Best pick up line you ever heard

polo571

My favorite I hear was in a bar by a woman to me....If your going to play hard to get, I'm going to play who the F!@k wants yah!

M77308

I'd like to get between your legs and eat my way straight to your heart...

caligirl2802

My clothes are gonna look great on your bedroom floor!

AmberJslimsAWAY

My friend and I were down on 6th street for my 18th birthday, which landed when Texas Relays were in town. Anyways, it was PACKED! She was wearing a red halter top. THis guy just came up to her and said "hey little red, let me ride your hood" Most ORIGINAL pick up line I've ever heard. It was awesome.

Another time, I was out at a bar, and this guy came and sat next to me, and said "you are the cutest space alien I have ever seen" and even though it was lame, it took guts, and we had a very nice conversation and even went on a few dates

oneder080

I was working as a cashier and this guy asked if he could take me out sometime. I said, "thank you, but Im married." He says, "that's alright, he can come too. I'll show him how to really treat a lady." Even my husband agreed that was a pretty good one!

Matt_Wild

"I'll grab you're coat, you've pulled a gentleman"

needtolose50lbs

I'd like to get between your legs and eat my way straight to your heart...

OMG! Nice.Never heard that one before.

ErinBeth7

"I have a jeep."

WTF? lol ok! I want you so bad...already :laugh:

Sl1ghtly

"Wanna go shoot some old computer monitors I found in a dumpster?"

blueyegrl

"You have huge boobs" - said by my hubby to be when we first met. He was 12 I was 14. We hooked up 13 years later. LMAO He had the moves even back then.

Diary_Queen

One time, many years ago, I went on a date to a concert with a guy that I met at the library. We met at my art studio in the art dept. at the college I was attending. We got extraordinarily tipsy and started drawing things together then he washed the charcoal from my hands, turned out the lights and turned up the music on the radio. Grabbed me and we started spontaneously dancing and he whispered in my ear "My God, your hair smells like moonlight" And we weren't even late for the concert, but didn't sleep for several days after that LOL Too bad I found out he was cheating on his g/f ((( Losers often have awesome pickup lines. Or they gravitate to me... or both.

lisasdoinit

i am a SUCKER for really good pick up lines.
there was an email a few years ago "top 10 pick up lines" - it was a joke really, as most of them were terribly cheesy - and i loved each and every one.

WARNING: lewd.

So i'm at the park with my sister her b/f and this guy "that just sort of showed up" - yeah right. I was not happy about the obvious set up and pretty much ignored him..although he had a fab british accent

At one point he says "hey lisa!" and i look over and he's doing that crooking of the finger motion to come over to see him..my body language was clear ..really? you think that's cool? (although the smirk on my face was testament to a "dirty dancing scene" flashback).

So i walked over and said "yesss?" all sassy like..and he leaned down and whispered in my ear "i just made you come with one finger imagine what i could do with the other 9".

we dated for a few months;)

UponThisRock

My go to line: "Why are you still wearing a shirt?"

PM me your phone number if it worked, thanks.

sma83

Im not the kind of girl guys use pick up lines on but Im working to be the type they use them on! lol

caroldot

I'd like to get between your legs and eat my way straight to your heart...

OMG that's horrible! I would have to slap him for that one!

thinmintme

i am a SUCKER for really good pick up lines.
there was an email a few years ago "top 10 pick up lines" - it was a joke really, as most of them were terribly cheesy - and i loved each and every one.

WARNING: lewd.

So i'm at the park with my sister her b/f and this guy "that just sort of showed up" - yeah right. I was not happy about the obvious set up and pretty much ignored him..although he had a fab british accent

At one point he says "hey lisa!" and i look over and he's doing that crooking of the finger motion to come over to see him..my body language was clear ..really? you think that's cool? (although the smirk on my face was testament to a "dirty dancing scene" flashback).

So i walked over and said "yesss?" all sassy like..and he leaned down and whispered in my ear "i just made you come with one finger imagine what i could do with the other 9".

we dated for a few months;)

Lewd yet brilliant! lol

HWeatherholt

I picked up a guy at a bar a few weeks ago. And after flirting with him a bit, I just flat out asked him, "Did you want to go make out in the parking lot?"

He replied with, "Sure."

And we went out and made out standing next to his truck in the drizzling rain. I returned to the inside of the bar a little while later, with a hickey the size of a golf ball on my neck.

NikkiPsuedoDupuis

I think the best one I've heard was "F$%& me if I'm wrong....but isn't that Elvis?" I laughed :laugh:

grapenutSF

She was wearing a red halter top. THis guy just came up to her and said "hey little red, let me ride your hood" Most ORIGINAL pick up line I've ever heard. It was awesome.

usually, lines are clever if the guy is cute, cheesy if he's not. this one? well done, sir.

JDMPWR

Hi my name is Jeff. Works 100% of the time 87% of the time.

kuunsilta

Guys usually don't use pick up lines on me, but one of my gal friends turned to me once and jokingly said, "I'm a pirate looking for treasure. Can I see your chest?"

TheRoadDog

"Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?"

M77308

"Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?"

hahahahahahahaha

cruiseking

I couldn't give up my best material here in an open forum.

cekeys

I always liked the one my mom & dad told me about when they met. Dad used this on all the girls.

Dad- "What would you say if I told you I was going to inherit $1 million when I turned 30 years old?"

Most girls response - "Hehehe."

My mom- "Come see me when you're 30."

They've been married 42 years this September.

Tubby2Toned

A very Christian girl I was in too put me off for months. Then one day walked up and said:
"Wanna sin with me?"

:noway:

AllanMisner

Can I rub your head?

Works on me every time!

ShmoozyQ

I always liked the one my mom & dad told me about when they met. Dad used this on all the girls.

Dad- "What would you say if I told you I was going to inherit $1 million when I turned 30 years old?"

Most girls response - "Hehehe."

My mom- "Come see me when you're 30."

They've been married 42 years this September.

:laugh: Love this!

I had a guy in a bar come up and ask me, "How much does a polar bear weigh?" Don't know! "Enough to break the ice, my name is ..." as he shook my hand. He meant it to be cute/funny, and hey, he DID break the ice!

Some guy was hitting on me outside the mens room while my husband (then boyfriend) was in the bathroom. He told me he'd offer to buy me a drink, but he was out of drink tickets (smooth). I replied, don't worry, my boyfriend will buy me a drink when he gets out here. And he says, "Boyfriend huh? So you're technically single then." Uh, what? Maybe on my taxes.

WanderingMe

My husband's friend likes to use..."I've heard you've already lost your virginity...can I just have the box it came in?"

patricknsmith

My husband's friend likes to use..."I've heard you've already lost your virginity...can I just have the box it came in?"

That's wrong, but freaking hilarious...

Tennolina

"You have 'biblical' legs.....they go from earth all the way to heaven".......cracked me up!