Things you say to your scale

MUByM

Good day-- oh hell yea!!!!
Same-- the ****?
Bad day-- you *****! How dare you!

Matt_Wild

My scale is refusing to budge up in weight despite eating over 7000 calories a day!

We're not on speaking terms.

JoolieW68

I have a scale that talks and anounces your weight, so it talks back.

I got on this morning.

Scale said, "One person at a time, please."

Me: "*kitten* you."

Love it!

Shanna_Inc86

Jane, you ignorant slut!!!!

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :drinker:

Love this!

JStarnes

I never say anything...I make this face :huh: ...this face .....or a combination of :noway: +:bigsmile:

And usually those faces are preceeded by a silent will for the number to "not be over" a certain weight.

Pocket_Pixi

"be nice or you are going in the snow just like the last one."

So far this year it hasn't been overly nice and that snow bank outside my window is looking like a good spot for it.

jackpotclown

huh and really seem to come up a lot....both in good and bad weigh ins

jend114

one of the following....

Good Day: F**K YEAH!

Bad Day: F**K YOU!

that's about all the variation... lol

that about sums it up

1WorkoutAtATime

liar!! or really??

cekeys

Bad day - "I'm getting off & I'm going to give you one more chance..."

Good day - "Good boy! Who wants fresh batteries!?"

MattGetsMad

On a good day it's "mother----er"

On a bad day it's "mother----er!"

Sounds completely different though.

tam120

I have a scale that talks and anounces your weight, so it talks back.

I got on this morning.

Scale said, "One person at a time, please."

Me: "*kitten* you."

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