My husband just grabbed his...

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  • betaleonis
    betaleonis Posts: 176 Member
    Mines comes up behind my and viciously humps my *kitten* :(

    This made me giggle...sorry!

    mee tooo
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
    Good grief, no my Husband does not do that lol He kisses the back of my neck, or sweeps me into his arms and dances me round...no boob honking or crotch grabbing...eww
    My only thought was 2 words...striiiiiiictly miiiisonary

    When my girlfriend is standing next to me, sometimes her boobs brush up against my arm. I immediately lean back a little and move back and forth a couple more times for good measure.
  • IronmanPanda
    IronmanPanda Posts: 2,083 Member
    Reading some of these responses makes me feel really sad for the people who seem to be so uptight they can't even goof around with their SO.

    Those must be some really fun relationships...
  • For_the_Last_Time
    For_the_Last_Time Posts: 136 Member
    Proper response is to reach into your shirt and start adjusting the breasts.


    Or go grab it for him.
  • thcri
    thcri Posts: 459 Member
    Next time he is on the phone why don't you grab them for him. You never know you just might shock him.
  • bethvandenberg
    bethvandenberg Posts: 1,496 Member
    my man does that stuff to me when I'm on the phone. Dork. I think they think everyone should be wanting to grab their junk all the time. It's a dude thing I'm sure.
  • PlunderBunneh
    PlunderBunneh Posts: 1,705 Member
    Another vote for just being silly with ya.

    If Husband doesn't grab my tushy at least once while I'm cooking dinner, I get worried.
  • EmpressOfJudgment
    EmpressOfJudgment Posts: 1,162 Member
    Yep. It's playful and fun. Grabs, flicks, and twists. All that. Sometimes I'll give him a quick grab at a place like the grocery store for a good laugh.
  • nikkilou1978
    nikkilou1978 Posts: 146 Member
    I like to do this thing I call the bat wing


    There is a reason chicks don't do that. "It looks so angry" LOL
  • JennieAL
    JennieAL Posts: 1,726 Member
    I like to do things like this while he's on the phone with his mom... LOL. It's my little way of getting him back for allowing the MIL to call us.... EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. OF. OUR. LIVES. Love that woman...
  • 30yearssincebikini
    30yearssincebikini Posts: 261
    Constantly. I used to think he'd grow out if it, but he hasn't. Maybe when we are in our 40's.

    Haha! We are in our forties, it never seems to get old!

    You all have some pretty hilarious answers! I like the one about stealth creeping! Glad to know my husband isn't strange!
  • jmatney79
    jmatney79 Posts: 80
    I have a rule!
    If the bra is on they are off limits. If the bra is off they are all his!
  • TUBSjoshuadaniel
    TUBSjoshuadaniel Posts: 2
    I was so happy to read ur posts and how U feel good about it. Well I dont as every time I try anything intimate I am elbowed on my ribs and keep away for months. But being a persistant persont I eventually try it again with the same results. I wish I know how it feels to be liked for being playful?
  • KatieCuth
    KatieCuth Posts: 569 Member
    Mines comes up behind my and viciously humps my *kitten* :(

    I was going to say no to original question LOL!

    but mine does this...
  • chachita7
    chachita7 Posts: 996 Member
    Sorry but all I can do is laugh... that is funny as heck!!! He is just playing with ya - sorta "hi there baby, this is all yours" or "Look what I got for you for later" LOL -- take it as it is, simply play, keep it fresh go along - from time to time it can be very fun to do so :)
  • MamaChunk
    MamaChunk Posts: 46 Member
    Good grief, no my Husband does not do that lol He kisses the back of my neck, or sweeps me into his arms and dances me round...no boob honking or crotch grabbing...eww

    I'm JEA---LOUS!

    Me too.
  • bipandora
    bipandora Posts: 19
    That's hilarious! Mine knows better... I have a 12" iron skillet with his name on it if he decided to get stupid. ;)
  • mikonei
    mikonei Posts: 291 Member
    I agree that it's all in cute fun. There's a lot of honking, smacking, quick grabs and bites that go on throughout the day at my house, and it goes both ways. I would be worried if the honking stopped. lol
  • sarahp86
    sarahp86 Posts: 692 Member
    If my boyfriend is watching tv and I'm sitting beside him on the couch I'll take my boobs out to see how long it takes him to notice. I'll eventually see his boob radar go off and he'll look sideways at me.

    I also moon him when he's on the phone and I dry hump him or make suggestive gestures to make him laugh (normally works)

    . He grabs my bum all the time when we're out in public and thinks its hilarious when I give out to him.
  • fj211
    fj211 Posts: 95
    Yeah, my husband is pretty obnoxious about grabbing me all the time. Then he saw "Eastbound and Down" and got this obnoxious quote from Kenny Powers that he uses all the time :

    "There is one vision that gives me constant happiness----your two enormous breasts.”

