Best movie quote of all time???

horndave

"Hey everyone, we are all going to get laid."

MNA76

'Champagne for My Real Friends. Real Pain for My Sham Friends.'

25th Hour

horror_hamster

Ringo! Tell that b*tch to be cool. Say it, say "b*tch be cool"!

--pulp fiction

minnesota_deere

step brothers:

did you touch my drumset?

whats wrong with you man? you should be medicated!!!

I know cops don't start until 4!!!

i gonna play moby **** with my ball sack!!!

TheRoadDog

"Years ago my mother said to me, 'In this world, Elwood, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant.' For years I was smart. I recommend pleasant. "
Elwood P. Dowd (Jimmy Stewart) in "Harvey", 1950


"I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won out over it. "
Elwood P Dowd (Jimmy Stewart) in "Harvey", 1950

LovinAvon2012

"Do or do not, there is no try." Yoda

mwain001

He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy..... Now f**k off - Life of Brian.... Or
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.... Holy Grail

bwallner1971

"She turned me into a newt.....I got betta!!!" Monty Python Holy Grail

CountryBoy65

Maybe poker's just not your game Ike. I know, lets have a spelling contest.

Doc...Tombstone

ajfrench

You can't handle the truth!

There's no crying in baseball.

Did we just become best friends? Yup.

I just like to smile. Smiling's my favorite.

si_puedo

HEEYYY YOUUUU GUUUUYSSSSSS!!

The Goonies

love it.....

SarahO1990

Nobody puts Baby in the corner ;-)

kd_mazur

"If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am right now"
Clark Griswold Christmas Vacation.

kappyblu

I have sooo many favorites...most have been listed on here already..but what about..

I...HAVE HAD...ENOUGH OF...YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~~Captain Kirk, Star Trek III The Search for Spock

or this....

"I solemnly swear that I am up to no good." ~~Harry Potter

(which he learned from Fred and George Weasley who somehow learned it from Mssrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs)

:bigsmile: :laugh: :happy: :bigsmile:

tenas

Ron Weasley: It's beautiful, isn't it? The moon.
Harry Potter: Divine. Had ourselves a little late night snack, did we?
Ron Weasley: It was on your bed, the box, I just thought I'd try one.
Harry Potter: Or twenty.
Ron Weasley: I can't stop thinking about her, Harry.
Harry Potter: Honestly, you know, I reckon she was starting to annoy you.
Ron Weasley: She could never annoy me. I think I love her.
Harry Potter: Oh... brilliant.
Ron Weasley: Do you think she knows I exist?
Harry Potter: Well, I'd bloody well hope so, she's been snogging you for three months.
Ron Weasley: Snogging? Who are you talking about?
Harry Potter: Who are you talking about?
Ron Weasley: Romilda, of course. Romilda Vane.
Harry Potter: Okay, very funny.
Ron Weasley: [throws the chocolates box at Harry]
Harry Potter: What was that for?
Ron Weasley: It's no joke! I'm in love with her!
Harry Potter: Alright, fine, you're in love with her! Have you ever actually met her?
Ron Weasley: No... Can you introduce me?

tamheath

Not at the table, Carlos! (Already said? That's OK - worth a re-post.)

Vickied84

should I just start listing the ones that people will post in here? lol


Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.[2]
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.
Here's looking at you, kid.
Go ahead, make my day
All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.[3]
May the Force be with you.
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
You talkin' to me?
What we've got here is failure to communicate.[4]
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
The stuff that dreams are made of.[5]
E.T. phone home.
They call me Mister Tibbs!
Rosebud.
Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
Bond. James Bond.
There's no place like home.
I am big! It's the pictures that got small.
Show me the money!
Why don't you come up sometime and see me?[8]
I'm walking here! I'm walking here![9]
Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By.'[10]
You can't handle the truth!
I want to be alone.
After all, tomorrow is another day!
Round up the usual suspects.
I'll have what she's having.
You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow.
You're gonna need a bigger boat.[11]
Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges![12]
I'll be back.
Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.[13]
If you build it, he will come.[14]
Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
We rob banks.
Plastics.
We'll always have Paris.
I see dead people.
Stella! Hey, Stella!
Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.
Shane. Shane. Come back!
Well, nobody's perfect.
It's alive! It's alive!
Houston, we have a problem.[15]
You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?[16]
You had me at 'hello.'
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.[17]
There's no crying in baseball!
La-dee-da, la-dee-da.
A boy's best friend is his mother.
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.[18]
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.[19]
As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into![20]
Say 'hello' to my little friend!
What a dump.[21]
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?[22]
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!
Elementary, my dear Watson.[23]
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape.
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
Here's Johnny![24]
They're here!
Is it safe?
Wait a minute, wait a minute. You ain't heard nothin' yet![25]
No wire hangers, ever![26]
Mother of mercy, is this the end of Rico?
Forget it, Jake, it's Chinatown.
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
Hasta la vista, baby.
Soylent Green is people!
Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
Striker: "Surely you can't be serious." Rumack: "I am serious...and don't call me Shirley."
Yo, Adrian!
Hello gorgeous.
Toga! Toga!
Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.[27]
My precious.
Attica! Attica!
Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a star!
Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go!
Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.[29]
Who's on first.
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac...It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death!
I feel the need—the need for speed!
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
Snap out of it!
My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
Nobody puts Baby in a corner.
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!
I'm king of the world!

