Losing weight too easy? Try these handicaps

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  • wildcard29
    wildcard29 Posts: 322 Member
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    Now I'm soooo confused. I think I should just stop eating!!!!
  • JoyousRen
    JoyousRen Posts: 3,823 Member
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    When hungry just drink vodka until you pass out.

    Wait...that's a bad thing??? :embarassed:

    No, that's fun!
  • becoming_a_new_me
    becoming_a_new_me Posts: 1,860 Member
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    When hungry just drink vodka until you pass out.

    Wait...that's a bad thing??? :embarassed:

    No, that's fun!

    Whew!! Had me worried for a sec!! :bigsmile:
  • wk9t
    wk9t Posts: 237 Member
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    ROTFLMAO!! I think you just solved all my weight loss problems. When is your book coming out?
  • KatieJane83
    KatieJane83 Posts: 2,002 Member
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    I love you.


    That is all.
  • chrisdavey
    chrisdavey Posts: 9,834 Member
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    Definitely no burpees! Body sculpt is where it's at.

    Remember, never to pick anything up that is heavier than you're hand bag. Don't want to get bulky.
  • maidentl
    maidentl Posts: 3,203 Member
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    You forgot to tell people to eat clean. Wash all foods thoroughly with soap and water.
  • mes1119
    mes1119 Posts: 1,082 Member
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    LOL, I think some people missed the sarcasm...
  • tiamaria3
    tiamaria3 Posts: 92 Member
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    :laugh: :noway:
  • Takes2long
    Takes2long Posts: 367 Member
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    Take the unlabled diet pills, from the brown paper bag, AND the laxatives and swallow them with the vodka.
  • becoming_a_new_me
    becoming_a_new_me Posts: 1,860 Member
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    Take the unlabled diet pills, from the brown paper bag, AND the laxatives and swallow them with the vodka.

    Brilliant!!!
  • shedoos
    shedoos Posts: 446 Member
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    Can we get this stickied?

    Probably some of the best advice I've read all day. Thanks for posting.
  • tameko2
    tameko2 Posts: 31,634 Member
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    Take the unlabled diet pills, from the brown paper bag, AND the laxatives and swallow them with the vodka.

    Brilliant!!!

    *kitten*. I've been washing it down with tequila! No wonder I'm not losing weight fast enough.
  • becoming_a_new_me
    becoming_a_new_me Posts: 1,860 Member
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    Take the unlabled diet pills, from the brown paper bag, AND the laxatives and swallow them with the vodka.

    Brilliant!!!

    *kitten*. I've been washing it down with tequila! No wonder I'm not losing weight fast enough.

    You can only do tequila on Tuesdays and Thursdays...that's your problem
  • Aperture_Science
    Aperture_Science Posts: 840 Member
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    Brilliant post Sir. I doff my hat to you.
  • BerryH
    BerryH Posts: 4,698 Member
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    Brilliant post Sir. I doff my hat to you.
    Make that a double-doff.
  • Angellore
    Angellore Posts: 519 Member
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    If you MUST use weights, lift light and lots of reps. Also,
    Tae Bo.

    Don't forget about Burpees

    I just had to look burpee up. Ouch! My body couldn't do that.
  • mikeyrp
    mikeyrp Posts: 1,616 Member
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    LOL, I think some people missed the sarcasm...

    Anyone who missed the sarcasm in this post is clearly genetically incapable of detecting it at all. Probably due to a thyroid problem.
  • lacewitch
    lacewitch Posts: 766 Member
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    thanks made me smile on a friday morning!
  • Ant_M76
    Ant_M76 Posts: 534 Member
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    Dbl post down there V (soz)

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