Favorite one liner from a movie
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"I'm not that kind of angel." - John Travolta in 'Michael'0
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"Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death!" Auntie Mame, my favorite movie of all time...0
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"These go to 11" (Spinal Tap)0
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"JUST a bit outside." Harry Doyle - Major League0
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"Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death!" Auntie Mame, my favorite movie of all time...
Great quote!0 -
"Frageelay ... must be Italian"
"It says fragile..."
Christmas Story0 -
Either "if you're from Africa, why are you white?" from Mean Girls or "nobody puts Baby in a corner" from Dirty Dancing.
NOBODY puts baby in a corner!
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"I think I got a chunk of 'purple mountains majesty' up my a**..." James Garner as President Matt Douglas in My Fellow Americans, after jumping off a moving train.0
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"I fart in your general direction"
Monty Python's The Search for the Holy Grail
"Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!" along with "Aw, somebody's gotta ride back and get a ****LOAD of dimes!!!"
Both from Blazing Saddles0 -
Murphy: Where the **** are you going?
Connor: Shh, I'm figuring some **** out here.
Murphy: Oh **** you! I'm sweating my *kitten* off dragging your ****ing rope around! Must weigh thirty pounds.
Connor: Shh! We are doing some serious **** here, now get a ****ing hold of yourself!
Murphy: Oh **** you, I'm not the rope-toting Charlie Bronson wannabe that's getting us ****ing lost!
Connor: Will you ****ing shut it!
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Rocco: [seeing a room full of mobsters killed by Connor and Murphy] ****in' … what the ****in' **** … who the **** … **** this ****in' … how did you two ****in' ****s … ****!
Connor: Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word
BOONDOCK SAINTS :happy:
best movie EVER0 -
Murphy: Where the **** are you going?
Connor: Shh, I'm figuring some **** out here.
Murphy: Oh **** you! I'm sweating my *kitten* off dragging your ****ing rope around! Must weigh thirty pounds.
Connor: Shh! We are doing some serious **** here, now get a ****ing hold of yourself!
Murphy: Oh **** you, I'm not the rope-toting Charlie Bronson wannabe that's getting us ****ing lost!
Connor: Will you ****ing shut it!
AND
Rocco: [seeing a room full of mobsters killed by Connor and Murphy] ****in' … what the ****in' **** … who the **** … **** this ****in' … how did you two ****in' ****s … ****!
Connor: Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word
BOONDOCK SAINTS :happy:
best movie EVER
SEcond best movie behind Reservoir Dogs0 -
Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?
LOL YES!0 -
I have tons from my favorite movie A Knight's Tale alas i guess I will only use 2:
Wat: It's called a lance. Heellooo?
Wat: Uh, betray us, and I will fong you, until your insides are out, your outsides are in, your entrails will become your extrails I will w-rip... all the p... ung. Pain, lots of pain.
Okay so i lied...Sue me!
Chaucer: You're good. You're very good. My lords, my ladies, and everybody else here not sitting on a cushion!
[crowd roars]
Chaucer: Today... today, you find yourselves equals.
[crowd roars]
Chaucer: For you are all equally blessed. For I have the pride, the privilege, nay, the pleasure of introducing to you to a knight, sired by knights. A knight who can trace his lineage back beyond Charlemagne. I first met him atop a mountain near Jerusalem, praying to God, asking his forgiveness for the Saracen blood spilt by his sword. Next, he amazed me still further in Italy when he saved a fatherless beauty from the would-be ravishing of her dreadful Turkish uncle.
[crowd, boo]
Chaucer: In Greece he spent a year in silence just to better understand the sound of a whisper. And so without further gilding the lily and with no more ado, I give to you, the seeker of serenity, the protector of Italian virginity, the enforcer of our Lord God, the one, the only, Sir Ulllrrrich von Lichtenstein!
[crowd roars]
Chaucer: Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week.
And my favorite which has significant meaning:
John Thatcher: Change your stars and live a better life than I have.0 -
2 favorites... (btw - my apologies for the language below)
"You surprised to see us Clark?
