilty
0 -
Mines comes up behind my and viciously humps my *kitten*
This and all of the above.
He thinks we should be close and open I think we need boundaries in our relationship!0 -
If we are passing each other in the hallway or whatever, my husband will go for my boobs and I'll go for his crotch. We dont mean anything by it. I don't expect him to get turned on by it and by no means does that mean i want to have sex at that very moment. But it's just something we do to show affection. LOL
He will also come up to me from behind while I'm washing dishes or cooking and dry hump me... LOL. You men are funny.0 -
Every man grabs his nuts periodically. It's what they do.
My husband humps my *kitten* and grabs my boobs from behind often.0 -
Mines comes up behind my and viciously humps my *kitten*
yep.
And will make random weiner thrusting moves at me... grabs my boobs anytime he can get a chance.
Annoying sometimes.. but hey, could be worse.. If your spouse NEVER flirted/played/touched you.. you would wonder wtf was up then. 0 -
Maybe he was just checking to make sure they were still there.0
-
I like to do this thing I call the bat wing0
-
I like to do this thing I call the bat wing
LMAO!!!!!0 -
I like to do this thing I call the bat wing
HA!0 -
All the freakin' time...I can't walk past him or be in the same room as him without him grabbing something. He thinks it's funny. I tell him to quit and he thinks it's even funnier. I'd be worried if he stopped groping me every chance he got. At least he finds me attractive.0
-
Nope, I DO IT!!!!! Seriously though we can't do much as the morality police start barking (we have two Shelties). We do get our little grabs in though on the sly!0
-
Mines comes up behind my and viciously humps my *kitten*
Hahaha! Yeah, I get that too!0 -
If you had a pair you would do similar things with them as well! LOL I mean they are just there like Christmas Ornaments! Betcha you'll never think of Christmas ornaments the same way again for the rest of your life!!!! LOL0
-
Mines comes up behind my and viciously humps my *kitten*
Hahaha! Yeah, I get that too!
damnit sorry about that lol....Mine doesnt do things liek that i wish he did. lol thats too funny0 -
He's your husband, wouldn't it be safe to say you know him better than we do?0
-
Yep my husband does that all the time and likes to walk up and air hump my butt and grab my boobs and so on and so on. It can be annoying sometimes but better than no attention at all.......
And I also will walk up and grab him or his butt too so it goes both ways. :bigsmile:0 -
LOL some girls are so up tight. Its a good laugh.
I smack my bf's *kitten* when his not looking.
He'll give the girls a squeeze for no good reason.0 -
men love boobs0
-
If it makes you uncomfortable just tell him. Mine has given me some odd pokes at weird times and if I don't like it, he doesn't do it again. That being said we have plenty of fun groping each other while one is on the phone trying to keep a straight face. :laugh:0
This discussion has been closed.
Categories
- All Categories
- 1.4M Health, Wellness and Goals
- 393.4K Introduce Yourself
- 43.8K Getting Started
- 260.2K Health and Weight Loss
- 175.9K Food and Nutrition
- 47.4K Recipes
- 232.5K Fitness and Exercise
- 427 Sleep, Mindfulness and Overall Wellness
- 6.5K Goal: Maintaining Weight
- 8.5K Goal: Gaining Weight and Body Building
- 153K Motivation and Support
- 8K Challenges
- 1.3K Debate Club
- 96.3K Chit-Chat
- 2.5K Fun and Games
- 3.7K MyFitnessPal Information
- 24 News and Announcements
- 1.1K Feature Suggestions and Ideas
- 2.6K MyFitnessPal Tech Support Questions