Best pick up line you ever heard

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  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
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    "Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?"
  • M77308
    M77308 Posts: 183
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    "Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?"

    hahahahahahahaha
  • cruiseking
    cruiseking Posts: 338 Member
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    I couldn't give up my best material here in an open forum.
  • cekeys
    cekeys Posts: 397 Member
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    I always liked the one my mom & dad told me about when they met. Dad used this on all the girls.

    Dad- "What would you say if I told you I was going to inherit $1 million when I turned 30 years old?"

    Most girls response - "Hehehe."

    My mom- "Come see me when you're 30."

    They've been married 42 years this September.
  • Tubby2Toned
    Tubby2Toned Posts: 130 Member
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    A very Christian girl I was in too put me off for months. Then one day walked up and said:
    "Wanna sin with me?"

    :noway:
  • AllanMisner
    AllanMisner Posts: 4,140 Member
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    Can I rub your head?

    Works on me every time!
  • ShmoozyQ
    ShmoozyQ Posts: 390 Member
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    I always liked the one my mom & dad told me about when they met. Dad used this on all the girls.

    Dad- "What would you say if I told you I was going to inherit $1 million when I turned 30 years old?"

    Most girls response - "Hehehe."

    My mom- "Come see me when you're 30."

    They've been married 42 years this September.

    :laugh: Love this!

    I had a guy in a bar come up and ask me, "How much does a polar bear weigh?" Don't know! "Enough to break the ice, my name is ..." as he shook my hand. He meant it to be cute/funny, and hey, he DID break the ice!

    Some guy was hitting on me outside the mens room while my husband (then boyfriend) was in the bathroom. He told me he'd offer to buy me a drink, but he was out of drink tickets (smooth). I replied, don't worry, my boyfriend will buy me a drink when he gets out here. And he says, "Boyfriend huh? So you're technically single then." Uh, what? Maybe on my taxes.
  • WanderingMe
    WanderingMe Posts: 216 Member
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    My husband's friend likes to use..."I've heard you've already lost your virginity...can I just have the box it came in?"
  • patricknsmith
    patricknsmith Posts: 261 Member
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    My husband's friend likes to use..."I've heard you've already lost your virginity...can I just have the box it came in?"

    That's wrong, but freaking hilarious...
  • Tennolina
    Tennolina Posts: 2,413
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    "You have 'biblical' legs.....they go from earth all the way to heaven".......cracked me up!
  • hapoo100
    hapoo100 Posts: 940 Member
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    excuse me, do you know how to use a whip?
  • Allie_71
    Allie_71 Posts: 1,063 Member
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    On a piece of paper, left on my desk at the university library. Thought it was original as hell, then I saw it on line recently and it reminded me of it... :)

    "Wanna go out? If yes, then smile, if no, then backflip".
  • ShmoozyQ
    ShmoozyQ Posts: 390 Member
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    On a piece of paper, left on my desk at the university library. Thought it was original as hell, then I saw it on line recently and it reminded me of it... :)

    "Wanna go out? If yes, then smile, if no, then backflip".

    :laugh:
  • muffin_shufflin
    muffin_shufflin Posts: 239 Member
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    Him: Hi, can I ask you a question?
    Me: Umm, sure.
    Him: How much does a polar bear weigh?
    Me:...I don't know..
    Him: Enough to break the ice. Hi, i'm Stephen.

    I died :P
  • WTJoyce
    WTJoyce Posts: 86
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    24 years ago when I asked my wife out on our first date (I was a single Dad) I showed her a picture of my son and told her it was a package deal.
  • johnlatv
    johnlatv Posts: 655 Member
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    On a piece of paper, left on my desk at the university library. Thought it was original as hell, then I saw it on line recently and it reminded me of it... :)

    "Wanna go out? If yes, then smile, if no, then backflip".

    that is FUNNY!!!
  • onegoal2
    onegoal2 Posts: 47
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    My Favorite has to be "Let’s go to your house" Straight and to the point!
  • m615dan
    m615dan Posts: 40
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    I actually used this, You're eyes are as blue as the Atlantic Ocean and baby, I'm lost at sea!
  • Farfourah
    Farfourah Posts: 899 Member
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    lol @ pick up lines...do they even work?
  • lookslikeyoda
    lookslikeyoda Posts: 161 Member
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    Look at the quote in my profile :)

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