Things you say to your scale

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  • muchadoaboutme2000
    muchadoaboutme2000 Posts: 86 Member
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    As the red lines go in a circle around the screen I chant "No whammies, no whammies......" and then usually say "THAT'S IT?????"
  • thepetiterunner
    thepetiterunner Posts: 1,238 Member
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    On non-weight losing days:
    "Surely you must be mistaken. Let's try you over here" <moves scale>
    "Really?!?! Come on!"
    "You know, I could take your batteries out Any. Time. I. Want."

    On weight losing days:
    "Wow. Okay, let's see that again."
    "Well it's about bloody time!"
    "Awww, you're so pretty today."
  • MsMo4DE
    MsMo4DE Posts: 62
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    I've been on a long plateau, so the scale and I had a long talk. I say, "go **** yourself, I've got a new best friend called measuring tape and it loves me!" and the scale just stares back at me blinking, begging me to come back
  • wendyapple
    wendyapple Posts: 323 Member
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    Today I asked it why it went up three lbs if I moved it over one inch to the left, and went down 1 lb one inch to the right. :(

    Keep to the right!

    Lol, I would, but now I'm wondering which one is accurate...I hope it's the right!

    same. i ask it "best two outta three?" and take an average.
  • polz7
    polz7 Posts: 48 Member
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    He was so good to me the first week and I never told him how much I appreciated him and so he quit being good and now only shows me the same number. I think an apology and presents are in order, maybe a new shiny battery?
  • sheystar
    sheystar Posts: 58
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    "Seriously?"
    "Oh come on!"
    "Yeah baby!!"

    MEGALOL =))
  • Coco_Puff
    Coco_Puff Posts: 823 Member
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    Jane, you ignorant slut!!!!
  • needtolose50lbs
    needtolose50lbs Posts: 68
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    LMAO!!!!
  • BuddhaBelly79
    BuddhaBelly79 Posts: 59
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    one of the following....

    Good Day: F**K YEAH!

    Bad Day: F**K YOU!

    that's about all the variation... lol




    I second THIS. LOLOL!
  • LiviLou2011
    LiviLou2011 Posts: 437 Member
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    What the hell is wrong with you, i step on you and u tell me one number and then i step on you again and you tell me another number!! whats ur problem jezz im gonna replace you! lol
  • deniseselah
    deniseselah Posts: 225 Member
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    Jane, you ignorant slut!!!!

    ^^^ now THAT's hilarious!

    Do I talk to my scale? Yes. Do I say anything nice to it? No! I just got a new scale, tho, so maybe I'll stop cussing it and start saying nice things!
  • tataliciousd89
    tataliciousd89 Posts: 465
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    Good day: Sweet!
    Bad day: poop.
  • april1lowe
    april1lowe Posts: 202 Member
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    LMAO this is an awesome thread lol

    Bad days: "Oh come on! WTF!!!" unless I expected the gain from misbehaing then it's "yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, b*tch"

    Good days: "Holy *kitten* OMG OMG OMG" then stepping back on it just to see it again.
  • theroadto100
    theroadto100 Posts: 209 Member
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    "Oh my god f*** you."
    "I hate you so much."
    "Liar."
  • myopus
    myopus Posts: 321 Member
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    "...now?"
    Steps off, steps on.
    "... now?"
    Steps off, steps on.
    Shifts around, bends knees.
    "...now?"
  • kittenmitton
    kittenmitton Posts: 231 Member
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    "oh my god you stupid little sht why do you not go to 0 when I step off? Nothing does not weigh +/- 1 pound"
  • mrsred79
    mrsred79 Posts: 79
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    "You know, I think maybe I'll trade you in for a newer model if you don't start telling me what I want to hear."

    Yeah. It doesn't work when I threaten my husband with that action either. LMAO
  • abigailm83
    abigailm83 Posts: 110
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    one of the following....

    Good Day: F**K YEAH!

    Bad Day: F**K YOU!

    that's about all the variation... lol




    ^^^^ THIS!!! Lmao glad I'm not the only one. :laugh:
  • lisakyle_11
    lisakyle_11 Posts: 420 Member
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    "you've got to be f*cking kidding me?"

    "it's about time..."
  • Coco_Puff
    Coco_Puff Posts: 823 Member
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    Jane, you ignorant slut!!!!

    ^^^ now THAT's hilarious!

    Do I talk to my scale? Yes. Do I say anything nice to it? No! I just got a new scale, tho, so maybe I'll stop cussing it and start saying nice things!

    Showing my age!!!! But that has got to be one of SNL's best!!!!

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