You might be a troll if...

UsedToBeHusky

...you know it is true because you read it somewhere on the internet.

...you have lost 2 lbs in 3 weeks and now are an authority on everything diet and fitness.

...you thought this was a "fitness" site but still opened the thread titled "vent" anyway.

UsedToBeHusky

...you live under a bridge and enjoy a tasty billy goat.

C'mon... nobody has a troll joke?

UsedToBeHusky

...you start random threads and no one plays along. :ohwell:

Valqis

you want to play along, but all your jokes are g rated.

PinkEarthMama

All of your advice revolves around buying this product you just LOVE but do not, of course, sell.... unless perhaps someone needs some ?

You lack a profile.

You lack a face to go with your screen name.

Your first post revolves around why XYZ diet is best.

Your first 100 posts involve complaining about " lack of progress " and you're eating only 500 calories.

Any of your posts contain the words " I don't mean to be offensive BUT "

TK266

you can accuse any thread of being racist/sexiest/lookist or any other 'ist you can think of.

you know it is sarcasm, but act like the OP was for real when they said they ate kittens for breakfast. (the vegan Peta nightmare)

UsedToBeHusky

everyone who is not doing it like you is completely wrong and you must make certain that they know it.

california_peach

You're really short, have huge buggy eyes and big fluffy orange hair. And also, if you start a ****astic conversation on the interwebs and then act all shocked that people did not like the the idea of the clubbing baby seal workout.

UsedToBeHusky

You're really short, have huge buggy eyes and big fluffy orange hair. And also, if you start a ****astic conversation on the interwebs and then act all shocked that people did not like the the idea of the clubbing baby seal workout.

Clubbing baby seals... :laugh:

_binary_jester_

You're really short, have huge buggy eyes and big fluffy orange hair. And also, if you start a ****astic conversation on the interwebs and then act all shocked that people did not like the the idea of the clubbing baby seal workout.

Clubbing baby seals... :laugh:

Given my weight, i prefer to club things that can't run far or fast...baby seals are perfect.

_Bob_

you open a thread about being a troll and then post something on it.... oh ****! :grumble:

Contrarian

You're really short, have huge buggy eyes and big fluffy orange hair. And also, if you start a ****astic conversation on the interwebs and then act all shocked that people did not like the the idea of the clubbing baby seal workout.

Clubbing baby seals... :laugh:

Given my weight, i prefer to club things that can't run far or fast...baby seals are perfect.

Human babies also work well.

AlSalzman

... u accidentally the whole thing.

rmsrws

if you have posted 3388 responses....LOL

cypher300

...you look like this: :huh:

CoryIda

you see this when you look in the mirror:

UsedToBeHusky

if you have posted 3388 responses....LOL

You are banned for not knowing about the banning thread!!

challengeaccepted

http://images.wikia.com/vsrecommendedgames/images/c/c9/You-keep-using-that-word.jpg


i don't know how to make the image show up.

UsedToBeHusky

Let me help you out.

LauraMacNCheese

You're really short, have huge buggy eyes and big fluffy orange hair. And also, if you start a ****astic conversation on the interwebs and then act all shocked that people did not like the the idea of the clubbing baby seal workout.

Clubbing baby seals... :laugh:

Given my weight, i prefer to club things that can't run far or fast...baby seals are perfect.

Jillian Michaels would demand that you club things that are faster in order to get a better workout.

JMarigold

. . . you gratuitously insult the OP by exaggerating anything and everything they say and claiming THEY are a troll.

hazev74

you cant stand that clop clopping over your bridge....

QueenJayJay

People friend you with the message, "I like mean people."

challengeaccepted

Let me help you out.

could you help me out a little bit more and tell me how to do it?

Bonita_Lynne_58

All of your advice revolves around buying this product you just LOVE but do not, of course, sell.... unless perhaps someone needs some ?

You lack a profile.

You lack a face to go with your screen name.

Your first post revolves around why XYZ diet is best.

Your first 100 posts involve complaining about " lack of progress " and you're eating only 500 calories.

Any of your posts contain the words " I don't mean to be offensive BUT "

No face with my profile...technology dinosaur..Sorry.:flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou:

QueenJayJay

You like hookers and blow

Contrarian

You like hookers and blow

Stop judging me! :sad:

UsedToBeHusky

Let me help you out.

could you help me out a little bit more and tell me how to do it?

Put "img" in brackets at the beginning and put "/img" in brackets at the end.

felice03

You like hookers and blow

That makes me a troll! Yipeeee!

Bikini27

You're really short, have huge buggy eyes and big fluffy orange hair. And also, if you start a ****astic conversation on the interwebs and then act all shocked that people did not like the the idea of the clubbing baby seal workout.

Clubbing baby seals... :laugh:

Given my weight, i prefer to club things that can't run far or fast...baby seals are perfect.

Jillian Michaels would demand that you club things that are faster in order to get a better workout.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

angied80

You feel the only way to get noticed is to correct everyones grammar, since you have nothing witty or intellegent to say.