Getting back at someone

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  • CountryDevil
    CountryDevil Posts: 819 Member
    Came across very nice and expensive dear stand in one of my trees that was clearly inside my property and posted as no hunting. When initially came across it I just tore it down and figured that was the end of it. Happened to go back to that same area of property a couple of days later to see the dear stand in the tree again. At this point, it was only a couple of days before dear season opened.

    That is when I put my plan into action....

    The morning of opening day of dear season, my Uncle, neighbor and I had gone out to the same area and hid in full camo, waiting until the a-holes show up. And they did all happy to see the dear stand still in place. I let them get in the stand and get situated, still hidden and waiting for the perfect moment. Then is happened, the perfect dear came through, but I still waited until they had them in their sites. At that point I got up from my hiding spot, walked over to the tree, started the chain saw that I had brought with me and began to cut the tree out from under them.

    Needless to say, after they scurried out of the tree asking my what the hell I was doing. I explained they didn't have permission to hunt on my land and was clearly marked as no hunting. I needed firewood and this was the tree I picked. I told them they would be escorted off the property without their dear stand or guns and could return with the Sheriff and game warden to retrieve them. They came back with the Sheriff trying to twist the story a bit but didn't work. In the end, they got fined, a 45 day hold put on their guns (well after dear season) and I ended up with the dear stand.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    I blew up someones fully restored 1968 Corvette.

    Literally blew it up.

    Why? I'd like to find out the reason before I decide if I'm impressed or appalled :)

    Next door neighbor and local bully who picked on me unmercifully for years. Culminated in him killing my cat in a rather horrific manner.

    No one was injured and no damage other then the car (interior totally destroyed, blew the engine apart and off its mounts, completely severed right front tire and cut the front axle in half).

    This happened well over 25 years ago- since then I have read in the local papers through the years his constant arrest for domestic violence, drunk and disorderly, DUI, etc. All in all not a nice person.
    Killed your cat? He got off easy.

    What's sad is that if the police got involved, you would be punished worse for the car.

    no, whats sad is he hurt an innocent car. :(

    no what's sad is you talk about being above revenge and all that uppity crap but yet you can't turn your cheek far enough to get yourself out of this thread. Screw a stupid car if someone did something to an animal I consider family they would be worrying about me ruining their life not their car. Now you can just turn your other cheek and try your best to leave this thread your uppity morals are in the wrong place and definitely off balance.

    Seconding that. If someone ever harmed any of my cats I could guarantee something jail-worthy as revenge. A car is more replaceable than a life, even a pet's.

    You definitely let him off easy. :cry:
  • SilverStrychnine
    SilverStrychnine Posts: 413 Member
    A bit of background info: I used to work for a very well known ghost tour company in Brisbane, it was my dream job as I had idolised and crushed on the "dark historian" who started it up...

    Until I got to know him. He turned out to be a real a-hole.... And lacking in research skills, which has lead his tours to be factually incorrect, and even some outright lies. He had a terrible temper and had quite erratic mood swings. He was also a real sleaze. Some of his comments to me include "You'd make a good burlesque dancer, you've got great curves", "I reckon we'd make more money if I bent you over the desk and my way with you and sold tickets to THAT!" and when I came in feeling unwell one day he said" well, let me know if you need a doctor.. I can make you feel better , *wink wink*" UGH.

    On my last day, I made one mistake. I was in the middle of rectifying it when he burst into my office and proceeded to yell at me for nearly an hour, without giving me a chance to explain myself. Finally, he yelled from his office "So can you fix this or not?!" That was it. I'd had enough. I yelled back, "NO. No I can't fix this. We're beyond repair." I gathered up my things and toddled out with my head held high.

    The last he ever saw of me was a pair of pitchfork stockings and blood splatter print heels.

    I have since become good friends with an actual, qualified historian who is dedicated to exposing my ex boss! (Here's his blog! http://hauntsofbrisbane.blogspot.com.au/) Oh, and he also happens to be the guy that helped my ex-boss get his business up and running, and worked alongside him for 5 years.

