Game: ANSWERS ONLY!!!

candicebauer

and thats how my left foot ended up in the toilet

gooiyw

So now you know who REALLY killed Kennedy...

lisa28115

and he stood on the grassy knoll.

Fridaydalek

Within five days, just to be certain.

TK266

and to this day no one will how the feather duster got there.

hazelapple

and thats why i kissed another girl

lisa28115

No! !!! You will not starve!!!!

paisley2288

And that's why I was on Maury.

lisa28115

because I don't know who my baby's daddy is

paisley2288

because dat baby dont look like me

chrishgt4

it was an accident, I tripped and she fell.

kwaddell1987

and thats how the baby came about

heyitsmegxx

Yes, I slept with your brother.

lisa28115

and yes, I did sleep with your sister.

pinkminy

so thats why I got no sleep at all

coliema

and that's why I slept on the bathroom floor.

hapoo100

and the penguin says "no, thats just ice cream"

AtticusFinch

..and that's why OJ took the rap instead of me

lisa28115

and then he pulled on the cord and the hot iron fell on his head

(this is a true story)

JThomas61

...and that's when I decided that I absolutely love a man in (and out of) uniform.

ABSolutely!!

TK266

and that is when I learned the difference between a misdemeanor and a felony.

EmCarroll1990

And that's how I ended up with herpes.

LauraMacNCheese

And that's how I ended up on COPS...

gsheasley

and that's how you accidentally get pregnant from a stranger in a hot tub.

jkaupanger

my first time with a woman and she gets pregnant!

LifeOnMars_

And that's why you always leave a note...

Tanyawhite30

Ad thats why I should have never gotten married

Twisted_Wrister

and that's why I manually masterbate caged animals for artificial insemination.

EmCarroll1990

So,that's why I stopped believing guys when they said, "just the tip."

Twisted_Wrister

So,that's why I stopped believing guys when they said, "just the tip."

:laugh: Gets 'em everytime!