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tomomatic
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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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  • SinIsIn
    SinIsIn Posts: 1,865 Member
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    Chuck Norris can leave a message BEFORE the beep!
  • agthorn
    agthorn Posts: 1,844 Member
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    Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
  • agthorn
    agthorn Posts: 1,844 Member
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    Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Unfortunately, Chuck Norris never cries.
  • SinIsIn
    SinIsIn Posts: 1,865 Member
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    Chuck Norris ate out of the Superbowl!
  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,957 Member
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    The Greeks created the Olympics for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris created the Special Olympics for the rest of us.
  • richied26
    richied26 Posts: 948 Member
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    Chuck Norris can tell its not butter
  • CMmrsfloyd
    CMmrsfloyd Posts: 2,383 Member
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    Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
  • Trovan
    Trovan Posts: 133 Member
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    Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
  • mayaeberhard
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    Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants
  • adrian_indy
    adrian_indy Posts: 1,444 Member
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    Chuck Norris uses live rattle snakes as a condom.
  • MrCaleb
    MrCaleb Posts: 26
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    Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the earth down.

    Chuck Norris counted to Infinity...twice.
  • _SusieQ_
    _SusieQ_ Posts: 2,964 Member
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    The boogey man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,957 Member
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    Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move.
  • TheMerryPup
    TheMerryPup Posts: 186 Member
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    Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
    Chuck Norris can walk into a revolving door behind you and come out in front of you.
  • aprilgicker
    aprilgicker Posts: 395 Member
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    All options are customer service for Chuck Norris
  • killagb
    killagb Posts: 3,280 Member
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    This is so 2005.
  • BlackRangerX
    BlackRangerX Posts: 133 Member
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    chuck norris can chew water!!
  • MrCaleb
    MrCaleb Posts: 26
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    There isn't a chin under Chuck Norris' beard, it's an extra fist.
  • tiffiemariee
    tiffiemariee Posts: 19 Member
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    Chuck Norris got pulled over once by a policeman for speeding. Chuck gave him a warning.
  • TeutonicKnight
    TeutonicKnight Posts: 367 Member
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    Chuck Norris can lift Thor's Hammer with his beard.

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