Best movie quote of all time???

DeeJayTJ

Team America -
Guy in Bar: See, there's three kinds of people: D***s, pu$$ies, and *kitten*. Pu$$ies think everyone can get along, and D***s just want to F*** all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your *kitten*, Chuck. And all the *kitten* want us to S*** all over everything! So, pu$$ies may get mad at D***s once in a while, because pu$$ies get F***ed by D***s. But D***s also F*** *kitten*, Chuck. And if they didn't F*** the *kitten*, you know what you'd get? You'd get your D*** and your pu**y all covered in S**t!

OnMyWeigh464

You had me at hello.

If you're a bird then I'm a bird.

Tiffa0909

From A bronx tale.

"The saddest thing in life is wasted talent. "


"The only thing that matters is what's good for you and how you feel about each other. Let me tell you something, when you're alone late at night in bed just you and her under the covers, that's all that matters. You gotta do what your heart tells you to do. Let me tell you something' right now. You're only allowed three great women in your lifetime. They come along like the great fighters, every ten years. Rocky Marciano, Sugar Ray Robinson, Joe Louis. Sometimes you get'em all at once. Me? I had my three when i was 16. That happens. What are you gonna do? That's the way it goes, you know? Tell you right now. See this girl? Maybe this girl, she put wind in your sails. Maybe she's your first great one."

"Alright, listen to me. You pull up right where she lives, right? Before you get outta the car, you lock both doors. Then, get outta the car, you walk over to her. You bring her over to the car. Dig out the key, put it in the lock and open the door for her. Then you let her get in. Then you close the door. Then you walk around the back of the car and look through the rear window. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in: dump her. "



"Sometimes in the heat of passion, the little head tells the big head what to do, and the big head should think twice about what you are doing."

EmCarroll1990

I can only think of a couple off the top of my head...

"Dude, we gotta go." "Why?" "I just farted and I'm not sure if I sharted."

"That's sexier than socks on a rooster."

xo_morgan

I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this **** on me?

hippychickuk

INCONCEIVABLE!!

"Hello, My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line"!

Brandongood

King Kong aint got **** on me!!

razorbecky

"this is my happy face"

Suziq2you

Damn! We're in a tight spot!

oberon0124

Cint Eastwood, So do you feel lucky punk!

vabrewer33

"Nobody puts baby in a corner" such a cheesy line but soooo epic

Beccaliebchen

"I can't remember to forget you" - Memento

amyphillips1988

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!!........what a classic

runbyme

You're gonna need a bigger boat! Jaws 1975

bill_i_am

"So I got THAT going for me, which is nice". Bill Murray in Caddyshack

Hoakiebs

From “Parenthood” (that) Tod Higgins (Keanu Reeves):

“You know, Mrs. Buckman, you need a license to buy a dog, or drive a car – hell, you even need a license to catch a fish. But they’ll let any butt-reaming a**hole be a father.”

kimkat77

"I guess there's just two kinds of people, Miss Sandstone: MY kind of people, and a**holes. It's rather obvious which category you fit into. Have a nice day." Pink Flamingos

AmandaK3

"It's all the fault of the wang"

- Leon, Ladies Man.

cardiokitten

"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened"

kittenmitton

"The one thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach: all the damn vampires" - The Lost Boys (horrible 80s vampire movies ftw)

"Would you like a free condom? They're boysenberry. My boyfriend uses one every time we have intercourse. They make his junk smell like pie." - Juno

BreezyLuv

*It's so FLUFFY!!!!!!

ribosome42

Get away from her you *****!
If you love me you'd let me eat your brains
Ok, so, she's a dog.

minnesota_deere

ED, I am not your ordinary everyday fool!!!

Metallic Pea? no antarctic blue!!!

BreezyLuv

"The one thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach: all the damn vampires" - The Lost Boys (horrible 80s vampire movies ftw)

"Would you like a free condom? They're boysenberry. My boyfriend uses one every time we have intercourse. They make his junk smell like pie." - Juno

HAHAHAHA JUNO! NICE QUOTE!!

jamiem1102

"What are you looking at? Wipe that face off your head, b*tch."

firesoforion

Team America -
Guy in Bar: See, there's three kinds of people: D***s, pu$$ies, and *kitten*. Pu$$ies think everyone can get along, and D***s just want to F*** all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your *kitten*, Chuck. And all the *kitten* want us to S*** all over everything! So, pu$$ies may get mad at D***s once in a while, because pu$$ies get F***ed by D***s. But D***s also F*** *kitten*, Chuck. And if they didn't F*** the *kitten*, you know what you'd get? You'd get your D*** and your pu**y all covered in S**t!

YES YES YES YES YES! THIS.

AdoraK

The Green Mile, Bill Dodge: I think this boy's cheese has done slid off his cracker.

tenas

Why is the rum always gone?

- Captain Jack Sparrow

MNA76

'People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people.'

V for Vendetta

SinIsIn

There are few things in this world more unsettling than going in the back to grab some condiments and end up staring at a huge, steaming pile of c0ck. - Waiting