Losing weight too easy? Try these handicaps

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  • becoming_a_new_me
    becoming_a_new_me Posts: 1,860 Member
    Take the unlabled diet pills, from the brown paper bag, AND the laxatives and swallow them with the vodka.

    Brilliant!!!
  • shedoos
    shedoos Posts: 446 Member
    Can we get this stickied?

    Probably some of the best advice I've read all day. Thanks for posting.
  • tameko2
    tameko2 Posts: 31,634 Member
    Take the unlabled diet pills, from the brown paper bag, AND the laxatives and swallow them with the vodka.

    Brilliant!!!

    *kitten*. I've been washing it down with tequila! No wonder I'm not losing weight fast enough.
  • becoming_a_new_me
    becoming_a_new_me Posts: 1,860 Member
    Take the unlabled diet pills, from the brown paper bag, AND the laxatives and swallow them with the vodka.

    Brilliant!!!

    *kitten*. I've been washing it down with tequila! No wonder I'm not losing weight fast enough.

    You can only do tequila on Tuesdays and Thursdays...that's your problem
  • Aperture_Science
    Aperture_Science Posts: 840 Member
    Brilliant post Sir. I doff my hat to you.
  • BerryH
    BerryH Posts: 4,698 Member
    Brilliant post Sir. I doff my hat to you.
    Make that a double-doff.
  • Angellore
    Angellore Posts: 519 Member
    If you MUST use weights, lift light and lots of reps. Also,
    Tae Bo.

    Don't forget about Burpees

    I just had to look burpee up. Ouch! My body couldn't do that.
  • mikeyrp
    mikeyrp Posts: 1,616 Member
    LOL, I think some people missed the sarcasm...

    Anyone who missed the sarcasm in this post is clearly genetically incapable of detecting it at all. Probably due to a thyroid problem.
  • lacewitch
    lacewitch Posts: 766 Member
    thanks made me smile on a friday morning!
  • Ant_M76
    Ant_M76 Posts: 534 Member
    Dbl post down there V (soz)
  • Ant_M76
    Ant_M76 Posts: 534 Member
    I just had to look burpee up. Ouch! My body couldn't do that.


    It's quite straightforward, like a fart but comes out of the mouth.

    Nice work OP :)
  • bonjour24
    bonjour24 Posts: 1,119 Member
    If you MUST use weights, lift light and lots of reps. Also,
    Tae Bo.

    HA! tae bo is a must, and will be the perfect solution to any question.

    Taso- I think you forgot to add that we also need to take into account that muscle weighs more than fat..........
  • WingMan380
    WingMan380 Posts: 2,139 Member
    Where have you been all my life?!?!

    This is absolutely rockin' information. You should get this copyrighted!!
  • castadiva
    castadiva Posts: 2,016 Member
    Did you mention eliminating all fruits and vegetables from your diet as they are evil sources of both carbohydrates, and *gasp* sugar?! :laugh:
  • redfroggie
    redfroggie Posts: 591 Member
    You are my hero for the day! FACT!
  • diver71_au
    diver71_au Posts: 424 Member
    LOL, I think some people missed the sarcasm...

    Anyone who missed the sarcasm in this post is clearly genetically incapable of detecting it at all. Probably due to a thyroid problem.

    Or hunger .......
  • l_oudman
    l_oudman Posts: 373 Member
    Need to add - buying fitness dvds and watching them, gather dust!!
  • Laoch_Cailin
    Laoch_Cailin Posts: 414 Member
    Love it.....

    If you ever went to ww this is their mantra! The main reason why we loss weight and keep it off for at least a week, good going
  • Flixie00
    Flixie00 Posts: 1,195 Member
    Is it still OK to have a Slimfast shake for lunch and breakfast?
  • Angelabec
    Angelabec Posts: 505 Member
    You forgot to add that you *must* add a tablespoon of coconut oil to every meal, because it keeps you much fuller than actual food. :noway:
  • beccyleigh
    beccyleigh Posts: 846 Member
    i did all them things and lost 72grams in 10 weeks so it really works :wink: :huh:
  • Helloitsdan
    Helloitsdan Posts: 5,564 Member
    Best post of the week!

    THX BRO!!!!!!
  • mncardiojunkie
    mncardiojunkie Posts: 307 Member
    LOL! Good thread.
  • BerryH
    BerryH Posts: 4,698 Member
    Remember, you don't burn fat at high intensities, you must work out easier in the fat-burning zone. It goes to follow that you burn even MORE fat if you don't leave the sofa at all.
  • Jeneba
    Jeneba Posts: 699 Member
    Eat all your exercise points..... DON'T eat all your exercise points.... Don't exercise. :tongue:
  • Pattinan
    Pattinan Posts: 42 Member
    Love, Love, Love it!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • olong
    olong Posts: 255 Member
    Thanks for the tips!! Love the free advice at MFP!!
  • olong
    olong Posts: 255 Member
    You forgot to tell people to eat clean. Wash all foods thoroughly with soap and water.

    'cuz the dirt has the calories...
  • hedleyrocks247
    hedleyrocks247 Posts: 185 Member
    :heart: LOVE :heart:
  • Angellore
    Angellore Posts: 519 Member
    Is it still OK to have a Slimfast shake for lunch and breakfast?

    Yes, but you must have a balanced dinner in the evening. You will in no way feel hungry or that you are missing out while doing this. Plus it is easy to do for life.
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