    Now to the revenge!

    In addition to posting links to the above blog, and several other exposing articles on his facebook page with my gaming account (check out this one from the Boggo Road Gaol Historical Society: http://boggoroad.blogspot.com.au/2012/02/truth-about-those-tours-around-boggo.html), the office of Fair Trading has been contacted, and his business is drying up as people are becoming more aware of things. And I sent a letter to his home address, a single piece of paper with only the words "Karma is such a *****" smack bang in the middle, in small, neat font. No return address on the back of course! It would have arrived at his house on Valentine's Day

    Lastly, market stalls are held every Sunday at the grounds surrounding the old Boggo Road Gaol, one of the original tour sites. My ex boss of course has a little stall set up to promote his wares. My new friend and I took a lovely stroll past his stall, arm in arm, smiling and laughing with each other, me looking SUPER good, I must say :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    The look on his face was pure poison.
  • zenchild
    zenchild Posts: 680 Member
    I worked in a retail pet store where I was the most experienced person. I'd been with the company 14 years and could work in any department. The store manager and assistant manager did their best to make my life miserable. Constantly changing my schedule, giving me the worst shifts, scheduling me alone so I couldn't take a lunch (and then yelling me when I didn't take a lunch). I think it was because I knew more about how the store operated than they did and they hated it. I eventually found a new job. I had three weeks between the new job offer and my first day. I waited a little while before telling them that I was leaving. I left one week before Black Friday.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    You know that country song by Carrie Underwood, I think. You know the one where she trashed his truck. Yeah... that was me. :embarassed:
  • Wileyjoe
    Wileyjoe Posts: 282
    College pranks were many. Best one I can remember was when living on the 5th floor in a dorm. We cleared everything out of our friends room, hauled up a lot of snow and built a large snowman in the middle of their room. What fun!
  • "Living well is the best revenge.'

    When I read that it was attributed to one of Johnny Carson's ex wives.

    I've found that to be absolutely true. I get no joy out of causing someone else pain. So, I just do something really cool, and I feel better. After that, it doesn't matter what they think about it.
  • Squidgeypaws007
    Squidgeypaws007 Posts: 1,012 Member
    I am usually too lazy to do anything to "get back" at people but there was one occasion at university. One of my friends had pissed me off (for a reason I can't even remember) just a day before we all had exams....sooo, when he left his room to go to the bathroom I took his clock down and put it forward by half an hour. He didn't realise, and the next morning he set off for his exam, getting there about forty minutes before he should have and found no one there. He thought he had the wrong day, so he turned around and came home.....

    Luckily we found him and managed to get him there in time, but it still makes me giggle to think of it.

    Also (this wasn't really getting back at someone, but on the topic of memories that make me laugh) the first time I met my hubby for a date, we went to a pub near us. About half way through he asked me where the toilets were....so I gave him directions to the ladies. His face when he got back to me : priceless ;)
  • thepanttherlady
    thepanttherlady Posts: 258 Member
    This makes me not want to date.

    Agreed. Some of these posts are appalling. O_o
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Came across very nice and expensive dear stand in one of my trees that was clearly inside my property and posted as no hunting. When initially came across it I just tore it down and figured that was the end of it. Happened to go back to that same area of property a couple of days later to see the dear stand in the tree again. At this point, it was only a couple of days before dear season opened.

    That is when I put my plan into action....

    The morning of opening day of dear season, my Uncle, neighbor and I had gone out to the same area and hid in full camo, waiting until the a-holes show up. And they did all happy to see the dear stand still in place. I let them get in the stand and get situated, still hidden and waiting for the perfect moment. Then is happened, the perfect dear came through, but I still waited until they had them in their sites. At that point I got up from my hiding spot, walked over to the tree, started the chain saw that I had brought with me and began to cut the tree out from under them.

