Things you say to your scale
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Often it's "What you talkin about, Willis???" with an eyebrow raise. Especially with a gain...0
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Cmon cmon or i think it off alotabit0
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"Because air totally weighs 2.5 pounds you [expletive] piece of [expletive]. [expletive] you. I just [expletive] fixed you last [expletive] week."
... and then I kick it a little. XD
That stupid thing's further from being properly calibrated than when the scale at the deli was hanging half off the counter and no one noticed. I'm just giving up on it and using the one at my parents when I visit every week. They have a nice one that isn't as old as I am.0 -
I hate you! I'm not stepping on you anymore (this never lasts longer than a week).0
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*as it's searching for a number...*
"Lie to me."
It doesn't lie.0 -
"No funny business."0
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"thank you,"0
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I ask it why it adds a pound after I pee...
curse you inventor of such a devilish device!0 -
"...now?"
Steps off, steps on.
"... now?"
Steps off, steps on.
Shifts around, bends knees.
"...now?"
This, definitely this, after all the moving around then followed either by a "sweet", "this can't be right?", or a "it most be water, i'm going to avoid you for a week and try again"0 -
While mounting on the scale...holding hands together and saying loud...please please please please please....and when the blinker stops...the reaction........oh man...... not again.....0
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Hmmmmm I am coming to the realization reading this thread that I don't say very nice things to my wii balance board... :P0
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LOL I'm glad I'm not the only one who does this. xD Mabye not aloud but my little "talks" range from... holding my breathe for dear life and pleading for a loss and not a gain, using many profanities on the poor evil *kitten* for not showing me smaller #'s, and then thanking it every so often for the lower weight. XD0
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I don't have conversations with scales. That's ridiculous...0
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Often it's " Cruella you b****" Yes I named her Cruella for obvious reasons.
I've threatened her with the use of a sledge hammer on more than one occassion....she's not intimidated.0 -
Jane, you ignorant slut!!!!0
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sadly, i always say something like 'ahh come on' with disappointment and disbelief lol
but thats about to change. next WI im hoping i'll say something nice =p0 -
WHAT!! Let me try again!!0
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I mainly use hand gestures.....0
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You gotta be kidding me!0
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On a day when it doesn't go down I usually tell it it's full of *kitten*0
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