Game: ANSWERS ONLY!!!

TK266

Yeah, you're right. I need a smarter roommate.

Twisted_Wrister

And that's why I stopped giving men bikini or mankini waxes
And that's why I ended up needing therapy! :sad:

And that's why she's in therapy, Your Honor.

And that's why he's my lawyer your honor.

And six weeks later, PRESTO, this framed law degree showed up in my mailbox!

and that's why your name is Mr. Gambini

And that's when she said "If you think I'm hostile now, wait til you see me tonight"!

And that's when he said, "are you sure about those five minutes? ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THOSE FIVE MINUTES?!!!"

And that's when I told her "You stick out like a sore thumb around here. I fit in better than you. At least I'm wearing cowboy boots."

And that's when I told him, "Well I hate to bring it up because I know you've got enough pressure on you already. But, we agreed to get married as soon as you won your first case. Meanwhile, TEN YEARS LATER, my niece, the daughter of my sister is getting married. My biological clock is TICKING LIKE THIS and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married."

And that's when I said What, now you're NOT gonna marry me?

Moeblessings

And that's why I stopped giving men bikini or mankini waxes
And that's why I ended up needing therapy! :sad:

And that's why she's in therapy, Your Honor.

And that's why he's my lawyer your honor.

And six weeks later, PRESTO, this framed law degree showed up in my mailbox!

and that's why your name is Mr. Gambini

And that's when she said "If you think I'm hostile now, wait til you see me tonight"!

And that's when he said, "are you sure about those five minutes? ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THOSE FIVE MINUTES?!!!"

And that's when I told her "You stick out like a sore thumb around here. I fit in better than you. At least I'm wearing cowboy boots."

And that's when I told him, "Well I hate to bring it up because I know you've got enough pressure on you already. But, we agreed to get married as soon as you won your first case. Meanwhile, TEN YEARS LATER, my niece, the daughter of my sister is getting married. My biological clock is TICKING LIKE THIS and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married."

And that's when I said What, now you're NOT gonna marry me?

And that's when she said "Support? Is that what you want? I'm sorry, you were wonderful in there! The way you handled that judge... ooh you are a smooth talker. You are... you are!"

ScottyNoHotty

It is a big deal, and no, it doesn't happen to to other guys!

Twisted_Wrister

And that's why I stopped giving men bikini or mankini waxes
And that's why I ended up needing therapy! :sad:

And that's why she's in therapy, Your Honor.

And that's why he's my lawyer your honor.

And six weeks later, PRESTO, this framed law degree showed up in my mailbox!

and that's why your name is Mr. Gambini

And that's when she said "If you think I'm hostile now, wait til you see me tonight"!

And that's when he said, "are you sure about those five minutes? ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THOSE FIVE MINUTES?!!!"

And that's when I told her "You stick out like a sore thumb around here. I fit in better than you. At least I'm wearing cowboy boots."

And that's when I told him, "Well I hate to bring it up because I know you've got enough pressure on you already. But, we agreed to get married as soon as you won your first case. Meanwhile, TEN YEARS LATER, my niece, the daughter of my sister is getting married. My biological clock is TICKING LIKE THIS and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married."

And that's when I said What, now you're NOT gonna marry me?

And that's when she said "Support? Is that what you want? I'm sorry, you were wonderful in there! The way you handled that judge... ooh you are a smooth talker. You are... you are!"

And that's when I kissed her hands and told her "You've been a lovely, lovely witness."

Moeblessings

And that's why I stopped giving men bikini or mankini waxes
And that's why I ended up needing therapy! :sad:

And that's why she's in therapy, Your Honor.

And that's why he's my lawyer your honor.

And six weeks later, PRESTO, this framed law degree showed up in my mailbox!

and that's why your name is Mr. Gambini

And that's when she said "If you think I'm hostile now, wait til you see me tonight"!

And that's when he said, "are you sure about those five minutes? ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THOSE FIVE MINUTES?!!!"

And that's when I told her "You stick out like a sore thumb around here. I fit in better than you. At least I'm wearing cowboy boots."

And that's when I told him, "Well I hate to bring it up because I know you've got enough pressure on you already. But, we agreed to get married as soon as you won your first case. Meanwhile, TEN YEARS LATER, my niece, the daughter of my sister is getting married. My biological clock is TICKING LIKE THIS and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married."

And that's when I said What, now you're NOT gonna marry me?

