Best movie quote of all time???

what say you??
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  • Life's a garden, dig it! Haha love me some Joe Dirt!
  • tamheath
    tamheath Posts: 702 Member
    I'll have what she's having.
  • kealambert
    kealambert Posts: 961 Member
    whatever it is, it was from a Coen brothers movie
  • Espressocycle
    Espressocycle Posts: 2,245 Member
    I'm shocked, shocked to find that there is gambling going on in this establishment!
    Your winnings, sir
    Ah, thank you.
  • MrDude_1
    MrDude_1 Posts: 2,510 Member
    should I just start listing the ones that people will post in here? lol


    Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
    I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
    You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.[2]
    Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.
    Here's looking at you, kid.
    Go ahead, make my day
    All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.[3]
    May the Force be with you.
    Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
    You talkin' to me?
    What we've got here is failure to communicate.[4]
    I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
    Love means never having to say you're sorry.
    The stuff that dreams are made of.[5]
    E.T. phone home.
    They call me Mister Tibbs!
    Rosebud.
    Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
    I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!
    Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
    A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
    Bond. James Bond.
    There's no place like home.
    I am big! It's the pictures that got small.
    Show me the money!
    Why don't you come up sometime and see me?[8]
    I'm walking here! I'm walking here![9]
    Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By.'[10]
    You can't handle the truth!
    I want to be alone.
    After all, tomorrow is another day!
    Round up the usual suspects.
    I'll have what she's having.
    You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow.
    You're gonna need a bigger boat.[11]
    Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges![12]
    I'll be back.
    Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.[13]
    If you build it, he will come.[14]
    Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
    We rob banks.
    Plastics.
    We'll always have Paris.
    I see dead people.
    Stella! Hey, Stella!
    Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.
    Shane. Shane. Come back!
    Well, nobody's perfect.
    It's alive! It's alive!
    Houston, we have a problem.[15]
    You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?[16]
    You had me at 'hello.'
    One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.[17]
    There's no crying in baseball!
    La-dee-da, la-dee-da.
    A boy's best friend is his mother.
    Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.[18]
    Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.[19]
    As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.
    Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into![20]
    Say 'hello' to my little friend!
    What a dump.[21]
    Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?[22]
    Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!
    Elementary, my dear Watson.[23]
    Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape.
    Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
    Here's Johnny![24]
    They're here!
    Is it safe?
    Wait a minute, wait a minute. You ain't heard nothin' yet![25]
    No wire hangers, ever![26]
    Mother of mercy, is this the end of Rico?
    Forget it, Jake, it's Chinatown.
    I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
    Hasta la vista, baby.
    Soylent Green is people!
    Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
    Striker: "Surely you can't be serious." Rumack: "I am serious...and don't call me Shirley."
    Yo, Adrian!
    Hello gorgeous.
    Toga! Toga!
    Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
    Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.[27]
    My precious.
    Attica! Attica!
    Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a star!
    Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go!
    Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.
    A martini. Shaken, not stirred.[29]
    Who's on first.
    Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac...It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!
    Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death!
    I feel the need—the need for speed!
    Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
    Snap out of it!
    My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
    Nobody puts Baby in a corner.
    I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!
    I'm king of the world!
  • firesoforion
    firesoforion Posts: 1,017 Member
    HAROLD! That was your last date!
  • okerachel
    okerachel Posts: 45 Member
    "Why does God need a spaceship?"
    Star Trek V: The Final Frontier.
  • ItsMeRebekah
    ItsMeRebekah Posts: 909 Member
    "Fat guy in a little coaat.. Fat guy in a littttleee coaaat" haha i laugh every time!
  • ball858
    ball858 Posts: 395 Member
    "I hope i give you the f@#king ****s"

    Dog soldiers, just as he was about to be eaten by a warewolf!
  • Ive posted this before before figure its worth saying again

    Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift and that is why they call it the present =D
  • jenluvsushi
    jenluvsushi Posts: 933 Member
    I'm a man who discovered the wheel, and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn! That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of ours. It's science.
  • sylvuz323
    sylvuz323 Posts: 468 Member
    No more yanky my wanky
  • WhittRak
    WhittRak Posts: 567 Member
    HEEYYY YOUUUU GUUUUYSSSSSS!!