"Oh, Eddie... If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am right now. "
and of course from the same movie, the famous rant...
"Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, ****less, hopeless, heartless, fat-*kitten*, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is! Hallelujah! Holy ****! Where's the Tylenol?0 -
"IT'S SO FLUFFY IM GONNA DIEEE"0
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2 favorites... (btw - my apologies for the language below)
"You surprised to see us Clark?
"Oh, Eddie... If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am right now. "
and of course from the same movie, the famous rant...
"Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, ****less, hopeless, heartless, fat-*kitten*, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is! Hallelujah! Holy ****! Where's the Tylenol?
Love this!!0 -
His mama named him Clay, I'mma call him Clay.
- Coming to America
Who's the Master? Sho-Nuff!!
- The Last Dragon0 -
"Frageelay ... must be Italian"
"It says fragile..."
Christmas Story
You win! ROTFLMAO!0 -
Mother: Navin, it's your birthday, and it's time you knew. You're not our natural-born child.
Navin R. Johnson: I'm not? You mean I'm gonna STAY this color?
-The Jerk0 -
Bob: "It's psychotic! They keep creating new ways to celebrate mediocrity, but if someone is genuinely exceptional..." (The Incredibles) <giggle>
Mr. Darcy: "In vain I have struggled. It will not do. My feelings will not be repressed. You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you." (Pride and Prejudice) <swoon>0 -
I'd love to kiss ya but I just washed my hair. (Bette Davis in one of the oldies)0
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Mother: Navin, it's your birthday, and it's time you knew. You're not our natural-born child.
Navin R. Johnson: I'm not? You mean I'm gonna STAY this color?
-The Jerk
LOL!!!! Omg! I forgot about that! Love The Jerk! haven't seen it in forever!0 -
"Pvt. Joe Bowers: Why me? Every time Metsler says, "Lead, follow, or get out of the way," I get out of the way.
Sgt. Keller: Yeah, when he says that, you're not supposed to choose "get out of the way." It's supposed to embarrass you into leading - or at least following.
Pvt. Joe Bowers: That doesn't embarrass me."
"Officer Collins: [addressing military brass about Rita's background] We did, however have to come to an arrangement with her pimp. A gentleman who goes by the name Upgrayedd. Which he spells thusly, with two D's, as he says, "for a double dose of this pimping"."
"Narrator: Unaware of what year it was, Joe wandered the streets desperate for help. But the English language had deteriorated into a hybrid of hillbilly, valleygirl, inner-city slang and various grunts. Joe was able to understand them, but when he spoke in an ordinary voice he sounded pompous and faggy to them."
"Frito: Go away! 'Batin'!"
~Idiocracy0 -
"There's no crying in baseball!" - Tom Hanks - A League of Their Own
"I'm a cop you idiot!" & "Who is your daddy and what does he do?" & "It's not a tumor!"- Arnold Schwarzenegger - Kindergarten Cop
"I'll be back" - Arnold in the Terminator
"Say hello to my little friend" - Al Pacino - Scarface
"You talkin to me?" - Robert DeNiro - Taxi Driver0 -
"There's no crying in baseball!" - Tom Hanks - A League of Their Own
"I'm a cop you idiot!" & "Who is your daddy and what does he do?" & "It's not a tumor!"- Arnold Schwarzenegger - Kindergarten Cop
"I'll be back" - Arnold in the Terminator
"Say hello to my little friend" - Al Pacino - Scarface
"You talkin to me?" - Robert DeNiro - Taxi Driver0 -
I'm thinking I might take that new chick from Logistics. If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. "Oh... Oh... Oh!" You know what I'm talkin' about.
Office Space0 -
"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"
The Italian Job (Michael Caine - UK original)0 -
"Dyin' ain't much of a livin', boy" - Clint Eastwood, The Outlaw Josey Wales0
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"Fifty years from now, when you're looking back at your life, don't you want to be able to say you had the guts to get in the car? "0
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"Can you describe the ruckus, sir?"
-- "The Breakfast Club"0
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