Best pick up line you ever heard

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  • jryan12341
    jryan12341 Posts: 21 Member
    Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?

    There must be a keg in your pants, cuz I want to tap that *kitten*.

    You must work at Subway, 'cause you just gave me a footlong

    None have worked but all are funny!!
  • shan889
    shan889 Posts: 73
    I never get hit on.....EVER.

    BUT.
    I have witnessed my friends being hit on and picked up on.
    We were at a bar that has a dance floor and some friends and I were dancing.
    This guy said to my friend....

    "Damn you know how to back it up! Do you want to back it up on this??" And point to his lower region.
    Haha oh man...
  • duharvalgt
    duharvalgt Posts: 319 Member
    To my biology teacher once...

    "If I were an enzyme, I'd be a DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes."
  • anewattitude
    anewattitude Posts: 483 Member
    " If I said you have a nice body would you hold it against me"

    All I could do was laugh at that.. it was so cheesy!
  • Spinelli2288
    Spinelli2288 Posts: 188 Member
    "What shape is your butt hole in?" For the record, that is a no go in my book, but that was the first thing Rick said to me when I was a waitress, I replied "blown the *kitten* out, yours?" We've been together ever since. :happy: Oh, yeah, the one time I was the slutty waitress who goes home with a customer..... 2 years later and couldn't be happier.
  • efokken
    efokken Posts: 138 Member
    "If you don't like my friend... I'm single"...... this was used on me and a bunch of girls... we laughed
  • LisaRN9
    LisaRN9 Posts: 75 Member
    The best pick up line was said by George McFLy " Lorraine, you are my DENSITY!"
  • TidoWyla
    TidoWyla Posts: 72 Member
    A guy that used to work for our company told our receptionist that he was thinking about getting personalized license plates and wondered what she thought about him getting URPRETTY. :laugh:
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