Best movie quote of all time???

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  • beantown12
    beantown12 Posts: 8
    "We didn't need food or water...we needed strong drink!"....Johnny Depp Fear & Loathing
  • alorick
    alorick Posts: 194
    Mr. Sunshine on my Goddamn shoulders, John Denver!
    -Super Troopers

    Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust. And when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again, but life goes on.
    -Blow
  • janiedoe111
    janiedoe111 Posts: 161 Member
    "There's no crying in baseball!!!!" A League of Their Own

    Or something inappropriate from Half-Baked, something involving a few F U's. ;)
  • katherinemm31
    katherinemm31 Posts: 163
    "No matter what comes through that gate, you will stand your ground!"
    Gandalf, Lord of the Rings: Return of the King
  • bikermike5094
    bikermike5094 Posts: 1,752 Member
    Oh brothe where art thou:

    Ulysses Everett McGill: Deceitful, two-faced she-woman. Never trust a female Delmar, remember that one simple precept and your time with me will not have been ill spent.

    Delmar O'Donnell: Ok, Everett.

    Ulysses Everett McGill: Hit by a train! Truth means nothing to a woman, Delmar. Triumph of the subjective. You ever been with a woman?

    Delmar O'Donnell: Well, I... I... I gotta get the family farm back before I can start thinking about that.

    Ulysses Everett McGill: That's right, if then. Believe me Delmar, woman is the most fiendish instrument of torture ever devised to bedevil the days of man.
  • beantown12
    beantown12 Posts: 8
    What are the chances that a girl like me and a guy you wind up together?......LLyod Christmas
  • joeylu
    joeylu Posts: 208 Member
    No one puts Baby in a corner
  • Trovan
    Trovan Posts: 133 Member
    "Well they tell you: never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious."
    - Captain Malcolm Reynolds, Firefly
  • Lesa_Sass
    Lesa_Sass Posts: 2,213 Member
    We're gonna need a bigger boat.
  • quiksandy
    quiksandy Posts: 246 Member
    "The hard is what makes it great"


    here's some context:
    From "A League of Their Own"

    Tom Hanks and Geena Davis.

    She wants to quite playing baseball because she said "It just got too hard"

    Tom Hanks (her coach) responds "It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard everyone would do it. The hard is what makes it great".

    That inspires me to remember to keep going when it seems like something is too hard.
  • tilliesmom9
    tilliesmom9 Posts: 47
    If I wasn't from Jamaica then why would I be wearing this hat? :-)
  • obifatkanobi
    obifatkanobi Posts: 190
    "Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?" Oddball in Kelly's Heros (1970)
  • openskybeach
    openskybeach Posts: 294 Member
    "If I'm not back in five minutes....just wait longer." Jim Carrey, Ace Ventura Pet Detective

    "You got knocked the F$@# Out!" Smokey, Friday

    "I'm going to make your life a living hell." Lois "I'm not ready for a relationship Lois, but thank you for asking." Ace Ventura.

    "Can I trouble you for a glass of warm milk? It helps put me to sleep." (old lady) " You can trouble be for a warm glass of SHUT THE HELL UP!" Ben Stiller in Happy Gilmore


    ohh the classics..... ;)
  • minime2b
    minime2b Posts: 168
    :smile:
    The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorize. Clairee Belcher Steel Magnolias
  • sixisCHANGEDjk
    sixisCHANGEDjk Posts: 243
    "There ain't no way you came from my loins." Jackie Gleason in Smokey and the Bandit
  • josavage
    josavage Posts: 472 Member
    Jimmy Dugan from a League of Their Own:
    It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great.

    I love this quote and think of it when I'm struggling while running races.
  • kappyblu
    kappyblu Posts: 654 Member
    How about some more animated movie lines????

    Beast: "Well, YOU shouldn't have been in the west wing!"
    Belle: "Well, YOU should learn to control your temper!"

    Sebastian: "Teenagers, you give them an inch..they swim all over you."

    Buzz: "To inifinity and beyond!"

    Give us some more! :tongue:
  • openskybeach
    openskybeach Posts: 294 Member
    What are the chances that a girl like me and a guy you wind up together?......LLyod Christmas

    Awesome
  • alorick
    alorick Posts: 194
    When I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch your mama in the mouth.
    -Smoky and the Bandit
  • CharlieRock71
    CharlieRock71 Posts: 14 Member
    Bounty Hunter: A man's got to do something for a living these days.
    Josey Wales: Dyin' ain't much of a living....boy!
  • openskybeach
    openskybeach Posts: 294 Member
    "If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am right now"
    Clark Griswold Christmas Vacation.

    Awesome too
  • katherinemm31
    katherinemm31 Posts: 163
    How about some more animated movie lines????

    Beast: "Well, YOU shouldn't have been in the west wing!"
    Belle: "Well, YOU should learn to control your temper!"

    Sebastian: "Teenagers, you give them an inch..they swim all over you."

    Buzz: "To inifinity and beyond!"

    Give us some more! :tongue:
    "Would you like some tea, Mrs. Nesbit?"
    --Toy Story
  • jazzykay1971
    jazzykay1971 Posts: 58
    "I'm here to play the Dolphins you dumbass!"~ Bret Favre There's Something About Mary
  • auddiejo
    auddiejo Posts: 40
    My dear, I don't give a damn...
  • loopybec2002
    loopybec2002 Posts: 313 Member
    P.S i love you....... gets me everytime its said.
  • CaptainMFP
    CaptainMFP Posts: 440 Member
    In case it isn't here yet.

    "Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and sh!+... and Jack left town!"

    Bruce Campbell, "Army of Darkness"
  • cassavaca
    cassavaca Posts: 89 Member
    "If i were to let...you...suck my tongue...Would you be grateful?"

    Nicolas Cage in Face Off
  • jazzykay1971
    jazzykay1971 Posts: 58
    "If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am right now"
    Clark Griswold Christmas Vacation.

    Awesome too

    "We're looking for his son, Fabio."~ Dory Finding Nemo
  • katsmit2
    katsmit2 Posts: 54
    "I'm your Huckleberry" - Doc Holiday, Tombstone
  • r1ghtpath
    r1ghtpath Posts: 701 Member
    i have two all time favorite monologues from movies.

    1. bull durham-- Well, I believe in the soul, the ****, the *****, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

    and

    2. Easy A-- Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80's movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an 80's movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life

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