    The Goonies
  • TheDoctor90
    TheDoctor90 Posts: 461 Member
    There may be a day when the courage of men fails...but it is not this day! This day, we FIGHT! LoTR - Return of the King

    You cockroaches wanna play rough? OK, I'm reloading! Scarface

    The first rule of fight club... Fight Club

    Wait, are you the billionaire owner of Apple computers? Are you Steve Jobs? Then you have no right to wear New Balance Sneakers. Crazy, Stupid Love

    The greatest lesson you'll ever learn, is just to love, and be loved in return. Moulin Rouge

    Do or do not, there is no try - Star Wars
  • 967_1111
    967_1111 Posts: 221 Member
    I thought they smelled bad...on the outside!
  • erickirb
    erickirb Posts: 12,294 Member
    "Here's a new idea for you. I'll give you a spoon so you can eat my *kitten*"

    and

    "It's not about these rusty trombones, and these dirty Sanchez"
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    "I hope i give you the f@#king ****s"

    Dog soldiers, just as he was about to be eaten by a warewolf!

    YES!
  • RTricia
    RTricia Posts: 720
    GET THAT CORN OUTTA MY FACE!! ~Nacho Libre
  • "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try."
  • simplyblessed5
    simplyblessed5 Posts: 130 Member
    “The best love is the kind that awakens the soul and makes us reach for more, that plants a fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds. And that's what you've given me. That's what I'd hoped to give you forever”
    ― Nicholas Sparks

    “We fell in love, despite our differences, and once we did, something rare and beautiful was created. For me, love like that has only happened once, and that's why every minute we spent together has been seared in my memory. I'll never forget a single moment of it.”
    ― Nicholas Sparks, The Notebook
  • Vipecap
    Vipecap Posts: 166 Member
    "You best get that bad look off your face, before I knock it off"
    - Clubber Lang, Rocky III
  • should I just start listing the ones that people will post in here? lol


    Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
    I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
    You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.[2]
    Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.
    Here's looking at you, kid.
    Go ahead, make my day
    All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.[3]
    May the Force be with you.
    Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
    You talkin' to me?
    What we've got here is failure to communicate.[4]
    I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
    Love means never having to say you're sorry.
    The stuff that dreams are made of.[5]
    E.T. phone home.
    They call me Mister Tibbs!
    Rosebud.
    Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
    I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!
    Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
    A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
    Bond. James Bond.
    There's no place like home.
    I am big! It's the pictures that got small.
    Show me the money!
    Why don't you come up sometime and see me?[8]
    I'm walking here! I'm walking here![9]
    Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By.'[10]
    You can't handle the truth!
    I want to be alone.
    After all, tomorrow is another day!
    Round up the usual suspects.
    I'll have what she's having.
    You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow.
    You're gonna need a bigger boat.[11]
    Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges![12]
    I'll be back.
    Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.[13]
    If you build it, he will come.[14]
    Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
    We rob banks.
    Plastics.
    We'll always have Paris.
    I see dead people.
    Stella! Hey, Stella!
    Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.
    Shane. Shane. Come back!
    Well, nobody's perfect.
    It's alive! It's alive!
    Houston, we have a problem.[15]
    You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?[16]
    You had me at 'hello.'
    One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.[17]
    There's no crying in baseball!
    La-dee-da, la-dee-da.
    A boy's best friend is his mother.
    Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.[18]
    Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.[19]
    As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.
    Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into![20]
    Say 'hello' to my little friend!
    What a dump.[21]
    Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?[22]
    Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!
    Elementary, my dear Watson.[23]
    Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape.
    Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
    Here's Johnny![24]
    They're here!
    Is it safe?
    Wait a minute, wait a minute. You ain't heard nothin' yet![25]
    No wire hangers, ever![26]
    Mother of mercy, is this the end of Rico?
    Forget it, Jake, it's Chinatown.
    I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
    Hasta la vista, baby.
    Soylent Green is people!
    Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
    Striker: "Surely you can't be serious." Rumack: "I am serious...and don't call me Shirley."
    Yo, Adrian!
    Hello gorgeous.
    Toga! Toga!
    Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
    Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.[27]
    My precious.
    Attica! Attica!
    Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a star!
    Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go!
    Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.
    A martini. Shaken, not stirred.[29]
    Who's on first.
    Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac...It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!
    Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death!
    I feel the need—the need for speed!
    Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
    Snap out of it!
    My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
    Nobody puts Baby in a corner.
    I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!
    I'm king of the world!

