Game: ANSWERS ONLY!!!

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  • TK266
    TK266 Posts: 3,638 Member
    Yeah, you're right. I need a smarter roommate.
  • Twisted_Wrister
    Twisted_Wrister Posts: 758 Member
    And that's why I stopped giving men bikini or mankini waxes
    And that's why I ended up needing therapy! :sad:

    And that's why she's in therapy, Your Honor.

    And that's why he's my lawyer your honor.

    And six weeks later, PRESTO, this framed law degree showed up in my mailbox!

    and that's why your name is Mr. Gambini

    And that's when she said "If you think I'm hostile now, wait til you see me tonight"!

    And that's when he said, "are you sure about those five minutes? ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THOSE FIVE MINUTES?!!!"

    And that's when I told her "You stick out like a sore thumb around here. I fit in better than you. At least I'm wearing cowboy boots."

    And that's when I told him, "Well I hate to bring it up because I know you've got enough pressure on you already. But, we agreed to get married as soon as you won your first case. Meanwhile, TEN YEARS LATER, my niece, the daughter of my sister is getting married. My biological clock is TICKING LIKE THIS and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married."

    And that's when I said What, now you're NOT gonna marry me?
  • Moeblessings
    Moeblessings Posts: 215
    And that's why I stopped giving men bikini or mankini waxes
    And that's why I ended up needing therapy! :sad:

    And that's why she's in therapy, Your Honor.

    And that's why he's my lawyer your honor.

    And six weeks later, PRESTO, this framed law degree showed up in my mailbox!

    and that's why your name is Mr. Gambini

    And that's when she said "If you think I'm hostile now, wait til you see me tonight"!

    And that's when he said, "are you sure about those five minutes? ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THOSE FIVE MINUTES?!!!"

    And that's when I told her "You stick out like a sore thumb around here. I fit in better than you. At least I'm wearing cowboy boots."

    And that's when I told him, "Well I hate to bring it up because I know you've got enough pressure on you already. But, we agreed to get married as soon as you won your first case. Meanwhile, TEN YEARS LATER, my niece, the daughter of my sister is getting married. My biological clock is TICKING LIKE THIS and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married."

    And that's when I said What, now you're NOT gonna marry me?

    And that's when she said "Support? Is that what you want? I'm sorry, you were wonderful in there! The way you handled that judge... ooh you are a smooth talker. You are... you are!"
  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,957 Member
    It is a big deal, and no, it doesn't happen to to other guys!
  • Twisted_Wrister
    Twisted_Wrister Posts: 758 Member
    And that's why I stopped giving men bikini or mankini waxes
    And that's why I ended up needing therapy! :sad:

    And that's why she's in therapy, Your Honor.

    And that's why he's my lawyer your honor.

    And six weeks later, PRESTO, this framed law degree showed up in my mailbox!

    and that's why your name is Mr. Gambini

    And that's when she said "If you think I'm hostile now, wait til you see me tonight"!

    And that's when he said, "are you sure about those five minutes? ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THOSE FIVE MINUTES?!!!"

    And that's when I told her "You stick out like a sore thumb around here. I fit in better than you. At least I'm wearing cowboy boots."

    And that's when I told him, "Well I hate to bring it up because I know you've got enough pressure on you already. But, we agreed to get married as soon as you won your first case. Meanwhile, TEN YEARS LATER, my niece, the daughter of my sister is getting married. My biological clock is TICKING LIKE THIS and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married."

    And that's when I said What, now you're NOT gonna marry me?

    And that's when she said "Support? Is that what you want? I'm sorry, you were wonderful in there! The way you handled that judge... ooh you are a smooth talker. You are... you are!"

    And that's when I kissed her hands and told her "You've been a lovely, lovely witness."
  • Moeblessings
    Moeblessings Posts: 215
    And that's why I stopped giving men bikini or mankini waxes
    And that's why I ended up needing therapy! :sad:

    And that's why she's in therapy, Your Honor.

    And that's why he's my lawyer your honor.

    And six weeks later, PRESTO, this framed law degree showed up in my mailbox!

    and that's why your name is Mr. Gambini

    And that's when she said "If you think I'm hostile now, wait til you see me tonight"!

    And that's when he said, "are you sure about those five minutes? ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THOSE FIVE MINUTES?!!!"

    And that's when I told her "You stick out like a sore thumb around here. I fit in better than you. At least I'm wearing cowboy boots."

    And that's when I told him, "Well I hate to bring it up because I know you've got enough pressure on you already. But, we agreed to get married as soon as you won your first case. Meanwhile, TEN YEARS LATER, my niece, the daughter of my sister is getting married. My biological clock is TICKING LIKE THIS and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married."

    And that's when I said What, now you're NOT gonna marry me?

    And that's when she said "Support? Is that what you want? I'm sorry, you were wonderful in there! The way you handled that judge... ooh you are a smooth talker. You are... you are!"

    And that's when I kissed her hands and told her "You've been a lovely, lovely witness."

    And that's when I said to him "you go F*$%#ing shower, I'll go get your F*$%#ing suit."
  • Twisted_Wrister
    Twisted_Wrister Posts: 758 Member
    And that's why I stopped giving men bikini or mankini waxes
    And that's why I ended up needing therapy! :sad:

    And that's why she's in therapy, Your Honor.

