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Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries0
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This is so 2005.0
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If Chuck Norris had been in the movie "300", the film would be called 1.0
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris
because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
(seriously. type "find Chuck Norris" in Google and then Search)0 -
When you open a can of whoop-*kitten*, Chuck Norris jumps out.0
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris
because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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Chuck norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird0
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The only reason Chuck Norris hasnt died is because he is scared that Bruce Lee will kick his *kitten* again in heaven.0
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The only reason Chuck Norris hasnt died is because he is scared that Bruce Lee will kick his *kitten* again in heaven.
*ding ding ding* We have a winner.0 -
when chuck norris is bitten by a vampire, the vampire turns into chuck norris.0
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Chuck Norris can hear lightning and see thunder..0
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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris!0
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Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks.0
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chuck norris can believe its not butter0
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Chuck Norris wears Chief's pajamas!0
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Chuck Norris's penis is so big, it has it's own penis. And that penis is still bigger than your penis.0
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did0
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If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, never ask to see his 3-hole punch.
*edit* Not really a fact I guess... more like a warning.0 -
Chuck Norris's penis is so big, it has it's own penis. And that penis is still bigger than your penis.
come one, there are plenty of better big **** jokes in drew careys 101 big **** jokes.0 -
Chuck Norris can tell you how to get to Sesame Street.0
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