    HOLY COW........how long did it take to type all of this? LOL......that fantastical!! :)
  • You're about as useful as a poopie flavored lollipop.
  • Bevkus
    Bevkus Posts: 274 Member
    God made dinosaurs, god killed dinosaurs. God made man, man killed god, man made dinosaurs....

    From Jurrasic Park!
  • MrDude_1
    MrDude_1 Posts: 2,510 Member
    should I just start listing the ones that people will post in here? lol


    Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
    I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
    You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.[2]
    Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.
    Here's looking at you, kid.
    Go ahead, make my day
    All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.[3]
    May the Force be with you.
    Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
    You talkin' to me?
    What we've got here is failure to communicate.[4]
    I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
    Love means never having to say you're sorry.
    The stuff that dreams are made of.[5]
    E.T. phone home.
    They call me Mister Tibbs!
    Rosebud.
    Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
    I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!
    Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
    A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
    Bond. James Bond.
    There's no place like home.
    I am big! It's the pictures that got small.
    Show me the money!
    Why don't you come up sometime and see me?[8]
    I'm walking here! I'm walking here![9]
    Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By.'[10]
    You can't handle the truth!
    I want to be alone.
    After all, tomorrow is another day!
    Round up the usual suspects.
    I'll have what she's having.
    You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow.
    You're gonna need a bigger boat.[11]
    Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges![12]
    I'll be back.
    Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.[13]
    If you build it, he will come.[14]
    Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
    We rob banks.
    Plastics.
    We'll always have Paris.
    I see dead people.
    Stella! Hey, Stella!
    Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.
    Shane. Shane. Come back!
    Well, nobody's perfect.
    It's alive! It's alive!
    Houston, we have a problem.[15]
    You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?[16]
    You had me at 'hello.'
    One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.[17]
    There's no crying in baseball!
    La-dee-da, la-dee-da.
    A boy's best friend is his mother.
    Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.[18]
    Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.[19]
    As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.
    Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into![20]
    Say 'hello' to my little friend!
    What a dump.[21]
    Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?[22]
    Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!
    Elementary, my dear Watson.[23]
    Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape.
    Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
    Here's Johnny![24]
    They're here!
    Is it safe?
    Wait a minute, wait a minute. You ain't heard nothin' yet![25]
    No wire hangers, ever![26]
    Mother of mercy, is this the end of Rico?
    Forget it, Jake, it's Chinatown.
    I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
    Hasta la vista, baby.
    Soylent Green is people!
    Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
    Striker: "Surely you can't be serious." Rumack: "I am serious...and don't call me Shirley."
    Yo, Adrian!
    Hello gorgeous.
    Toga! Toga!
    Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
    Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.[27]
    My precious.
    Attica! Attica!
    Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a star!
    Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go!
    Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.
    A martini. Shaken, not stirred.[29]
    Who's on first.
    Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac...It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!
    Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death!
    I feel the need—the need for speed!
    Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
    Snap out of it!
    My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
    Nobody puts Baby in a corner.
    I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!
    I'm king of the world!

