Best movie quote of all time???

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  • DeeJayTJ
    DeeJayTJ Posts: 355 Member
    Team America -
    Guy in Bar: See, there's three kinds of people: D***s, pu$$ies, and *kitten*. Pu$$ies think everyone can get along, and D***s just want to F*** all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your *kitten*, Chuck. And all the *kitten* want us to S*** all over everything! So, pu$$ies may get mad at D***s once in a while, because pu$$ies get F***ed by D***s. But D***s also F*** *kitten*, Chuck. And if they didn't F*** the *kitten*, you know what you'd get? You'd get your D*** and your pu**y all covered in S**t!
  • OnMyWeigh464
    OnMyWeigh464 Posts: 447 Member
    You had me at hello.

    If you're a bird then I'm a bird.
  • Tiffa0909
    Tiffa0909 Posts: 191 Member
    From A bronx tale.

    "The saddest thing in life is wasted talent. "


    "The only thing that matters is what's good for you and how you feel about each other. Let me tell you something, when you're alone late at night in bed just you and her under the covers, that's all that matters. You gotta do what your heart tells you to do. Let me tell you something' right now. You're only allowed three great women in your lifetime. They come along like the great fighters, every ten years. Rocky Marciano, Sugar Ray Robinson, Joe Louis. Sometimes you get'em all at once. Me? I had my three when i was 16. That happens. What are you gonna do? That's the way it goes, you know? Tell you right now. See this girl? Maybe this girl, she put wind in your sails. Maybe she's your first great one."

    "Alright, listen to me. You pull up right where she lives, right? Before you get outta the car, you lock both doors. Then, get outta the car, you walk over to her. You bring her over to the car. Dig out the key, put it in the lock and open the door for her. Then you let her get in. Then you close the door. Then you walk around the back of the car and look through the rear window. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in: dump her. "



    "Sometimes in the heat of passion, the little head tells the big head what to do, and the big head should think twice about what you are doing."
  • EmCarroll1990
    EmCarroll1990 Posts: 2,832 Member
    I can only think of a couple off the top of my head...

    "Dude, we gotta go." "Why?" "I just farted and I'm not sure if I sharted."

    "That's sexier than socks on a rooster."
  • xo_morgan
    xo_morgan Posts: 298
    I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this **** on me?
  • hippychickuk
    hippychickuk Posts: 93 Member
    INCONCEIVABLE!!

    "Hello, My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

    You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line"!
  • Brandongood
    Brandongood Posts: 311 Member
    King Kong aint got **** on me!!
  • razorbecky
    razorbecky Posts: 134
    "this is my happy face"
  • Suziq2you
    Suziq2you Posts: 396 Member
    Damn! We're in a tight spot!
  • oberon0124
    oberon0124 Posts: 10,524 Member
    Cint Eastwood, So do you feel lucky punk!
  • vabrewer33
    vabrewer33 Posts: 185
    "Nobody puts baby in a corner" such a cheesy line but soooo epic :)
  • Beccaliebchen
    Beccaliebchen Posts: 20 Member
    "I can't remember to forget you" - Memento
  • amyphillips1988
    amyphillips1988 Posts: 4 Member
    Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!!........what a classic :)
  • runbyme
    runbyme Posts: 522 Member
    You're gonna need a bigger boat! Jaws 1975
  • bill_i_am
    bill_i_am Posts: 180 Member
    "So I got THAT going for me, which is nice". Bill Murray in Caddyshack
  • Hoakiebs
    Hoakiebs Posts: 430 Member
    From “Parenthood” (that) Tod Higgins (Keanu Reeves):

    “You know, Mrs. Buckman, you need a license to buy a dog, or drive a car – hell, you even need a license to catch a fish. But they’ll let any butt-reaming a**hole be a father.”
  • kimkat77
    kimkat77 Posts: 20
    "I guess there's just two kinds of people, Miss Sandstone: MY kind of people, and a**holes. It's rather obvious which category you fit into. Have a nice day." Pink Flamingos
  • AmandaK3
    AmandaK3 Posts: 80
    "It's all the fault of the wang"

    - Leon, Ladies Man.
  • cardiokitten
    cardiokitten Posts: 401 Member
    "Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened" :D
  • kittenmitton
    kittenmitton Posts: 231 Member
    "The one thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach: all the damn vampires" - The Lost Boys (horrible 80s vampire movies ftw)

    "Would you like a free condom? They're boysenberry. My boyfriend uses one every time we have intercourse. They make his junk smell like pie." - Juno
  • BreezyLuv
    BreezyLuv Posts: 49
    *It's so FLUFFY!!!!!!
  • ribosome42
    ribosome42 Posts: 8
    Get away from her you *****!
    If you love me you'd let me eat your brains
    Ok, so, she's a dog.
  • minnesota_deere
    minnesota_deere Posts: 232 Member
    ED, I am not your ordinary everyday fool!!!

    Metallic Pea? no antarctic blue!!!
  • BreezyLuv
    BreezyLuv Posts: 49
    "The one thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach: all the damn vampires" - The Lost Boys (horrible 80s vampire movies ftw)

    "Would you like a free condom? They're boysenberry. My boyfriend uses one every time we have intercourse. They make his junk smell like pie." - Juno


    HAHAHAHA JUNO! NICE QUOTE!!
  • jamiem1102
    jamiem1102 Posts: 1,196 Member
    "What are you looking at? Wipe that face off your head, b*tch."
  • firesoforion
    firesoforion Posts: 1,017 Member
    Team America -
    Guy in Bar: See, there's three kinds of people: D***s, pu$$ies, and *kitten*. Pu$$ies think everyone can get along, and D***s just want to F*** all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your *kitten*, Chuck. And all the *kitten* want us to S*** all over everything! So, pu$$ies may get mad at D***s once in a while, because pu$$ies get F***ed by D***s. But D***s also F*** *kitten*, Chuck. And if they didn't F*** the *kitten*, you know what you'd get? You'd get your D*** and your pu**y all covered in S**t!

    YES YES YES YES YES! THIS.
  • AdoraK
    AdoraK Posts: 724 Member
    The Green Mile, Bill Dodge: I think this boy's cheese has done slid off his cracker.
  • tenas
    tenas Posts: 121
    Why is the rum always gone?

    - Captain Jack Sparrow
  • MNA76
    MNA76 Posts: 1,541
    'People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people.'

    V for Vendetta
  • SinIsIn
    SinIsIn Posts: 1,865 Member
    There are few things in this world more unsettling than going in the back to grab some condiments and end up staring at a huge, steaming pile of c0ck. - Waiting

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