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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.0
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If every day where like today, in 5 weeks, Chuck Norris would still bodyslam you with telekinesis.0
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chuck norris uses pepper spray to season his steaks0
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Chuck Norris counted to Infinity...twice.
I've seen that one for Rory Williams as well. Telling how much of a nerd I am?0 -
sick of this chuck norris **** on every site i go on0
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Chuck Norris doesn't mow the lawn, he dares the grass to grow.0
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They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take *kitten* from anybody.
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.0 -
Chuck Norris can hear sign language and speak braille.0
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Chuck Norris doesn't ranger roll his Patrol Cap, he ranger roles his ACH.
Chuck Norris's DNA isn't a double helix.. it's barbed wire wrapped around it's self.0 -
If every day where like today, in 5 weeks, Chuck Norris would still bodyslam you with telekinesis.0
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity....twice!0
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Chuck Norris was born on May 6, 1945
Nazi Germany surrendered on May 7, 1945
coincidence? I think not!0 -
Chuck Norris won the 1983 Poker Tournament with a Four of Clubs, a Get out of Jail Free card, and the green four from Uno.0
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sick of this chuck norris **** on every site i go on
Aren't you just a merry ray of sunshine?0 -
Chuck Norris once gave someone a bone marrow transplant, Wolverine says he's gratefull.0
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sick of this chuck norris **** on every site i go on
Did you hear that? It was the door bell ringing to let you know Chuck Norris will pulling up drive in 3....2....10 -
This is so 2005.0
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Chuck Norris doesn't mow the lawn, he dares the grass to grow.
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See Spot get kicked in the face by a Chuck Norris Roundhouse0 -
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