And that's when she said "Support? Is that what you want? I'm sorry, you were wonderful in there! The way you handled that judge... ooh you are a smooth talker. You are... you are!"

And that's when I kissed her hands and told her "You've been a lovely, lovely witness."

And that's when I said to him "you go F*$%#ing shower, I'll go get your F*$%#ing suit."

Twisted_Wrister

And that's why I stopped giving men bikini or mankini waxes
And that's why I ended up needing therapy! :sad:

And that's why she's in therapy, Your Honor.

And that's why he's my lawyer your honor.

And six weeks later, PRESTO, this framed law degree showed up in my mailbox!

and that's why your name is Mr. Gambini

And that's when she said "If you think I'm hostile now, wait til you see me tonight"!

And that's when he said, "are you sure about those five minutes? ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THOSE FIVE MINUTES?!!!"

And that's when I told her "You stick out like a sore thumb around here. I fit in better than you. At least I'm wearing cowboy boots."

And that's when I told him, "Well I hate to bring it up because I know you've got enough pressure on you already. But, we agreed to get married as soon as you won your first case. Meanwhile, TEN YEARS LATER, my niece, the daughter of my sister is getting married. My biological clock is TICKING LIKE THIS and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married."

And that's when I said What, now you're NOT gonna marry me?

And that's when she said "Support? Is that what you want? I'm sorry, you were wonderful in there! The way you handled that judge... ooh you are a smooth talker. You are... you are!"

And that's when I kissed her hands and told her "You've been a lovely, lovely witness."

And that's when I said to him "you go F*$%#ing shower, I'll go get your F*$%#ing suit."

And then I told her " Maybe you didn't twist it hard enough."

solpwr

Of course it will fit! You just need to relax.

snowfox92

And that's how I found out I'm related to Jim Morrison (no really, I am )

leika79

no honestly darling it was great!:yawn:

RH_Brazell

it wasn't me

twisted88

...and that’s why I don’t drink jäger.

lisa28115

and that is why the goat is retarded.

(true story)

DaddyofMEA

and we called him Sally from that day on.

gsheasley

and that's how I learned to swim...

Merc71

And that's why I stopped giving men bikini or mankini waxes
And that's why I ended up needing therapy! :sad:

And that's why she's in therapy, Your Honor.

And that's why he's my lawyer your honor.

And six weeks later, PRESTO, this framed law degree showed up in my mailbox!

and that's why your name is Mr. Gambini

And that's when she said "If you think I'm hostile now, wait til you see me tonight"!

And that's when he said, "are you sure about those five minutes? ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THOSE FIVE MINUTES?!!!"

And that's when I told her "You stick out like a sore thumb around here. I fit in better than you. At least I'm wearing cowboy boots."

And that's when I told him, "Well I hate to bring it up because I know you've got enough pressure on you already. But, we agreed to get married as soon as you won your first case. Meanwhile, TEN YEARS LATER, my niece, the daughter of my sister is getting married. My biological clock is TICKING LIKE THIS and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married."

And that's when I said What, now you're NOT gonna marry me?

And that's when she said "Support? Is that what you want? I'm sorry, you were wonderful in there! The way you handled that judge... ooh you are a smooth talker. You are... you are!"

And that's when I kissed her hands and told her "You've been a lovely, lovely witness."

And that's when I said to him "you go F*$%#ing shower, I'll go get your F*$%#ing suit."

And then I told her " Maybe you didn't twist it hard enough."

And that's when I said, "Well....I guess the f***ing thing's broken...."

DAM_Fine

...and that's why I always carry spare underwear.

lisa28115

...and that is how he broke his arm.

paisley2288

because I am awesome.

Shannon023

and that's how my nipple got pierced. :embarassed:

TK266

and that is why I keep paper towels in my desk.

kal_el83

...and that's how I ended up without any pants on hiding behind the dumpster.True story ;-)

LauraMacNCheese

And that's why I'm no longer allowed to fly Southwest...

jacquelynkay

...and thats why I am shy

cindy4mica

42

Question: How many Girl Scout cookies did Cindy eat this week?

cindy4mica

Because I'm *that* good

LordBezoar

And that is how I ended up in a dress with a Hitler mustache...

Merc71

And that's why I'm living IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!!

lisa28115

and that is why the dragster hit the wall.

(true story)

living_loving_laughing2013

ang that's when I knew it was over