    He thinks it's romantic but I don't.---LOL
    He's a brilliant man but when it comes to boobs he's a blathering fool.
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,304 Member
    My husband feels that the natural resting place for his hands are on my bewbies, and I seem to have a hand or two permanently attached to his *kitten*. Lol. We are both goofballs though and highly enjoy having the fine balance between the mentality of a 12 yo and a fully sexualized adult. :laugh:
  • thesmellofapples
    thesmellofapples Posts: 287 Member
    my boyfriend does both. it's stupid and usually really annoying and i don't know why he does it. it's not like it's arousing.


    boys will be boys.
  • lucythinmint
    lucythinmint Posts: 239
    If my boyfriend is watching tv and I'm sitting beside him on the couch I'll take my boobs out to see how long it takes him to notice. I'll eventually see his boob radar go off and he'll look sideways at me.

    I also moon him when he's on the phone and I dry hump him or make suggestive gestures to make him laugh (normally works)

    . He grabs my bum all the time when we're out in public and thinks its hilarious when I give out to him.

    OMG, I do this too!

    I also dry hump him while he is doing anything. I love to play with his "boobies" since he is not on the fitness kick that I am. He has a big butt which I love and I will always have my hand on it at home, store you name it. At home it goes inside the pants :D And if no one is around I go for the junk :bigsmile:

    We have been married for a while and have 4 kids. It keeps things fun and light. He responds the same way. If we are watching tv and I have a low cut shirt he doesn't even ask before slipping a hand down my shirt (NO kids around of course).
  • sarahp86
    sarahp86 Posts: 692 Member
    If my boyfriend is watching tv and I'm sitting beside him on the couch I'll take my boobs out to see how long it takes him to notice. I'll eventually see his boob radar go off and he'll look sideways at me.

    I also moon him when he's on the phone and I dry hump him or make suggestive gestures to make him laugh (normally works)

    . He grabs my bum all the time when we're out in public and thinks its hilarious when I give out to him.

    OMG, I do this too!

    I also dry hump him while he is doing anything. I love to play with his "boobies" since he is not on the fitness kick that I am. He has a big butt which I love and I will always have my hand on it at home, store you name it. At home it goes inside the pants :D And if no one is around I go for the junk :bigsmile:

    We have been married for a while and have 4 kids. It keeps things fun and light. He responds the same way. If we are watching tv and I have a low cut shirt he doesn't even ask before slipping a hand down my shirt (NO kids around of course).

    His latest thing is groping me in the cinema or trying to throw popcorn down my top. He'll either try to reach in and get it or tell me to keep it as a snack for him later..... Very rosemantic!

    He'll also parade around naked after a shower and shake his junk at me and tell me to wave back! :tongue:
  • Cristy_AZ
    Cristy_AZ Posts: 986
    Mines comes up behind my and viciously humps my *kitten* :(

    Lmao, mine too, and the grabby stuff too, and other displays of himself that'd probably get deleted here if I explained in detail.... :laugh: I'm happy he is silly and physical after all these years... and NO, it is not intended to get me hot and bothered, nor does it, but it's funny!!
  • tequila09
    tequila09 Posts: 764 Member
    My boyfriend does stuff like this all the time!! He's so silly I love it :)
  • Elizabeth_C34
    Elizabeth_C34 Posts: 6,376 Member
    God bless the men who hump our *kitten*.... Seriously ladies, enjoy your husbands/bf/whatever and take it as a compliment. He still wants you.

    Now go take those panties out of a wad and have sex for the next couple hours in every position you can get into and have fun!

    (FYI, this is meant to be funny in case someone gets offended)
  • sarahp86
    sarahp86 Posts: 692 Member
    God bless the men who hump our *kitten*.... Seriously ladies, enjoy your husbands/bf/whatever and take it as a compliment. He still wants you.

    Now go take those panties out of a wad and have sex for the next couple hours in every position you can get into and have fun!

    (FYI, this is meant to be funny in case someone gets offended)

    He's asleep.... Can I do that tomo?
  • Elizabeth_C34
    Elizabeth_C34 Posts: 6,376 Member
    God bless the men who hump our *kitten*.... Seriously ladies, enjoy your husbands/bf/whatever and take it as a compliment. He still wants you.

    Now go take those panties out of a wad and have sex for the next couple hours in every position you can get into and have fun!

    (FYI, this is meant to be funny in case someone gets offended)

    He's asleep.... Can I do that tomo?

    Morning sex is awesome.
  • lumina0o0
    lumina0o0 Posts: 498 Member
    my husband has done this, and whipped it out...and if i'm bending over the bed to pet the cat has come behind me and humped me...my response it to pull the same back, flash him and walk away...
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