Getting back at someone

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  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
    ...and to all the people who take the high road (and why you feel like posting in here is beyond me), good for you but *kitten* that's boring.
    That's ironic, coming from you
  • JustLindaLou
    JustLindaLou Posts: 376 Member
    Y'all are some creative people when ya get po'd!! Oh there were so many things I wanted to do to my ex throughout our breakup, but considering the potential for abuse and our 4 year old child, I refrained and now simply enjoy knowing he wants me back and he will never ever have me.

    My sister, however, got dumped on her voicemail while she was sick with the flu.... She went outside, dug up a couple of bushes he had given her for her garden, drove over to his house, and dumped them on the porch. I admire her restraint in not setting them on fire.

    My co-worker was out of town with her husband and he left and got drunk with some other chick and she found them in the hotel jacuzzi. She did not say anything, just quietly took all their clothes, went back to the room and packed everything, and left. Yup, left him naked in another town with no wallet, keys, car, nothin'. I freakin' love it.
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    I blew up someones fully restored 1968 Corvette.

    Literally blew it up.

    Why? I'd like to find out the reason before I decide if I'm impressed or appalled :)

    Next door neighbor and local bully who picked on me unmercifully for years. Culminated in him killing my cat in a rather horrific manner.

    No one was injured and no damage other then the car (interior totally destroyed, blew the engine apart and off its mounts, completely severed right front tire and cut the front axle in half).

    This happened well over 25 years ago- since then I have read in the local papers through the years his constant arrest for domestic violence, drunk and disorderly, DUI, etc. All in all not a nice person.
    Killed your cat? He got off easy.

    What's sad is that if the police got involved, you would be punished worse for the car.
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
    ...and to all the people who take the high road (and why you feel like posting in here is beyond me), good for you but *kitten* that's boring.
    That's ironic, coming from you
    You know me...I live for irony.
  • I was in high school. Me and my friends went out into the desert and collected millipedes. I'd say we had about 100 of them at least. We dumped them in her neighbor's backyard. On a Sunday. I don't remember why we did that but the neighbors had done something. They had to call out an exterminator. On a Sunday.
  • jennp1129
    jennp1129 Posts: 277 Member
    Remind me not to F with any of you.

    The worst I've got was actually a couple of months ago... These stupid teens kept ding dong ditching me. Same house every like 20 minutes. (Lazy kids wouldn't even move on to another house) so I taped a thumb tack to the doorbell. They did it one more time. I heard "Ouch! What the F_*_*!" And they never did it again! Lol.
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,644 Member
    open can of tuna under his bed....I heard it took him weeks to figure out where the smell was coming from....
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
    open can of tuna under his bed....I heard it took him weeks to figure out where the smell was coming from....
    Shrimp in the shower and curtain rods? Especially funny of they have cats.

    Sadly...the two I listed were child's play.
  • MrDude_1
    MrDude_1 Posts: 2,510 Member
    I blew up someones fully restored 1968 Corvette.

    Literally blew it up.

    Why? I'd like to find out the reason before I decide if I'm impressed or appalled :)

    Next door neighbor and local bully who picked on me unmercifully for years. Culminated in him killing my cat in a rather horrific manner.

    No one was injured and no damage other then the car (interior totally destroyed, blew the engine apart and off its mounts, completely severed right front tire and cut the front axle in half).

    This happened well over 25 years ago- since then I have read in the local papers through the years his constant arrest for domestic violence, drunk and disorderly, DUI, etc. All in all not a nice person.
    Killed your cat? He got off easy.

    What's sad is that if the police got involved, you would be punished worse for the car.

    no, whats sad is he hurt an innocent car. :(
  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,957 Member
    I once put Jolly Ranchers in my friends shower head. they start to melt when the hot water hits them...sticky friend....hilarity ensues.

    He started it by filling my bathtub with cherry Jello while I was on vacation.
  • swordsmith
    swordsmith Posts: 599 Member
    <snip>
    no, whats sad is he hurt an innocent car. :(

    Not really- it was a vette after all... not like its a real car... :tongue:

    I'm a Mustang guy... if it was a Mustang I would have done something different... :happy:
  • NiciS72
    NiciS72 Posts: 1,043 Member
    I honestly can't think of any of my own, but one that comes to mind is from an old coworker. She and her family lived in a suburb right outside of Chicago. If you know anything about winter in Chicagoland you know that people are VERY territorial about their parking spaces in certain areas. Well several years ago (maybe 2000) she and her sister spent an hour digging her car out from a huge snore snowstorm and then went to get the couch to put in the spot to save it. Low and behold one of their lazy neighbors plowed out of his spot and stole her nice clean spot before they could get the couch in place. She was so pissed that she went and hooked up the hose and sprayed down his car until it was a sheet of ice. Now THAT is KARMA!!!!!
  • Daysednconfused
    Daysednconfused Posts: 975 Member
    I've thought about getting even - or just being spiteful - on many occasions, but don't have the heart to pull it off. I must say that I'm enjoying these stories immensely and living vicariously through all you with the guts to go through with them!
  • My1985Freckles
    My1985Freckles Posts: 1,039 Member
    I've thought about getting even - or just being spiteful - on many occasions, but don't have the heart to pull it off. I must say that I'm enjoying these stories immensely and living vicariously through all you with the guts to go through with them!

