Best movie quote of all time???

Vipecap

"You best get that bad look off your face, before I knock it off"
- Clubber Lang, Rocky III

KJVBear33

should I just start listing the ones that people will post in here? lol


Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.[2]
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.
Here's looking at you, kid.
Go ahead, make my day
All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.[3]
May the Force be with you.
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
You talkin' to me?
What we've got here is failure to communicate.[4]
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
The stuff that dreams are made of.[5]
E.T. phone home.
They call me Mister Tibbs!
Rosebud.
Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
Bond. James Bond.
There's no place like home.
I am big! It's the pictures that got small.
Show me the money!
Why don't you come up sometime and see me?[8]
I'm walking here! I'm walking here![9]
Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By.'[10]
You can't handle the truth!
I want to be alone.
After all, tomorrow is another day!
Round up the usual suspects.
I'll have what she's having.
You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow.
You're gonna need a bigger boat.[11]
Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges![12]
I'll be back.
Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.[13]
If you build it, he will come.[14]
Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
We rob banks.
Plastics.
We'll always have Paris.
I see dead people.
Stella! Hey, Stella!
Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.
Shane. Shane. Come back!
Well, nobody's perfect.
It's alive! It's alive!
Houston, we have a problem.[15]
You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?[16]
You had me at 'hello.'
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.[17]
There's no crying in baseball!
La-dee-da, la-dee-da.
A boy's best friend is his mother.
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.[18]
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.[19]
As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into![20]
Say 'hello' to my little friend!
What a dump.[21]
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?[22]
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!
Elementary, my dear Watson.[23]
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape.
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
Here's Johnny![24]
They're here!
Is it safe?
Wait a minute, wait a minute. You ain't heard nothin' yet![25]
No wire hangers, ever![26]
Mother of mercy, is this the end of Rico?
Forget it, Jake, it's Chinatown.
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
Hasta la vista, baby.
Soylent Green is people!
Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
Striker: "Surely you can't be serious." Rumack: "I am serious...and don't call me Shirley."
Yo, Adrian!
Hello gorgeous.
Toga! Toga!
Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.[27]
My precious.
Attica! Attica!
Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a star!
Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go!
Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.[29]
Who's on first.
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac...It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death!
I feel the need—the need for speed!
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
Snap out of it!
My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
Nobody puts Baby in a corner.
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!
I'm king of the world!

HOLY COW........how long did it take to type all of this? LOL......that fantastical!!

PoochPottery

You're about as useful as a poopie flavored lollipop.

Bevkus

God made dinosaurs, god killed dinosaurs. God made man, man killed god, man made dinosaurs....

From Jurrasic Park!

MrDude_1

should I just start listing the ones that people will post in here? lol


Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.[2]
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.
Here's looking at you, kid.
Go ahead, make my day
All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.[3]
May the Force be with you.
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
You talkin' to me?
What we've got here is failure to communicate.[4]
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
The stuff that dreams are made of.[5]
E.T. phone home.
They call me Mister Tibbs!
Rosebud.
Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
Bond. James Bond.
There's no place like home.
I am big! It's the pictures that got small.
Show me the money!
Why don't you come up sometime and see me?[8]
I'm walking here! I'm walking here![9]
Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By.'[10]
You can't handle the truth!
I want to be alone.
After all, tomorrow is another day!
Round up the usual suspects.
I'll have what she's having.
You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow.
You're gonna need a bigger boat.[11]
Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges![12]
I'll be back.
Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.[13]
If you build it, he will come.[14]
Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
We rob banks.
Plastics.
We'll always have Paris.
I see dead people.
Stella! Hey, Stella!
Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.
Shane. Shane. Come back!
Well, nobody's perfect.
It's alive! It's alive!
Houston, we have a problem.[15]
You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?[16]
You had me at 'hello.'
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.[17]
There's no crying in baseball!
La-dee-da, la-dee-da.
A boy's best friend is his mother.
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.[18]
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.[19]
As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into![20]
Say 'hello' to my little friend!
What a dump.[21]
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?[22]
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!
Elementary, my dear Watson.[23]
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape.
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
Here's Johnny![24]
They're here!
Is it safe?
Wait a minute, wait a minute. You ain't heard nothin' yet![25]
No wire hangers, ever![26]
Mother of mercy, is this the end of Rico?
Forget it, Jake, it's Chinatown.
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
Hasta la vista, baby.
Soylent Green is people!
Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
Striker: "Surely you can't be serious." Rumack: "I am serious...and don't call me Shirley."
Yo, Adrian!
Hello gorgeous.
Toga! Toga!
Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.[27]
My precious.
Attica! Attica!
Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a star!
Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go!
Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.[29]
Who's on first.
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac...It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death!
I feel the need—the need for speed!
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
Snap out of it!
My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
Nobody puts Baby in a corner.
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!
I'm king of the world!

