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Losing weight too easy? Try these handicaps

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  • foremant86
    foremant86 Posts: 1,115 Member
    lmfao this is the best!
  • stubbysticks
    stubbysticks Posts: 1,275 Member
    I'm replacing all of my calories with Shakeology. That should work, right?
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,476 Member
    Take the unlabled diet pills, from the brown paper bag, AND the laxatives and swallow them with the vodka.

    Brilliant!!!

    *kitten*. I've been washing it down with tequila! No wonder I'm not losing weight fast enough.

    You can only do tequila on Tuesdays and Thursdays...that's your problem


    :drinker: To Thursday!
  • whitneyann0
    whitneyann0 Posts: 327 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • TopazCarey
    TopazCarey Posts: 263
    Tehehe :laugh:
  • KareninCanada
    KareninCanada Posts: 962 Member
    Potentially the best post of the entire day. (Pnly "potentially" because there are still 7 hours left in my time zone for someone to top this. But I have my doubts.)
  • whitneyann0
    whitneyann0 Posts: 327 Member
    I know what we should all do!!! We should take those HCG drops and only eat 500 calories a day!

    That will work for sure. And it's all because of those magical drops!
  • mrsladybrewer
    mrsladybrewer Posts: 70 Member
    :laugh:
    Love this. The end.
  • karenCalandro
    karenCalandro Posts: 92
    HAHAHAHAA thanks for the ;laugh
  • 10acity
    10acity Posts: 798 Member
    :laugh:

    Also,
    My alarm on my "smart" phone doesn't seem to work. Also, every time I try to add Chobani to my grocery list it changes to Chicano. What should I do?

    :laugh:
  • Natelywills
    Natelywills Posts: 71
    I am saving this one. BWAHAHA!!
  • DarrellHodge
    DarrellHodge Posts: 71
    is it ok if a give you a steamy hot french kiss???

    Where is the line for these?
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
    bump :tongue:
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