Saw all of these listed on a poster before. 100 top movie quotes or something.

vettle

should I just start listing the ones that people will post in here? lol


Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.[2]
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.
Here's looking at you, kid.
Go ahead, make my day
All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.[3]
May the Force be with you.
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
You talkin' to me?
What we've got here is failure to communicate.[4]
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
The stuff that dreams are made of.[5]
E.T. phone home.
They call me Mister Tibbs!
Rosebud.
Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
Bond. James Bond.
There's no place like home.
I am big! It's the pictures that got small.
Show me the money!
Why don't you come up sometime and see me?[8]
I'm walking here! I'm walking here![9]
Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By.'[10]
You can't handle the truth!
I want to be alone.
After all, tomorrow is another day!
Round up the usual suspects.
I'll have what she's having.
You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow.
You're gonna need a bigger boat.[11]
Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges![12]
I'll be back.
Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.[13]
If you build it, he will come.[14]
Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
We rob banks.
Plastics.
We'll always have Paris.
I see dead people.
Stella! Hey, Stella!
Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.
Shane. Shane. Come back!
Well, nobody's perfect.
It's alive! It's alive!
Houston, we have a problem.[15]
You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?[16]
You had me at 'hello.'
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.[17]
There's no crying in baseball!
La-dee-da, la-dee-da.
A boy's best friend is his mother.
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.[18]
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.[19]
As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into![20]
Say 'hello' to my little friend!
What a dump.[21]
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?[22]
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!
Elementary, my dear Watson.[23]
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape.
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
Here's Johnny![24]
They're here!
Is it safe?
Wait a minute, wait a minute. You ain't heard nothin' yet![25]
No wire hangers, ever![26]
Mother of mercy, is this the end of Rico?
Forget it, Jake, it's Chinatown.
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
Hasta la vista, baby.
Soylent Green is people!
Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
Striker: "Surely you can't be serious." Rumack: "I am serious...and don't call me Shirley."
Yo, Adrian!
Hello gorgeous.
Toga! Toga!
Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.[27]
My precious.
Attica! Attica!
Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a star!
Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go!
Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.[29]
Who's on first.
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac...It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death!
I feel the need—the need for speed!
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
Snap out of it!
My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
Nobody puts Baby in a corner.
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!
I'm king of the world!

Awesome! Can you put the titles of the movies beside them? lol. I recognize a lot but some I'm curious and would like to watch them.

kappyblu

Ron Weasley: It's beautiful, isn't it? The moon.
Harry Potter: Divine. Had ourselves a little late night snack, did we?
Ron Weasley: It was on your bed, the box, I just thought I'd try one.
Harry Potter: Or twenty.
Ron Weasley: I can't stop thinking about her, Harry.
Harry Potter: Honestly, you know, I reckon she was starting to annoy you.
Ron Weasley: She could never annoy me. I think I love her.
Harry Potter: Oh... brilliant.
Ron Weasley: Do you think she knows I exist?
Harry Potter: Well, I'd bloody well hope so, she's been snogging you for three months.
Ron Weasley: Snogging? Who are you talking about?
Harry Potter: Who are you talking about?
Ron Weasley: Romilda, of course. Romilda Vane.
Harry Potter: Okay, very funny.
Ron Weasley: [throws the chocolates box at Harry]
Harry Potter: What was that for?
Ron Weasley: It's no joke! I'm in love with her!
Harry Potter: Alright, fine, you're in love with her! Have you ever actually met her?
Ron Weasley: No... Can you introduce me?

Excellent!! One of my favorite scenes from HP!

Fattack

Never trust anyone who doesn't smoke pot or listen to Dylan. Never trust anyone who doesn't like the beach. Never, EVER, EVER trust anyone who says they don't like dogs! You meet someone who doesn't like dogs you alert the authorities IMMEDIATELY and you sure as **** don't MARRY THEM!

stevieb3052

Failure is not an option!