    HOLY COW........how long did it take to type all of this? LOL......that fantastical!! :)

    it was easy. i cheated.
  • ShellBelle6
    ShellBelle6 Posts: 105 Member
    "No. I am not ****ting you."
  • chrissyw63
    chrissyw63 Posts: 147 Member
    "I've got two guns ... one for each of ya ..."
  • Bpothik13
    Bpothik13 Posts: 135 Member
    should I just start listing the ones that people will post in here? lol


    Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
    I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
    You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.[2]
    Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.
    Here's looking at you, kid.
    Go ahead, make my day
    All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.[3]
    May the Force be with you.
    Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
    You talkin' to me?
    What we've got here is failure to communicate.[4]
    I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
    Love means never having to say you're sorry.
    The stuff that dreams are made of.[5]
    E.T. phone home.
    They call me Mister Tibbs!
    Rosebud.
    Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
    I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!
    Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
    A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
    Bond. James Bond.
    There's no place like home.
    I am big! It's the pictures that got small.
    Show me the money!
    Why don't you come up sometime and see me?[8]
    I'm walking here! I'm walking here![9]
    Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By.'[10]
    You can't handle the truth!
    I want to be alone.
    After all, tomorrow is another day!
    Round up the usual suspects.
    I'll have what she's having.
    You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow.
    You're gonna need a bigger boat.[11]
    Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges![12]
    I'll be back.
    Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.[13]
    If you build it, he will come.[14]
    Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
    We rob banks.
    Plastics.
    We'll always have Paris.
    I see dead people.
    Stella! Hey, Stella!
    Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.
    Shane. Shane. Come back!
    Well, nobody's perfect.
    It's alive! It's alive!
    Houston, we have a problem.[15]
    You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?[16]
    You had me at 'hello.'
    One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.[17]
    There's no crying in baseball!
    La-dee-da, la-dee-da.
    A boy's best friend is his mother.
    Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.[18]
    Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.[19]
    As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.
    Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into![20]
    Say 'hello' to my little friend!
    What a dump.[21]
    Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?[22]
    Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!
    Elementary, my dear Watson.[23]
    Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape.
    Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
    Here's Johnny![24]
    They're here!
    Is it safe?
    Wait a minute, wait a minute. You ain't heard nothin' yet![25]
    No wire hangers, ever![26]
    Mother of mercy, is this the end of Rico?
    Forget it, Jake, it's Chinatown.
    I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
    Hasta la vista, baby.
    Soylent Green is people!
    Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
    Striker: "Surely you can't be serious." Rumack: "I am serious...and don't call me Shirley."
    Yo, Adrian!
    Hello gorgeous.
    Toga! Toga!
    Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
    Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.[27]
    My precious.
    Attica! Attica!
    Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a star!
    Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go!
    Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.
    A martini. Shaken, not stirred.[29]
    Who's on first.
    Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac...It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!
    Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death!
    I feel the need—the need for speed!
    Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
    Snap out of it!
    My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
    Nobody puts Baby in a corner.
    I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!
    I'm king of the world!

    well, THAT just sucked all the fun out of this post...but I still have one:

    "My husband wasn't sweet to me and look how I turned out."--Thelma and Louise
  • yesthistime
    yesthistime Posts: 2,051 Member
    Dear Mr. Vernon:

    We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But, we think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are.

    You see us as you want to see us: in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But, what we found out is that each one of us is: a brain . . .

    Andrew Clark: And an athlete . . .
    Allison Reynolds: And a basket case . . .
    Claire Standish: A princess . . .
    John Bender: And a criminal.
    Brian Johnson: Does that answer your question?

    Sincerely yours,

    The Breakfast Club
  • TheDoctor90
    TheDoctor90 Posts: 461 Member
    Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family.
    Choose a ****ing big television, choose washing machines, cars,
    compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good
    health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed
    interest mortage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your
    friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a
    three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of ****ing fabrics.
    Choose DIY and wondering who the **** you are on a Sunday morning.
    Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing
    game shows, stuffing ****ing junk food into your mouth. Choose
    rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable
    home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, ****ed up
    brats you spawned to replace yourself.
    Choose your future.
    Choose life.

    Trainspotting