    Me Too!!!! LOL
  • slay0r
    slay0r Posts: 669 Member
    Mines a bit long so I'll save this space for longer.. absolutely quality answers so far though, keep this thread bumped! :p

    Oh and dude that got bullied his whole life then blew up his car.. I had that as well.. I just lost weight, got fitter than them and then made them all jealous flirting with thier women.. no other way to get to someone more! ;) Plus they were all jealous of me anyway with their beer bellies they've now got!
  • bikermike5094
    bikermike5094 Posts: 1,752 Member
    not a revengeful thing, but a good practical joke..

    call your local military recruiting offices (all of them) and pretend to be your friend. Tell them your graduating from high school in a couple of weeks and want some information on joining the military. give them address, home and cell number. I promise you, they will NOT stop calling for months.
  • muffin_shufflin
    muffin_shufflin Posts: 239 Member
    To all of you that never "took revenge", my hat goes off to you. Taking the high road is probably better. But this was the one & only time (so far) that i've done anything like that.
    To everyone else, these are great! Keep them coming :laugh:
  • mrmanmeat
    mrmanmeat Posts: 1,968 Member
    What's the best (or I could say worst) thing you've done to get back at someone? I egged my ex's car :laugh: I know it was childish & wrong, so please, spare me the lectures. But it was so gratifying & it felt awsome! So what's your's?

    Typical 19 y/o action.
  • smantha32
    smantha32 Posts: 6,990 Member
    I blew up someones fully restored 1968 Corvette.

    Literally blew it up.

    ^ He wins. lol
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    I've lost 53 pounds since my divorce. Every holiday I make sure our kid send him tons of cookies and junk. He's gained about 35 pounds and we used to weigh the same.
  • Veganniee
    Veganniee Posts: 460 Member
    I know that our success is the best revenge blah blah blah, but whenever I hear that i think of:

    Frasier: You know the expression, Living well is the best revenge?

    Niles: It's a wonderful expression. I just don't know how true it is. You don't see it turning up in a lot of opera plots. Ludwig, maddened by the poisoning of his entire family, wreaks vengeance on Gunther in the third act by living well.

    Frasier: All right, Niles.

    Niles: Whereupon Woton, upon discovering his deception, wreaks vengeance on Gunther in the third act again by living even better than the Duke.

    Frasier: Oh, all right!
  • smantha32
    smantha32 Posts: 6,990 Member
    I blew up someones fully restored 1968 Corvette.

    Literally blew it up.

    Why? I'd like to find out the reason before I decide if I'm impressed or appalled :)

    Next door neighbor and local bully who picked on me unmercifully for years. Culminated in him killing my cat in a rather horrific manner.

    No one was injured and no damage other then the car (interior totally destroyed, blew the engine apart and off its mounts, completely severed right front tire and cut the front axle in half).

    This happened well over 25 years ago- since then I have read in the local papers through the years his constant arrest for domestic violence, drunk and disorderly, DUI, etc. All in all not a nice person.

    Omg... I have to say good for you.
    Anyone who hurts an animal deserves that much torture themselves and worse.
  • La_Amazona
    La_Amazona Posts: 4,855 Member
    I've lost 53 pounds since my divorce. Every holiday I make sure our kid send him tons of cookies and junk. He's gained about 35 pounds and we used to weigh the same.

    Hehe, my ex has gained about 15lbs and it's only been 4-5 months. :laugh:
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  • JenAiMarres
    JenAiMarres Posts: 743 Member
    Looking how I look now...Lmao...but I'm not really kidding!
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    Also when I found out my husband at the time was using websites to meet people I changed his profile to say he was looking for men. When he posted craigslist ads looking for girls to hook up with I edited them to say he was looking for men.
  • smantha32
    smantha32 Posts: 6,990 Member
    Also when I found out my husband at the time was using websites to meet people I changed his profile to say he was looking for men. When he posted craigslist ads looking for girls to hook up with I edited them to say he was looking for men.

    awesome. lol
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Kill them with kindness is what my gma always said...makes them squirm!!!
    That and a life well lived....esp when they said you wouldn't amount to anything!!!
  • smantha32
    smantha32 Posts: 6,990 Member
    I've never really done any, but a friend of mine has done many things to people.. slashing people's tires,

    he used to work for the phone company, so I know he went out to the phone pole and disconnected a few people's service,

    signed people up for magazine subscriptions, porn magazine subscriptions going to their jobs, stuff like that.
  • This makes me not want to date.


    no kidding!!!
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