Best movie quote of all time???

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  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
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    Way way too many to choose from...

    From Bull Durham, Kevin Costner says


    Well, I believe in the soul, the c@ck, the pu***, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
  • jtcc91
    jtcc91 Posts: 88 Member
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    Denis Leary in The Ref: "Your husband ain't dead, lady, he's hiding!"
    Cracks me up every time!
  • amuhlou
    amuhlou Posts: 693 Member
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    Sell crazy somewhere else. We're all stocked up here.
  • twinoakbob
    twinoakbob Posts: 177 Member
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    Easy - this is the correct answer (from "A Few Good Men")

    Jessep: You want answers?
    Kaffee (Tom Cruise): I think I'm entitled to them.
    Jessep: You want answers?
    Kaffee: I want the truth!
    Jessep: You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has walls. And those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives...You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall. You need me on that wall.
    We use words like honor, code, loyalty...we use these words as the backbone to a life spent defending something. You use 'em as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it! I'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to!
    Kaffee: Did you order the code red?
    Jessep: (quietly) I did the job you sent me to do.
    Kaffee: Did you order the code red?
    Jessep: You're goddamn right I did!!
  • KJVBear33
    KJVBear33 Posts: 628
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    should I just start listing the ones that people will post in here? lol


    Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
    I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
    You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.[2]
    Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.
    Here's looking at you, kid.
    Go ahead, make my day
    All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.[3]
    May the Force be with you.
    Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
    You talkin' to me?
    What we've got here is failure to communicate.[4]
    I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
    Love means never having to say you're sorry.
    The stuff that dreams are made of.[5]
    E.T. phone home.
    They call me Mister Tibbs!
    Rosebud.
    Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
    I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!
    Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
    A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
    Bond. James Bond.
    There's no place like home.
    I am big! It's the pictures that got small.
    Show me the money!
    Why don't you come up sometime and see me?[8]
    I'm walking here! I'm walking here![9]
    Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By.'[10]
    You can't handle the truth!
    I want to be alone.
    After all, tomorrow is another day!
    Round up the usual suspects.
    I'll have what she's having.
    You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow.
    You're gonna need a bigger boat.[11]
    Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges![12]
    I'll be back.
    Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.[13]
    If you build it, he will come.[14]
    Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
    We rob banks.
    Plastics.
    We'll always have Paris.
    I see dead people.
    Stella! Hey, Stella!
    Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.
    Shane. Shane. Come back!
    Well, nobody's perfect.
    It's alive! It's alive!
    Houston, we have a problem.[15]
    You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?[16]
    You had me at 'hello.'
    One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.[17]
    There's no crying in baseball!
    La-dee-da, la-dee-da.
    A boy's best friend is his mother.
    Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.[18]
    Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.[19]
    As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.
    Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into![20]
    Say 'hello' to my little friend!
    What a dump.[21]
    Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?[22]
    Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!
    Elementary, my dear Watson.[23]
    Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape.
    Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
    Here's Johnny![24]
    They're here!
    Is it safe?
    Wait a minute, wait a minute. You ain't heard nothin' yet![25]
    No wire hangers, ever![26]
    Mother of mercy, is this the end of Rico?
    Forget it, Jake, it's Chinatown.
    I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
    Hasta la vista, baby.
    Soylent Green is people!
    Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
    Striker: "Surely you can't be serious." Rumack: "I am serious...and don't call me Shirley."
    Yo, Adrian!
    Hello gorgeous.
    Toga! Toga!
    Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
    Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.[27]
    My precious.
    Attica! Attica!
    Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a star!
    Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go!
    Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.
    A martini. Shaken, not stirred.[29]
    Who's on first.
    Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac...It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!
    Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death!
    I feel the need—the need for speed!
    Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
    Snap out of it!
    My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
    Nobody puts Baby in a corner.
    I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!
    I'm king of the world!

    HOLY COW........how long did it take to type all of this? LOL......that fantastical!! :)

    it was easy. i cheated.

    Well at least you admit that........still impressed though! :)
  • StarkLark
    StarkLark Posts: 476 Member
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    "The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."

    Verbal Kint, The Usual Suspects
  • kealambert
    kealambert Posts: 961 Member
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    Careful, man. There's a beverage here!

    coen brothers!
  • Jones4177
    Jones4177 Posts: 136
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    Bueller? Bueller?
  • kealambert
    kealambert Posts: 961 Member
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    Sell crazy somewhere else. We're all stocked up here.

    from the same:

    don't worry, you'll be back on your knees in no time
  • kealambert
    kealambert Posts: 961 Member
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    there's no crying in baseball!
  • Resalyn
    Resalyn Posts: 528 Member
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    God made dinosaurs, god killed dinosaurs. God made man, man killed god, man made dinosaurs....

    From Jurrasic Park!

    That was from Malcom in Jurassic park -

    take it one step further from Ellie "Dinosuars.......eat man....... woman inherits the earth." And the look on the guys' faces, makes me LOL every single time.....
  • bikermike5094
    bikermike5094 Posts: 1,752 Member
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    From tombstone:

    Doc Holliday: In vino veritas.
    ["In wine is truth" meaning: "When I'm drinking, I speak my mind"]
    Johnny Ringo: Age quod agis.
    ["Do what you do" meaning: "Do what you do best"]
    Doc Holliday: Credat Judaeus apella, non ego.
    ["The Jew Apella may believe it, not I" meaning: "I don't believe drinking is what I do best."]
    Johnny Ringo: [pats his gun] Eventus stultorum magister.
    ["Events are the teachers of fools" meaning: "Fools have to learn by experience"]
    Doc Holliday: [gives a Cheshire cat smile] In pace requiescat.
    ["Rest in peace" meaning: "It's your funeral!"]
  • stephc0711
    stephc0711 Posts: 1,026 Member
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    Captain Steven Hiller: [talking to the unconscious alien he's dragging] Y'know, this was supposed to be my weekend off, but noooo. You got me out here draggin' your heavy *kitten* through the burnin' desert with your dreadlocks stickin' out the back of my parachute. You gotta come down here with an attitude, actin' all big and bad...
    [yells]
    Captain Steven Hiller: and what the hell is that smell?
    [starts kicking the alien, yelling]
    Captain Steven Hiller: I could've been at a barbecue!
    [kicks the alien one last time and calms down]
    Captain Steven Hiller: But I ain't mad.
  • Resalyn
    Resalyn Posts: 528 Member
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    "I gotta go, Julia....... we got COWS." Dr. Melissa Reeves, Twister.

    "Semantics? I'm up for some antics...." Martin Riggs, Lethal Weapon 3
  • lilchicksta94
    lilchicksta94 Posts: 119 Member
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    "Pretty please... with sugar on top... go clean the f#ckin car!" Mr. Wolf from Pulp Fiction :-)
  • mszebra
    mszebra Posts: 94
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    lol @ They Lilve. Love that movie.
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
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    Unforgiven, when the kid feels bad after killing the two guys.

    Kid "I guess they had it comin'"

    Clint Eastwood "Kid, we all got it comin'"
  • fozzie500
    fozzie500 Posts: 177 Member
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    My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius,
    commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius
    Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife.
    And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next. - gladiator

    The older you get, the more rules they are going to try and get you to follow. You just gotta keep on livin', man. L-I-V-I-N.
    - dazed and confused
  • stephc0711
    stephc0711 Posts: 1,026 Member
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    "I gotta go, Julia....... we got COWS." Dr. Melissa Reeves, Twister.

    Man, It's been a while since I've seen that movie!
  • Twisted_Wrister
    Twisted_Wrister Posts: 762 Member
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    "Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister. "
    Die Hard

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