    Needless to say, after they scurried out of the tree asking my what the hell I was doing. I explained they didn't have permission to hunt on my land and was clearly marked as no hunting. I needed firewood and this was the tree I picked. I told them they would be escorted off the property without their dear stand or guns and could return with the Sheriff and game warden to retrieve them. They came back with the Sheriff trying to twist the story a bit but didn't work. In the end, they got fined, a 45 day hold put on their guns (well after dear season) and I ended up with the dear stand.

    Nice! Movie worthy story for sure!!
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    take all the penis pictures he ever sent you and make a collage and hang it in a bathroom in a lesbian bar, explaining (with his phone number) that he thinks they only claim to be lesbian for the attention.

    Make popcorn.
  • Being2befit
    Being2befit Posts: 127 Member
    Ive never done anything..but thought about it..like carrie underwood stuff
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    awwwwwwwwww man now I wish I was a dude with a chainsaw
  • dawn_eichert
    dawn_eichert Posts: 487 Member
    This is the best read all day... I wish I had the gonads to do some of these things but always end up thinking of my kids first. My best revenge so far has just been being happy, getting remarried, paying off all my debt....all while he sleeps on a friends couch for the past 4 years. Oh and holding the fact that he owes over $50K in back child support and should he mess with me further, I have the DA's office on speed dial....
  • muffin_shufflin
    muffin_shufflin Posts: 239 Member
    This makes me not want to date.

    Agreed. Some of these posts are appalling. O_o

    It shouldn't make anyone afraid to date. It should make people be afraid of being a *kitten*. So long as you're not a douche, you'll be just fine :tongue:
  • Eyedrops in his bottle of booze....excessive trips to the bathroom, from what I heard from mutual friends...he was none the wiser.

    That was my revenge for ditching me and our child after 15 years, for someone else, while leaving me with all the bills and the key to our house which he still lives in.
    I never wanted that money pit. He can have it.

    :devil:
  • bmxpop
    bmxpop Posts: 353 Member
    Many years ago...probably middle school age, I used to carry a sack lunch to school each day. The Bus Stop Bully liked to sneak up behind us younger kids and punch our sack lunches, smashing the sandwiches inside.
    I finally had enough and came up with a plan. I taped up a baseball, covering it with thumbtacks pointed outwards and carried that in a bag as though it was my lunch. It worked perfectly as Bus Stop Bully got what was coming to him while my "real" lunch remained safely in my gym bag.
  • take all the penis pictures he ever sent you and make a collage and hang it in a bathroom in a lesbian bar, explaining (with his phone number) that he thinks they only claim to be lesbian for the attention.

    Make popcorn.


    BOOM!!!
  • La_Amazona
    La_Amazona Posts: 4,855 Member
    This makes me not want to date.

    Agreed. Some of these posts are appalling. O_o

    It shouldn't make anyone afraid to date. It should make people be afraid of being a *kitten*. So long as you're not a douche, you'll be just fine :tongue:

    exactly! haha
  • BaconMD
    BaconMD Posts: 1,165 Member
    Many years ago...probably middle school age, I used to carry a sack lunch to school each day. The Bus Stop Bully liked to sneak up behind us younger kids and punch our sack lunches, smashing the sandwiches inside.
    I finally had enough and came up with a plan. I taped up a baseball, covering it with thumbtacks pointed outwards and carried that in a bag as though it was my lunch. It worked perfectly as Bus Stop Bully got what was coming to him while my "real" lunch remained safely in my gym bag.

    That is AWESOME. If I ever have a kid that gets picked on like that, I'm going to remember this!
  • I've never really had the need to get revenge on someone but this is the best story I have ever heard...when my huband was in high school he worked for a pizza company (the one in the hut :wink: ) and one night one of his coworkers got really mad at their boss. Well at the end of the night the boss asked them to make a pizza for her to take home, so they took out the crust, put on some sauce, he then went on to pleasure himself ontop of this pizza and covered up the evidence with cheese and toppings :sick: lmao sooo nasty but pretty funny :laugh:
  • Avalonis
    Avalonis Posts: 1,540 Member
    In University I had a room mate that kept eating my food. Not that I mind of course but he NEVER bought groceries EVER! So one day after months of me *****ing at him with no effect, I peed in my own juice carton in the fridge. Just as I suspected, one day I came home and there was the empty juice carton on the kitchen counter. Twisted and immature but oh so sweet revenge.

