Best movie quote of all time???

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  • jmulldome
    jmulldome Posts: 69
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    "Don't change the subject, just answer the f***in' question." - Braveheart
  • jmulldome
    jmulldome Posts: 69
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    "I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability" - As Good As It Gets
  • Shell_7609
    Shell_7609 Posts: 786 Member
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    Gandhi said that whatever you do in life will be insignificant, but it's very important that you do it because nobody else will. Like when someone comes into your life and half of you says: "You're nowhere near ready". And the other half says: "Make her yours forever". Michael, Caroline asked me what would I say if I knew you could hear me. I said: "I do know. I love you. God, I miss you, and I forgive you. - Remember Me

    You once told me, our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch. Is that true for everybody, or is it just poetic bull****? - Remember Me

    "I carried a watermelon." - Dirty Dancing

    "Well, I believe in the soul, the ****, the *****, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days." - bull Durham

    "Get busy living, or get busy dying." - Shawshank Redemption
  • wbgolden
    wbgolden Posts: 2,071 Member
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    "Ever fired your gun in the air and yelled, 'Aaaaaaah?' "
  • 2kidsandadonut
    2kidsandadonut Posts: 140 Member
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    Wow some of the best lines come from my favorite but little known movie 'Death to Smoochy'

    "Are you ok?" "Well, I'm pretty f**ked up in general so it's kinda hard to gauge" - Robin Williams

    Edward Norton - "I thought you cleaned up!" " Oh I cleaned up all right I clean up half the poppies in Asia!"

    "You will learn the meaning of shame Smoochy" - Robin Williams

    "Oh you like fairy tales do yah? Hey boys tell him the one about the arsehole who get's his head chopped off with an ax"

    "It's a rocketship" - Edward Norton - "NO it's not! What are you, blind? It's a c**k! It's not a rocket, you sick f**k! It's a c**k! Look. It's a c**k and balls! A d**k! Chorizo and the huevos! It's a big stiffy! It's a penis! Penis maximus! A willie! A weenie! Mr. Jiggle Daddy! The one-eyed wonder weasel! Don't you see that? It's Jimmy and the twins. Rumple Foreskin. He made this. It's made from dil-dough.

    I've never owned a gun, I don't believe in 'em. When we were kids and my brothers and played Cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Edward Norton

    It's small but it's fierce! - Robin Williams

    "Hello little nipple nibbler" - Robin Williams

    All right boys. Let's go pray and get $#!& faced. - Pam Ferris

    "Wally the whale how did you have sex with wally the whale?" "Arrrrggghhh Dar she blows!"

    Sorry if I smell like piss. You know how it is.

    Oh, thank you, Mother Teresa, why don't you tell that to the angry mob outside? They want my ****ing *kitten*. I'm like a god damn toaster at Macy's; Rainbow's *kitten* - aisle three.


    Tommy: This I guarantee: That f**kin' Randolph has seen his last rainbow. We're going to find him, cut off his balls, and shove 'em up his *kitten*.
    Sheldon: Well, maybe we should leave that for the cops, Tommy.
    Roy: Cops won't do the ball thing, it's against procedure.

    OMG! I could go all night BEST MOVIE EVER!!
  • Alexandrosrh9
    Alexandrosrh9 Posts: 23
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    "We're gonna need a bigger boat"
    -JAWS
  • WorkoutMaine
    WorkoutMaine Posts: 91
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    "Ever fired your gun in the air and yelled, 'Aaaaaaah?' "
    Best Movie Ever!!!!!
  • asgard825
    asgard825 Posts: 1,516 Member
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    "We're gonna need a bigger boat"
    -JAWS

    awesome
  • darkknightfan
    darkknightfan Posts: 396 Member
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    Han Solo: Never tell me the odds.
    ~Empire Strikes Back
  • garita93
    garita93 Posts: 276 Member
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    I'll be your huckleberry- Tombstone
  • beebabe
    beebabe Posts: 67
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    These arent the best of all time but I love them!


    When the *kitten* did we get ice cream?--The Ringer


    Do the chickens have large talons?--Napoleon Dynamite


    When you make a blame sandwich, you gotta be ready to eat it yourself.--Mr. Woodcock
  • Sgl_ronin
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    I'm gonna make him an offer her can't refuse. ~ Godfather
    Say Hello to my little friend. ~ Scarface
    Luke... I'm your Father! ~ Empire Strikes Back
    I want this pretty boy Ness DEAD! I want his family DEAD! I want his house burnt to the ground! I wanna go there in the middle of the night and piss on his ashes! ~ The Untouchables.
  • j_courter
    j_courter Posts: 999 Member
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    I am not left handed!
  • ladyplaz
    ladyplaz Posts: 186 Member
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    Badgers! We don't need no stinking badgers! UHF :laugh:
  • Merc71
    Merc71 Posts: 412 Member
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    Han Solo: Never tell me the odds.
    ~Empire Strikes Back

    Full of epic win, sir!
  • Merc71
    Merc71 Posts: 412 Member
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    This one has to be my all-time favorite!

    "Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

    -- The Principal in "Billy Madison"
  • darkknightfan
    darkknightfan Posts: 396 Member
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    Napoleon Dynamite: You know, like nunchuku skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.
  • coke281
    coke281 Posts: 21
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    IS BUTTER A CARB??? - mean girls
  • asgard825
    asgard825 Posts: 1,516 Member
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    "are u Mad! I am ur daughter! The others
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
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    "What's the matter, Nick? Do you need some Chapstick or something? Because your lips keep getting stuck on your teeth. Or is that your idea of a smile?" -- Tequila Sunrise

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