You might be a troll if...

committomittxoxo

Does this count....?

When I lived in Seattle I went to see the troll in Fremont.. and I walked up behind it and yelled back down to my friend.. "It smells like urine up here!!!" Then I just happened to turn around and there was a homeless guy balled up in the corner sucking his teeth and staring at me... He kind of looked like a troll.. I kind of felt like one... It was a confusing situation...

That is all.. Carry on!! :flowerforyou:

rainunrefined

You're really short, have huge buggy eyes and big fluffy orange hair. And also, if you start a ****astic conversation on the interwebs and then act all shocked that people did not like the the idea of the clubbing baby seal workout.

clubbing the baby seal work out just made me seriously laugh out loud. HA!

QueenJayJay

You feel the only way to get noticed is to correct everyones grammar, since you have nothing witty or intellegent to say.

:drinker:

kaitimae

You live in the lower peninsula of the state of Michigan.

rextcat

when small children see you they start crying.....

MissO﹠A

You do this to your girlfriend when she weighs in:

maidentl

...you don't know the internet definition of troll. :huh:

HeelsAndBoxingGloves

You do this to your girlfriend when she weighs in:

:laugh: :laugh: :drinker:

Missjilly1025

You're really short, have huge buggy eyes and big fluffy orange hair. And also, if you start a ****astic conversation on the interwebs and then act all shocked that people did not like the the idea of the clubbing baby seal workout.

Clubbing baby seals... :laugh:

Given my weight, i prefer to club things that can't run far or fast...baby seals are perfect.

LMFAO

killagb

You feel the only way to get noticed is to correct everyones grammar, since you have nothing witty or intellegent to say.

everyone's *
intelligent * (oh the irony...)

Meggles63

You're really short, have huge buggy eyes and big fluffy orange hair. And also, if you start a ****astic conversation on the interwebs and then act all shocked that people did not like the the idea of the clubbing baby seal workout.

clubbing the baby seal work out just made me seriously laugh out loud. HA!

angied80

You feel the only way to get noticed is to correct everyones grammar, since you have nothing witty or intellegent to say.

everyone's *
intelligent * (oh the irony...)

So you obviously did not see that I "edited" this .... I put errors in it...... does this make you a troll ? Someone went for the bait !

killagb

You feel the only way to get noticed is to correct everyones grammar, since you have nothing witty or intellegent to say.

everyone's *
intelligent * (oh the irony...)

So you obviously did not see that I "edited" this .... I put errors in it...... does this make you a troll ? Someone went for the bait !

You obviously don't get the irony of the fact I replied to your troll....to in fact troll you. Better luck next time!

angied80

You feel the only way to get noticed is to correct everyones grammar, since you have nothing witty or intellegent to say.

everyone's *
intelligent * (oh the irony...)

So you obviously did not see that I "edited" this .... I put errors in it...... does this make you a troll ? Someone went for the bait !

angied80

You feel the only way to get noticed is to correct everyones grammar, since you have nothing witty or intellegent to say.

everyone's *
intelligent * (oh the irony...)

So you obviously did not see that I "edited" this .... I put errors in it...... does this make you a troll ? Someone went for the bait !

You obviously don't get the irony of the fact I replied to your troll....to in fact troll you. Better luck next time!

U MAD BRO?

killagb

You feel the only way to get noticed is to correct everyones grammar, since you have nothing witty or intellegent to say.

everyone's *
intelligent * (oh the irony...)

So you obviously did not see that I "edited" this .... I put errors in it...... does this make you a troll ? Someone went for the bait !

killagb

You feel the only way to get noticed is to correct everyones grammar, since you have nothing witty or intellegent to say.

everyone's *
intelligent * (oh the irony...)

So you obviously did not see that I "edited" this .... I put errors in it...... does this make you a troll ? Someone went for the bait !

You obviously don't get the irony of the fact I replied to your troll....to in fact troll you. Better luck next time!

U MAD BRO?

Bikini27

You feel the only way to get noticed is to correct everyones grammar, since you have nothing witty or intellegent to say.

everyone's *
intelligent * (oh the irony...)

angied80

You feel the only way to get noticed is to correct everyones grammar, since you have nothing witty or intellegent to say.

everyone's *
intelligent * (oh the irony...)

Keep reading.

Bikini27

You feel the only way to get noticed is to correct everyones grammar, since you have nothing witty or intellegent to say.

everyone's *
intelligent * (oh the irony...)

Keep reading.

Did. Lots of failing at trolling. Fun. That one made me laugh, though.

killagb

You feel the only way to get noticed is to correct everyones grammar, since you have nothing witty or intellegent to say.

everyone's *
intelligent * (oh the irony...)

Keep reading.

Did. Lots of failing at trolling. Fun. That one made me laugh, though.

Bless her heart. She was so proud that she got me to reply. :flowerforyou:

Bikini27

You feel the only way to get noticed is to correct everyones grammar, since you have nothing witty or intellegent to say.

everyone's *
intelligent * (oh the irony...)

Keep reading.

Did. Lots of failing at trolling. Fun. That one made me laugh, though.

Bless her heart. She was so proud that she got me to reply. :flowerforyou:

Takes me back to another thread about "bless your heart." Not applicable, I'm sure. :flowerforyou:

recriger

You're really short, have huge buggy eyes and big fluffy orange hair. And also, if you start a ****astic conversation on the interwebs and then act all shocked that people did not like the the idea of the clubbing baby seal workout.

Clubbing baby seals... :laugh:

It's the new "Massive Shoulders only" diet. I lost 53 lbs just this morning!!

jr1985

...you start random threads and no one plays along. :ohwell:

Ha! This has totally been me for like my last 3 threads Guess I'm a troll, but wait, didn't those go out of style in the 80's lol

Bikini27

...you start random threads and no one plays along. :ohwell:

Ha! This has totally been me for like my last 3 threads Guess I'm a troll, but wait, didn't those go out of style in the 80's lol

90's lol...early 90's but yea, we had a ton of them growing up.

oldbaptistadam

OK people. I really don't know what "troll" means in MFP jargon. So, enlighten me. Gently. This term gets tossed around all the time and I might as well be informed...right?

dinosnopro

This morning I chased a piece of paper across the parking lot, this has been happening a lot lately ( at least three times a week) . My question is how do I log this in MFP ( strait cardio, Hiit training, ...?) and do I eat my calories back. I am already eating 1199 calories below my BMR, I don't want to go too low on my net calories because I know your body will go into starvation mode, then it will start converting the very air I breath into fat.

Contrarian

OK people. I really don't know what "troll" means in MFP jargon. So, enlighten me. Gently. This term gets tossed around all the time and I might as well be informed...right?

Very few people here actually know what a troll is, oddly.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_(Internet)

loseweightjames

..... you have one photo, usually an attractive girl, didn't fill out any of your profile and haven't lost any weight, but have dozens of friends and hundreds of forum comments

CoryIda

This morning I chased a piece of paper across the parking lot, this has been happening a lot lately ( at least three times a week) . My question is how do I log this in MFP ( strait cardio, Hiit training, ...?) and do I eat my calories back. I am already eating 1199 calories below my BMR, I don't want to go too low on my net calories because I know your body will go into starvation mode, then it will start converting the very air I breath into fat.

Well, how fast are you running? Do you lean down to reach for the paper several times? It only counts as HIIT if you run REALLY fast, then slowly lower yourself to the ground to pick up the paper (providing it is heavy bond paper and not standard copy/print paper...), then run really fast again.

Did you not know there's a search function?

Additionally, clearly you are eating too many carbs. Also, add some pregnant lady pee to your diet. It will prevent your body from going into starvation mode.