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  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
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    http://theoatmeal.com/comics/failed_experiment


    LOL! I forgot to check the copy and paste BEFORE checking out the guys comic on page #1
  • Secret_Agent_007
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    A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awakening around 8:00 pm. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes and drove home.

    "Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house.

    "Darling, I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary and we've been having sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn't wake up until eight o'clock."

    The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You lying *kitten*! You've been playing golf!".
  • AmandaBroun
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    List of grad students who have received fellowships. Nothing fun.
  • MrDude_1
    MrDude_1 Posts: 2,510 Member
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    I know that a lot of guys who are CS majors aren't good at coding, being a good coder comes from experience, not from lectures.
    VERY true.
    Im a 2nd generation coder.. I grew up with my dad writing software, and have literally been doing it my whole life.. I had my first programming job at 12, and by high school every time I was on vacation, I was working full time as a programmer..
    Its part of the reason I get so pissed about poor code, when theres no reason to write crap... everything is easier when you already know a better way to do it.
  • CakeFit21
    CakeFit21 Posts: 2,521 Member
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    http://www.tastebook.com/recipes/249096-Gulliver-s-Cream-Corn

    Trying to find my mom's recipe for creamed corn from her 1965 Better Homes and Gardens Cookbook. This one is close but has MSG in it!
  • SarahRuth♥
    SarahRuth♥ Posts: 609 Member
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    uhh.... that probably wont make sense to anyone. lol im at work.
    fun game though.

    First time I've ever been comfortable hanging out in the forums at work. If anyone were looking over my shoulder when I got to your post, it looks like I'm actually working... Thanks!! LMBO
  • SarahRuth♥
    SarahRuth♥ Posts: 609 Member
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    Oh, and mine would be:

    bss:HoverMenu
  • AtticusFinch
    AtticusFinch Posts: 1,263 Member
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    I'm at work...does this make sense to anyone???

    Is it an eye test chart for someone who's pissed you off ?
  • Allie_71
    Allie_71 Posts: 1,063 Member
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    woah. it was an anti-twilight rant article with wayyyyyy too much swearing. :/ I'd get my heiny kicked off if I posted it :)
  • fakeplastictree
    fakeplastictree Posts: 836 Member
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    Plyometrics – are fast, explosive exercises It improves the function of nervous system, increasing alertness and improvement in athletic performance and performed the way Jessica does them, they serve as HIIT training as well.
  • pauljsolie
    pauljsolie Posts: 1,024 Member
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    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/46477980?43001

    This woman is a nut job!!!!
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
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    uʍop ǝpısdn ǝʇıɹʍ uɐɔ ı
  • loombeav
    loombeav Posts: 391 Member
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    Ingredients
    1 whole Fryer Chicken, Cut Up (or 3 Cups Cooked Chicken)
    1 whole Medium Onion, Diced
    4 cloves Garlic, Minced
    2 whole Cans Green Chilies, Chopped
    1 pound Dried Beans, Rinsed
    8 cups Chicken Broth
    1 whole Jalapeno, Sliced
    1-½ Tablespoon Ground Cumin
    ½ teaspoons Paprika
    ½ teaspoons Cayenne Pepper
    Salt To Taste
    White Pepper, To Taste
    1 cup Milk
    2 Tablespoons Masa (corn Flour) OR Cornmeal

    Grated Monterey Jack, To Taste for garnish
    Sour Cream For Garnish
    Cilantro For Garnish
    Guacamole (optional)
    Pico De Gallo (optional)
    Corn Tortillas (warmed)
    Preparation Instructions

    Cover chicken and cook for 20 to 30 minutes or until done. Remove meat from bones. Set aside.
    In a dutch oven over medium-high heat, saute onions and garlic for 2 minutes. Add chopped green chilies, then rinsed beans. Pour chicken broth into the pan. Add sliced jalapenos. Season with salt, pepper, and cumin. Place lid on pot and reduce heat to low.
    Cook for 2 hours or until beans are done. Halfway through the cooking process, add 3 cups of cooked chicken.
    When beans are tender, mix milk with masa (or cornmeal) and pour into the chili. Cook for an additional ten minutes to thicken. Check seasoning and adjust, adding cayenne pepper and paprika if desired.
    Add some Monterey Jack cheese to the pot and stir to melt.
    Serve chili in a bowl. Garnish with cilantro, sour cream, extra cheese—even pico de gallo and guacamole, if you have some on hand. Roll up warm corn tortillas and serve on the side of the bowl.

    Recipe I sent to a friend.
  • MrDude_1
    MrDude_1 Posts: 2,510 Member
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    dsSOLineList = new ArrayList();
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    uhh.... that probably wont make sense to anyone. lol im at work.
    fun game though.

    First time I've ever been comfortable hanging out in the forums at work. If anyone were looking over my shoulder when I got to your post, it looks like I'm actually working... Thanks!! LMBO

    funny you mentioned that.. someone walked up behind me when I was replying to someone that quoted that... I didnt bother taking it off the screen since it was "code".
    it also helps that my firefox window is only tall enough to fit the reply box.....
  • CajunApril
    CajunApril Posts: 60 Member
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    http://www.vhpsugar.com/


    I sent a link to my boss in regards to a question of what my company does.
  • MsMuniz
    MsMuniz Posts: 399 Member
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    They had planned to take a walk around the neighborhood to look at what Wilma had done to everyone’s house.
  • vegasaims
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    No
    School


    Making a new form for work.