You might be a troll if...

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  • hazev74
    hazev74 Posts: 252 Member
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    you cant stand that clop clopping over your bridge....
  • QueenJayJay
    QueenJayJay Posts: 1,139
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    People friend you with the message, "I like mean people."
  • challengeaccepted
    challengeaccepted Posts: 66
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    Let me help you out.
    You-keep-using-that-word.jpg

    could you help me out a little bit more and tell me how to do it?
  • Bonita_Lynne_58
    Bonita_Lynne_58 Posts: 2,845 Member
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    All of your advice revolves around buying this product you just LOVE but do not, of course, sell.... unless perhaps someone needs some ?

    You lack a profile.

    You lack a face to go with your screen name.

    Your first post revolves around why XYZ diet is best.

    Your first 100 posts involve complaining about " lack of progress " and you're eating only 500 calories.

    Any of your posts contain the words " I don't mean to be offensive BUT "

    No face with my profile...technology dinosaur..Sorry.:flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou:
  • QueenJayJay
    QueenJayJay Posts: 1,139
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    You like hookers and blow
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
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    You like hookers and blow

    Stop judging me! :sad:
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    Let me help you out.
    You-keep-using-that-word.jpg

    could you help me out a little bit more and tell me how to do it?

    Put "img" in brackets at the beginning and put "/img" in brackets at the end.
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,732 Member
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    You like hookers and blow


    That makes me a troll! Yipeeee!
  • Bikini27
    Bikini27 Posts: 1,298 Member
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    You're really short, have huge buggy eyes and big fluffy orange hair. And also, if you start a ****astic conversation on the interwebs and then act all shocked that people did not like the the idea of the clubbing baby seal workout.

    Clubbing baby seals... :laugh:
    Given my weight, i prefer to club things that can't run far or fast...baby seals are perfect.


    Jillian Michaels would demand that you club things that are faster in order to get a better workout.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • angied80
    angied80 Posts: 749
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    You feel the only way to get noticed is to correct everyones grammar, since you have nothing witty or intellegent to say.
  • committomittxoxo
    committomittxoxo Posts: 339 Member
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    Does this count....?

    When I lived in Seattle I went to see the troll in Fremont.. and I walked up behind it and yelled back down to my friend.. "It smells like urine up here!!!" Then I just happened to turn around and there was a homeless guy balled up in the corner sucking his teeth and staring at me... He kind of looked like a troll.. I kind of felt like one... It was a confusing situation...

    That is all.. Carry on!! :flowerforyou:
  • rainunrefined
    rainunrefined Posts: 850 Member
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    You're really short, have huge buggy eyes and big fluffy orange hair. And also, if you start a ****astic conversation on the interwebs and then act all shocked that people did not like the the idea of the clubbing baby seal workout.

    clubbing the baby seal work out just made me seriously laugh out loud. HA!
  • QueenJayJay
    QueenJayJay Posts: 1,139
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    You feel the only way to get noticed is to correct everyones grammar, since you have nothing witty or intellegent to say.
    :drinker:
  • kaitimae
    kaitimae Posts: 727 Member
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    You live in the lower peninsula of the state of Michigan.
  • rextcat
    rextcat Posts: 1,408 Member
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    when small children see you they start crying.....
  • MissO﹠A
    MissO﹠A Posts: 906 Member
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    You do this to your girlfriend when she weighs in:

    trollman..jpg
  • maidentl
    maidentl Posts: 3,203 Member
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    ...you don't know the internet definition of troll. :huh:
  • HeelsAndBoxingGloves
    HeelsAndBoxingGloves Posts: 916 Member
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    You do this to your girlfriend when she weighs in:

    trollman..jpg
    :laugh: :laugh: :drinker:
  • Missjilly1025
    Missjilly1025 Posts: 146 Member
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    You're really short, have huge buggy eyes and big fluffy orange hair. And also, if you start a ****astic conversation on the interwebs and then act all shocked that people did not like the the idea of the clubbing baby seal workout.

    Clubbing baby seals... :laugh:
    Given my weight, i prefer to club things that can't run far or fast...baby seals are perfect.

    LMFAO
  • killagb
    killagb Posts: 3,280 Member
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    You feel the only way to get noticed is to correct everyones grammar, since you have nothing witty or intellegent to say.
    everyone's *
    intelligent * (oh the irony...)

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