    And that's why he's my lawyer your honor.

    And six weeks later, PRESTO, this framed law degree showed up in my mailbox!

    and that's why your name is Mr. Gambini

    And that's when she said "If you think I'm hostile now, wait til you see me tonight"!

    And that's when he said, "are you sure about those five minutes? ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THOSE FIVE MINUTES?!!!"

    And that's when I told her "You stick out like a sore thumb around here. I fit in better than you. At least I'm wearing cowboy boots."

    And that's when I told him, "Well I hate to bring it up because I know you've got enough pressure on you already. But, we agreed to get married as soon as you won your first case. Meanwhile, TEN YEARS LATER, my niece, the daughter of my sister is getting married. My biological clock is TICKING LIKE THIS and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married."

    And that's when I said What, now you're NOT gonna marry me?

    And that's when she said "Support? Is that what you want? I'm sorry, you were wonderful in there! The way you handled that judge... ooh you are a smooth talker. You are... you are!"

    And that's when I kissed her hands and told her "You've been a lovely, lovely witness."

    And that's when I said to him "you go F*$%#ing shower, I'll go get your F*$%#ing suit."

    And then I told her " Maybe you didn't twist it hard enough."
  • solpwr
    solpwr Posts: 1,039 Member
    Of course it will fit! You just need to relax.
  • snowfox92
    snowfox92 Posts: 100 Member
    And that's how I found out I'm related to Jim Morrison (no really, I am :D )
  • leika79
    leika79 Posts: 114
    no honestly darling it was great!:yawn:
  • RH_Brazell
    RH_Brazell Posts: 339
    it wasn't me
  • twisted88
    twisted88 Posts: 294 Member
    ...and that’s why I don’t drink jäger.
  • lisa28115
    lisa28115 Posts: 17,271 Member
    and that is why the goat is retarded.

    (true story)
  • DaddyofMEA
    DaddyofMEA Posts: 71
    and we called him Sally from that day on.
  • gsheasley
    gsheasley Posts: 1,046 Member
    and that's how I learned to swim...
  • Merc71
    Merc71 Posts: 412 Member
    And that's why I stopped giving men bikini or mankini waxes
    And that's why I ended up needing therapy! :sad:

    And that's why she's in therapy, Your Honor.

    And that's why he's my lawyer your honor.

    And six weeks later, PRESTO, this framed law degree showed up in my mailbox!

    and that's why your name is Mr. Gambini

    And that's when she said "If you think I'm hostile now, wait til you see me tonight"!

    And that's when he said, "are you sure about those five minutes? ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THOSE FIVE MINUTES?!!!"

    And that's when I told her "You stick out like a sore thumb around here. I fit in better than you. At least I'm wearing cowboy boots."

    And that's when I told him, "Well I hate to bring it up because I know you've got enough pressure on you already. But, we agreed to get married as soon as you won your first case. Meanwhile, TEN YEARS LATER, my niece, the daughter of my sister is getting married. My biological clock is TICKING LIKE THIS and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married."

    And that's when I said What, now you're NOT gonna marry me?

    And that's when she said "Support? Is that what you want? I'm sorry, you were wonderful in there! The way you handled that judge... ooh you are a smooth talker. You are... you are!"

    And that's when I kissed her hands and told her "You've been a lovely, lovely witness."

    And that's when I said to him "you go F*$%#ing shower, I'll go get your F*$%#ing suit."

    And then I told her " Maybe you didn't twist it hard enough."

    And that's when I said, "Well....I guess the f***ing thing's broken...."
  • DAM_Fine
    DAM_Fine Posts: 1,227 Member
    ...and that's why I always carry spare underwear.
  • lisa28115
    lisa28115 Posts: 17,271 Member
    ...and that is how he broke his arm.
  • paisley2288
    paisley2288 Posts: 913 Member
    because I am awesome.
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    and that's how my nipple got pierced. :embarassed:
  • TK266
    TK266 Posts: 3,638 Member
    and that is why I keep paper towels in my desk.
  • kal_el83
    kal_el83 Posts: 38 Member
    ...and that's how I ended up without any pants on hiding behind the dumpster.True story ;-)
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    And that's why I'm no longer allowed to fly Southwest...
  • jacquelynkay
    jacquelynkay Posts: 149 Member
    ...and thats why I am shy
  • cindy4mica
    cindy4mica Posts: 777 Member
    42

    Question: How many Girl Scout cookies did Cindy eat this week?
  • cindy4mica
    cindy4mica Posts: 777 Member
    Because I'm *that* good:wink:
  • LordBezoar
    LordBezoar Posts: 625 Member
    And that is how I ended up in a dress with a Hitler mustache...
  • Merc71
    Merc71 Posts: 412 Member
    And that's why I'm living IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!!
  • lisa28115
    lisa28115 Posts: 17,271 Member
    and that is why the dragster hit the wall.

    (true story)
  • living_loving_laughing2013
    living_loving_laughing2013 Posts: 233 Member
    ang that's when I knew it was over

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