Things you say to your scale
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"You stubborn little *kitten*."0
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your having a sick day ok see you next week hope you feel better0
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I plead with it while the digital lines are going across and it's "loading"...0
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one of the following....
Good Day: F**K YEAH!
Bad Day: F**K YOU!
that's about all the variation... lol0 -
Un mentionables! :grumble: I have actually taken my scale out and thrown it away after hardwork when it didnt really budge. Then I had to buy a new one!0
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since mine actually has color codes to it when it tells you your weight, I always scream "GO GREEN"!! Green means you have lost, yellow means stable and red means you were bad, oh so bad and gained!!! LOL0
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I plead with it while the digital lines are going across and it's "loading"...
sounds like me - "come on...come on...please be lower than last time!!!"0 -
on a good day "I love you, your my bff!"
On a bad day "you dirty rotten peice of filth how dare you do that me. Go burn in hell mfer0 -
Make up your mind, is it down .4 or .6.0
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Today I asked it why it went up three lbs if I moved it over one inch to the left, and went down 1 lb one inch to the right.0
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FRUIT YOU, MOTHERFRUITER!
*I use the word fruit instead of the f bomb.0 -
Good days- "that's what I'm talking about bro!"
Bad days- "you freaking jerk!"
my scale is a dude btw0 -
Good days- "that's what I'm talking about bro!"
Bad days- "you freaking jerk!"
my scale is a dude btw0 -
Oh, for f**k's sake!0
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you *kitten*!0
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"Go to hell!"
"That's better!"
"WHAT?!" (can be both good and bad)0 -
I love this! And agree with them all. Haha.0
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I generally threaten it's life, happiness, and well-being if it doesn't show me a lower number than last time.
Also at my house the scale is known as "the crying machine," because stepping on it makes you want to cry.0 -
Today I asked it why it went up three lbs if I moved it over one inch to the left, and went down 1 lb one inch to the right.
Keep to the right!0 -
one of the following....
Good Day: F**K YEAH!
Bad Day: F**K YOU!
that's about all the variation... lol
This!!0
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