HOLY COW........how long did it take to type all of this? LOL......that fantastical!!

it was easy. i cheated.

ShellBelle6

"No. I am not ****ting you."

chrissyw63

"I've got two guns ... one for each of ya ..."

Bpothik13

should I just start listing the ones that people will post in here? lol


Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.[2]
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.
Here's looking at you, kid.
Go ahead, make my day
All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.[3]
May the Force be with you.
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
You talkin' to me?
What we've got here is failure to communicate.[4]
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
The stuff that dreams are made of.[5]
E.T. phone home.
They call me Mister Tibbs!
Rosebud.
Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
Bond. James Bond.
There's no place like home.
I am big! It's the pictures that got small.
Show me the money!
Why don't you come up sometime and see me?[8]
I'm walking here! I'm walking here![9]
Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By.'[10]
You can't handle the truth!
I want to be alone.
After all, tomorrow is another day!
Round up the usual suspects.
I'll have what she's having.
You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow.
You're gonna need a bigger boat.[11]
Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges![12]
I'll be back.
Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.[13]
If you build it, he will come.[14]
Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
We rob banks.
Plastics.
We'll always have Paris.
I see dead people.
Stella! Hey, Stella!
Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.
Shane. Shane. Come back!
Well, nobody's perfect.
It's alive! It's alive!
Houston, we have a problem.[15]
You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?[16]
You had me at 'hello.'
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.[17]
There's no crying in baseball!
La-dee-da, la-dee-da.
A boy's best friend is his mother.
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.[18]
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.[19]
As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into![20]
Say 'hello' to my little friend!
What a dump.[21]
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?[22]
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!
Elementary, my dear Watson.[23]
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape.
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
Here's Johnny![24]
They're here!
Is it safe?
Wait a minute, wait a minute. You ain't heard nothin' yet![25]
No wire hangers, ever![26]
Mother of mercy, is this the end of Rico?
Forget it, Jake, it's Chinatown.
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
Hasta la vista, baby.
Soylent Green is people!
Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
Striker: "Surely you can't be serious." Rumack: "I am serious...and don't call me Shirley."
Yo, Adrian!
Hello gorgeous.
Toga! Toga!
Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.[27]
My precious.
Attica! Attica!
Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a star!
Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go!
Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.[29]
Who's on first.
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac...It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death!
I feel the need—the need for speed!
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
Snap out of it!
My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
Nobody puts Baby in a corner.
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!
I'm king of the world!

well, THAT just sucked all the fun out of this post...but I still have one:

"My husband wasn't sweet to me and look how I turned out."--Thelma and Louise

yesthistime

Dear Mr. Vernon:

We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But, we think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are.

You see us as you want to see us: in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But, what we found out is that each one of us is: a brain . . .

Andrew Clark: And an athlete . . .
Allison Reynolds: And a basket case . . .
Claire Standish: A princess . . .
John Bender: And a criminal.
Brian Johnson: Does that answer your question?

Sincerely yours,

The Breakfast Club

TheDoctor90

Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family.
Choose a ****ing big television, choose washing machines, cars,
compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good
health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed
interest mortage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your
friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a
three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of ****ing fabrics.
Choose DIY and wondering who the **** you are on a Sunday morning.
Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing
game shows, stuffing ****ing junk food into your mouth. Choose
rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable
home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, ****ed up
brats you spawned to replace yourself.
Choose your future.
Choose life.

Trainspotting

jenlarz

"When I first saw you, I thought you were handsome. Then, of course, you spoke."
- CAROL CONNELLY (Helen Hunt) in As Good As It Gets (1997)

DannyMussels

You gotta lick it, before you kick it.

wildhehr2

"men should be like Kleenexes....soft, strong, and disposable.".--Clue

BuceesNana

"If I was trying to kill you, I'd use my hands". Fried Green Tomatoes

lind3400

" Do you like apples? Well I got her number, how do you like them apples?"

Matt Damon- Good Will Hunting

mszebra

Careful, man. There's a beverage here!

darylinny

Auntie Mame -
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death!

and

Fight Club -
You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your f***ing khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

Abells

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didnt exist.

AND

NO regrets, that's my motto. That and everybody wang chung tonight!

bmwgsa1

(They Live) - I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick *kitten*... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

jlnk

A: "I eat pieces of **** like you for breakfast."

B: "You eat pieces of **** for breakfast? Gross."