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft's okay! He's a sailor, he's in New York; we get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble!

It's Groundhog Day .... again!

Just a wafer thin mint.

Harry Doyle: JUST a bit outside

greasygriddle_wechnage

Ralphie: Oooh fuuudge!
Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!
Dad [stunned] *What* did you say?
Ralphie: Uh, um...
Dad: That's... what I thought you said. Get in the car. Go on!
Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] It was all over - I was dead. What would it be? The guillotine? Hanging? The chair? The rack? The Chinese water torture? Hmmph. Mere child's play compared to what surely awaited me. ...

SLaw4215

I'll have what she's having.

what she ^^^ said

luv_lea

Well, it's a crazy, f*cked up world! And we're all just barely floating along, waiting for somebody that can walk on water. ~SLC Punk

SandyChampWins

When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better. ~ Mae West

ScottyNoHotty

I'm here to kick *kitten* and chew gum...and I'm all out of gum!!! AND.....

Nigel Tufnel (Christopher Guest): “The numbers all go to eleven. Look, right across the board, 11, 11, 11 and…”

Marty DiBergi (Rob Reiner): “Oh, I see. And most amps go up to 10?”

Nigel Tufnel: “Exactly.”

Marty DiBergi: “Does that mean it’s louder? Is it any louder?”

Nigel Tufnel: “Well, it’s one louder, isn’t it? It’s not 10. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at 10. You’re on 10 here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you’re on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?”

Marty DiBergi: “I don’t know.”

Nigel Tufnel: “Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?”

Marty DiBergi: “Put it up to 11.”

Nigel Tufnel: “Eleven. Exactly. One louder.”

Marty DiBergi: “Why don’t you just make 10 louder and make 10 be the top number and make that a little louder?”

Nigel Tufnel: [pause] “These go to 11.”

OnMyWeigh464

OGRES have layers. Lolol

LadyoftheDisc

Army of Darkness- Ash: "Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! "

I ♥ this movie!!

cbrewer904

From the Lion King... Hakuna Matata

timaeus_drache

should I just start listing the ones that people will post in here? lol


Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.[2]
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.
Here's looking at you, kid.
Go ahead, make my day
All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.[3]
May the Force be with you.
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
You talkin' to me?
What we've got here is failure to communicate.[4]
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
The stuff that dreams are made of.[5]
E.T. phone home.
They call me Mister Tibbs!
Rosebud.
Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
Bond. James Bond.
There's no place like home.
I am big! It's the pictures that got small.
Show me the money!
Why don't you come up sometime and see me?[8]
I'm walking here! I'm walking here![9]
Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By.'[10]
You can't handle the truth!
I want to be alone.
After all, tomorrow is another day!
Round up the usual suspects.
I'll have what she's having.
You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow.
You're gonna need a bigger boat.[11]
Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges![12]
I'll be back.
Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.[13]
If you build it, he will come.[14]
Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
We rob banks.
Plastics.
We'll always have Paris.
I see dead people.
Stella! Hey, Stella!
Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.
Shane. Shane. Come back!
Well, nobody's perfect.
It's alive! It's alive!
Houston, we have a problem.[15]
You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?[16]
You had me at 'hello.'
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.[17]
There's no crying in baseball!
La-dee-da, la-dee-da.
A boy's best friend is his mother.
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.[18]
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.[19]
As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into![20]
Say 'hello' to my little friend!
What a dump.[21]
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?[22]
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!
Elementary, my dear Watson.[23]
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape.
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
Here's Johnny![24]
They're here!
Is it safe?
Wait a minute, wait a minute. You ain't heard nothin' yet![25]
No wire hangers, ever![26]
Mother of mercy, is this the end of Rico?
Forget it, Jake, it's Chinatown.
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
Hasta la vista, baby.
Soylent Green is people!
Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
Striker: "Surely you can't be serious." Rumack: "I am serious...and don't call me Shirley."
Yo, Adrian!
Hello gorgeous.
Toga! Toga!
Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.[27]
My precious.
Attica! Attica!
Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a star!
Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go!
Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.[29]
Who's on first.
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac...It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death!
I feel the need—the need for speed!
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
Snap out of it!
My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
Nobody puts Baby in a corner.
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!
I'm king of the world!

Awesome! Can you put the titles of the movies beside them? lol. I recognize a lot but some I'm curious and would like to watch them.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AFI's_100_Years...100_Movie_Quotes