    Thats ****ing disgusting. And illegal. You could get registered as a sex offender for that...
  • wrote "hope she was worth it" on his lawn with weed killer.
  • muffin_shufflin
    muffin_shufflin Posts: 239 Member
    I've never really had the need to get revenge on someone but this is the best story I have ever heard...when my huband was in high school he worked for a pizza company (the one in the hut :wink: ) and one night one of his coworkers got really mad at their boss. Well at the end of the night the boss asked them to make a pizza for her to take home, so they took out the crust, put on some sauce, he then went on to pleasure himself ontop of this pizza and covered up the evidence with cheese and toppings :sick: lmao sooo nasty but pretty funny :laugh:

    :noway: There are no words.
  • MrDude_1
    MrDude_1 Posts: 2,510 Member
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    no, whats sad is he hurt an innocent car. :(

    Not really- it was a vette after all... not like its a real car... :tongue:

    I'm a Mustang guy... if it was a Mustang I would have done something different... :happy:

    Everytime I see a mustang, I look inside it to see if the chick driving it is hot.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    I've never really had the need to get revenge on someone but this is the best story I have ever heard...when my huband was in high school he worked for a pizza company (the one in the hut :wink: ) and one night one of his coworkers got really mad at their boss. Well at the end of the night the boss asked them to make a pizza for her to take home, so they took out the crust, put on some sauce, he then went on to pleasure himself ontop of this pizza and covered up the evidence with cheese and toppings :sick: lmao sooo nasty but pretty funny :laugh:

    :noway: :sick:
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    wrote "hope she was worth it" on his lawn with weed killer.

    That would've been perfect if I wasn't the one still living in the house! I did mow F U into the hill on my front lawn once because my neighbors kept complaining about my dogs and my lawn. Neither of which were complaint worthy, they were just anal.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Many years ago...probably middle school age, I used to carry a sack lunch to school each day. The Bus Stop Bully liked to sneak up behind us younger kids and punch our sack lunches, smashing the sandwiches inside.
    I finally had enough and came up with a plan. I taped up a baseball, covering it with thumbtacks pointed outwards and carried that in a bag as though it was my lunch. It worked perfectly as Bus Stop Bully got what was coming to him while my "real" lunch remained safely in my gym bag.

    You were a mini genius as a child, weren't you?
  • MrDude_1
    MrDude_1 Posts: 2,510 Member
    no what's sad is you talk about being above revenge and all that uppity crap but yet you can't turn your cheek far enough to get yourself out of this thread. Screw a stupid car if someone did something to an animal I consider family they would be worrying about me ruining their life not their car. Now you can just turn your other cheek and try your best to leave this thread your uppity morals are in the wrong place and definitely off balance.

    you're the kind of person I piss off for amusement... because its easy to do and im lazy.
    Seconding that. If someone ever harmed any of my cats I could guarantee something jail-worthy as revenge. A car is more replaceable than a life, even a pet's.

    you're just like above, but even easier because you're just following the first person.
    btw... think about what you just said... do you think "blowing up someones car" is not "jail-worthy"?
    or are you going to go on about how compassionate you are to animals, and then tell us how you're going to physically harm a human being to the point of being a "jail-worthy" offense?
  • bmxpop
    bmxpop Posts: 353 Member
    Many years ago...probably middle school age, I used to carry a sack lunch to school each day. The Bus Stop Bully liked to sneak up behind us younger kids and punch our sack lunches, smashing the sandwiches inside.
    I finally had enough and came up with a plan. I taped up a baseball, covering it with thumbtacks pointed outwards and carried that in a bag as though it was my lunch. It worked perfectly as Bus Stop Bully got what was coming to him while my "real" lunch remained safely in my gym bag.

    You were a mini genius as a child, weren't you?

    I was pretty lucky that Bus Stop Bully didn't beat the crap out of me afterwards!!
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