Favorite one liner from a movie

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  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    "Cindy and Scott are newlyweds! Whoopee-dee-doo!"

    Linda: No I don't need more time, Robbie. I don't ever want to marry you.
    Robbie: Gee, you know that information... really would've been more useful to me YESTERDAY!

    "Now please get out of my Van Halen t-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up."


    The Wedding Singer
  • med79
    med79 Posts: 288
    "My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!" and "I'm not a wtch, I'm your wife!" - both from Princess Bride
  • KaraP18
    KaraP18 Posts: 145 Member
    " Is this your homework Larry?"
  • "Have you paid your dues Jack? Yes Sir, The check is in the mail." -Big Trouble in Little China
  • chrishgt4
    chrishgt4 Posts: 1,222 Member
    It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to **** a doorknob
  • Busyboymomx3
    Busyboymomx3 Posts: 110 Member
    You're killin me Smalls!!!!!!
  • Psyb3r
    Psyb3r Posts: 176 Member
    "Lightbulb..." ~ Gru, Despicable Me.
  • Busyboymomx3
    Busyboymomx3 Posts: 110 Member
    " Is this your homework Larry?"



    YESSSS!
    am I wrong?
  • Fitnin6280
    Fitnin6280 Posts: 618 Member
    "Listen... do you smell that?" -Ghost Busters
  • Reinventing_Me
    Reinventing_Me Posts: 1,053 Member
    "Don't you put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby!", Ving Rhames in Talladega Nights

    All the lines that the kids say at the dinner table in Talladega Nights

    "You more shredded than a julienne salad, man.", Robert Downey, Jr. in Tropic Thunder

    "Mama, I'll see you again tonight in my head movies. But this head movies makes my eyes rain!", Ben Stiller in Tropic Thunder

    ◦When you wrote ‘I Love Tha P*ssy’, was you thinking about danglin your dice on Lance’s forehead?, Robert Downey in Tropic Thunder
  • ErinBeth7
    ErinBeth7 Posts: 1,625 Member
    I'M YOUR HUCKLEBERRY FROM TOMBSTONE

    YES!!

    You'll shoot your eye out, kid! - A Christmas Story
  • lyngoode
    lyngoode Posts: 197 Member
    Before I even met them I liked them! You hate them compared to how much I like them! -MADAGASGAR
  • Patovader
    Patovader Posts: 439 Member
    I have tons, but here is a couple I like

    “The almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he’s pretty sure you’re ****ed”

    “Your ego is writing checks your body can’t cash”
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    There is a REALLY BAD 80's horror movie that I love (I'm generally an enormous wimp about scary movies, but this line is funny enough to me that I love the movie anyway) and there is a scene where the girl enters a waxwork exhibit and becomes a part of the scene.
    She is sitting at the table with this family of vampires, but she doesn't know they are vampires, and they serve her a bowl of raw meat in blood sauce. She grimaces but claims to love steak tartar. The man at the end of the table pauses, then says:
    "Steak tartar? Oh yes. Steak... tartar."
    (but she's really eating her fiance's leg, and he's tied up in the basement, still alive).

    I don't know why I love that line, but I do.
  • jedibunny
    jedibunny Posts: 321
    Can't just pick one, so...

    "There's no crying in baseball!" - Tom Hanks (Jimmy Dugan), A League of Their Own
    "As you wish." - Cary Elwes (Westley), The Princess Bride
    "Anybody want a peanut?" - Andre the Giant (Fezzik), The Princess Bride
    "How many @ssholes we got on this ship, anyway?" - Rick Moranis (Dark Helmet), Spaceballs
    "We ain't found *kitten*." - Trooper, Spaceballs
    "English, m'f'er, DO YOU SPEAK IT?" - Samuel L. Jackson (Jules Winnfield), Pulp Fiction
    "Nobody f*cks with the Jesus." - John Turturro (Jesus Quintana), The Big Lebowski
    "Obviously you're not a golfer." - Jeff Bridges (The Dude), The Big Lebowski
    "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" - John Cleese (French Soldier), Monty Python and the Holy Grail

    and oh, there are hundreds more...
  • Busyboymomx3
    Busyboymomx3 Posts: 110 Member
    American Psycho...there are so many, but this one gets me every time



    Not if you want to keep your spleen
  • chrishgt4
    chrishgt4 Posts: 1,222 Member
    I have two guns, one for each of ya...
  • Thanis90
    Thanis90 Posts: 63 Member
    "I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!"

    Gotta love Full Metal Jacket :)
  • eatmeingo
    eatmeingo Posts: 134
    I can't even pick a favorite line from A Clockwork Orange, but here's one.

    "Initiative comes to thems that wait."
  • 95nowens
    95nowens Posts: 2
    "Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?"
  • 95nowens
    95nowens Posts: 2
    "Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?" "It could grip it by the husk" "It's not a matter of where he grips it!"
  • Coolhand1969
    Coolhand1969 Posts: 821 Member
    Haven't seen this one yet,...

    "Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy? or are ya gonna bit?" ... Mr. Black, Reservoir Dogs
  • chrishgt4
    chrishgt4 Posts: 1,222 Member
    Are you gonna do something, or just stand there and bleed?
  • delilah47
    delilah47 Posts: 1,658
    “There’s a difference between truth and fiction. Fiction has to make sense.”

    From: The International
  • Either "if you're from Africa, why are you white?" from Mean Girls or "nobody puts Baby in a corner" from Dirty Dancing.
  • ttulio
    ttulio Posts: 23 Member
    Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?
  • snakehead
    snakehead Posts: 22
    "I never drive faster than I can see. Besides that, its all in the reflexes." Jack Burton (Kurt Russell) in Big Trouble in Little China
  • Tebbspcad
    Tebbspcad Posts: 233
    From The Proposal....absolutly bursting at the seams with one liners but this is one of my favourites...

    Margaret:What am I allergic to?
    Andrew: Pine nuts, and the full spectrum of human emotion!

    Classic!
  • xxxbloodfartxxx
    xxxbloodfartxxx Posts: 15 Member
    GET TO THE CHOPPA DO IT NOW!!!!!
  • thetiwi1890
    thetiwi1890 Posts: 239 Member
    Clear them little bottles off. And when I get off the phone here, call up Hyman and tell him I want it wall to wall with John Daniels.

    Don't you mean Jack Daniels?

    He may be Jack to you son, but when you've known him as long as I have... that's a joke.
    - Scent of a Woman

    It's a terrible shock...
    What is?
    Being married for 25 years, and finding out your husband's a prick.
    - The Snapper
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